Dear Readers,

I am here on Facebook and going through one of my ""Acquaintances"" pics and found these random pictures that I just had to steal. Hope you laugh as hard as I did!!

This one is for you K!!


Although he just passed I found it kinda funny.


Muhahahahahahahaa


He knows it!



What really Happened



They just dont get it...




Stay away from this vehicle



I knew Pooh had it out For Eyore


How I feel when stupid people talk to me


These 3 are just very funny Statistics.. proving you can use the Sets to see anything






Hope you enjoyed them :) !

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

7 Elegant Steps 2 Heels by Myst!

Dear Readers,

I had received a message on facebook by a Carnival Mas Troupe. I think it is pretty interesting so I decided to share it with you. The name of the Troupe is Myst and This is Step one and I had just received Step 5. So when I read it and get all the pics together I will post it. The name is 7 Elegant Steps 2 Heels! Enjoy.

Step One: How 2 Buy Comfortable Heels

Comfortable heels. No, it’s not an oxymoron. There really are some shoes out there that are stylish and sexy both. Please don’t forsake fashion for fundamental functionalism. Don’t give in to tacky flip flops or ugly Birkenstocks.
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What do you look for in a comfortable heeled shoe?

1. Be sure you buy the right size. Many times our feet change in size over the years. Even half a size can make the difference between walking and wincing in pain or walking with a serious strut. Have your feet measured the next time you buy a pair of shoes.

*
2. Look for a wide base where the heel meets the bottom of the shoe. This lends more support to the heel and puts less stress on the balls of your feet. I have a pair of BCBG’s with a 3 1/2 inch heel that I can wear all night because of this feature.
*

3. Try a kitten heel. They aren’t quite as high as their 3 and 4 inch stiletto sisters, but they are quite cute, curvy and many shoe designers have quite a selection of kitten heels.
*

4. A little padding under the ball of the foot works wonders. Either padding on the inside of the shoe or a thicker sole (or both) provide excellent shock absorption for the ball of the foot. Platform pumps which are all the rage this season are an even better choice, especially when they have the built in cushioning. This Via Spiga pump at www.Nordstrom.com is the perfect example.


5. Rounded toes squeeze toes less than pointy ones. So if you are going to be doing a lot of walking or on your feet constantly, opt for a shoe with more room in the toe area by choosing a rounded toe.

6. Wedges give the illusion of height without sacrificing comfort. You basically have more shoe to walk on with a wedge heel. If they include good cushioning you’re on to a good shoe choice.


7. Buy good leather. You shouldn’t have to break in your shoes. They will feel great the very first time you wear them.


8. For ultimate comfort, check out Cole Haan’s Nike Air collection. Cole Haan joined forces with Nike to create dressy shoes with Nike Air cushioning. The result is you have shoes like this that look way too good to feel good.

Last but not least, when you are wearing those super sexy stilettos, try using an insert for the ball of your feet. Foot Petals makes a variety cushions that provide comfort in all types of shoes.
Hopefully with these few tips, you will be able to find some comfy stylish comfy shoes. Have a favorite brand that works for you?
Extracted from shoeboxers.com

7 Steps is brought to you by Myst Carnival & Elegant Steps.Elegant Steps is now offering a 5% discount to all persons purchasing tickets for HEELZ: the inclusive and will award the first 50 person at the event with exclusive Elegant Steps Discount Cards.


That was some good info. Hope it was helpful. The * was suppose to mean that The pics were all by me, but I got lazy and just put them on a few. The message I got had no pictures so I was improvising!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Greatest Freak Out EVER!!

Dear Readers,

This is just hilarious, scary and .... just wow. At one point this dude looked like he waas the runner up for the exorcist! I can only imagine what he did to his brother after it being put up! And you know that bullshit cant happen in no black persons house!! Check it out!! If you do videos do a video response to it and leave your youtube link in my comments.




OXXO

Mayeshah!!

RIP Neda

Dear Readers,

I had gone through my facebook subs and one of the guys i subscribe to was talking about an incident that happened in Iran. If you are not keeping up with any form of people or anything to even have a bare knowledge about the craziness going on in Iran after the Elections.However, from what I heard from my sub, This guy and his sixteen year old daughter was standing like 1km away some marching protesters. When the protesters started to come towards them they turned and were walking away from the protesters. Then the girl, Neda (16), was shot in the chest in her heart by a sniper and died like 1-2 mins later. The video of the situation is so graphic that if you can not handle death do not look at the video below. In the video the girl falls and a group of people rush to her aid but it was too late seconds after collapsing her eyes roll back and blood starts running out of her mouth, nose and eyes. There is a scream that is obviously from the father and that is the point where u wonder why would they do this.

REMEMBER IF YOU HAVE A WEAK HEART, STOMACH OR JUST CANT STAND THE LOOK OF BLOOD DONT WATCH THIS VIDEO!!


OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Hooked

Dear Readers,

I am super duper late when it came to this movie. I have seen it like long time ago but I am only doing my blog on it now.
The name of the movie is Hooked. My girl from Primary School is playing the lead woman. However she makes women look bad in soo many ways. However the cinematography is really really really good. I am looking forward to more work done by this company. The Company that filmed and brought it out is an Antiguan Based Company called "Tropical Films Antigua" Tropical Films Antigua has a website that discusses its self better and I think you can watch the movie on there. The website address is http://www.tropicalfilmsantigua.com/. However you could just watch the whole movie on youtube. (click the hyperlink of the name further up and it will take you to the youtube homepage. Here is the Trailer for Hooked. Now go on and watch and enjoy. Laugh, cuss and encourage the ppl to make more films ;)!!




OXXO

Mayeshah!!

The Craft

Dear Readers,

I have sometimes quoted the movie The Craft or just randomly mentioned the craft in my everyday conversations. Then found out that alot of people never saw one of my favourite movie, The Craft. So to put everyone else on the same page as me I decided to put the Youtube Version on my blog. They might try and sue me but I will still do it muhahahaha!!! So Enjoy!!!






















Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!!

Mayeshah!!

Conspiracy Theories 268: 1st edition

Dear Readers,

I am trying to spread this dudes wisdom worldwide right now. The author of this article is Arlan "Weasel" Henry. I know that with facebook not everyone can access other peoples notes so I copied and pasted it here for you to read. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!!!

DISCLAIMER: If you are reading this note and you weren't tagged, please forgive me. I gave preference to persons whom were already online. If you were tagged and then the tag got removed, it's because you have responded or you have read the note already so no I can give somebody else a tag so they can comment OR you just took to long to respond. FUCK OFF!

Feel free to share this on your profile!

-WeASeY-

Anyways, here's a brief introductory...

Have you ever had a Eureaka moment???

It's 4 am and you were just going about your business, semi-occupied, coming down off the high of multiple beers and mosquito bites as your clothes just loose the cold effect from the soaking you got at devil's bridge and you've just dropped off the last person before it's your turn to go home after hunting crabs and wilks all night...

...then out of the blue, you see a man walking around by himself and wonder to yourself, "A he a da raper man???"

Which then leads to a further train of thought... "How the fuck awe cyaan catch the raperman yet???"

Which led to conversation, with the other sleepy geniuses in the vehicle who decided it was better to have a discussion than to fall asleep behind the wheel. Trust me, these all nighters fuck with your perception because I saw a car parked up in front of the yard of this girl I was seeing, and didn't want to look but i did anyways and coulda sworn i saw her coming out the car. (It wasn't her)

This discussion led to this note... so without further adue:

Conspiracy Theories 268: The 'Rapa-Man'!

So here are some of the things we know:


* This has been going on for damn well nearly 2 years or more with a body count(victim count) of over 30,40 somewhere about (maybe more... fuck it... I'm too lazy to dig in and research)


* The Perp(s) is/are obviously meticulous and carry out their plan perfectly.

1. They obviously stake out their victim (either that or they were just extremely lucky).


Break and enter cleanly, probably putting everyone to sleep by spraying 'ether' into the house (which is a popular theory).

2. They come prepared ie; Condom already on, weapon drawn (usually a pistol), facemask, camouflage clothing, maybe lube.


3. They rape the victim(s) without much hint of resistance from the victim. Some of the reports indicate that the rape is usually accompanied by a beating, the worst that I can recall from memory was a case in Jennings where the victim was pistol whipped and lost a few teeth, busted head and what not along with the other emotional trauma.


4. They leave, escape clean, normally leaving behind a block by the window (Probably a final 'fuck you' to investigators). There was an instance where the police actually gave chase... AND LOST THE PERP!!!


5. We read about it in the papers.


6. These acts normally happen around foreday morning (between midnight and moments before the sky starts turning blue)


7. Although all of the acts have been srpead out across the country, the perp(s) has/have been terrorizing between Belmont, Golden Grove, and Jennings/Bolans all en route Via All Saints Road, American Road/Bendals Road, Whenner Road and Kentish Road.



* After reading about the rape in the papers, everyone is on alert. A wave of paranoia hits us all, and all for a good reason too. Women are getting raped and assualted right in the comfort of their own homes and the perp(s) is/are escaping scott-free and disappearing without a trace, leaving them an open window to strike again.


* The legend of the 'Rapa-man' begins. MASS HYSTERIA followed by an increase in ratings for the media companies (namely the papers,like the Observer and the Sun!) and after TWO YEARS we are still CLUELESS!



So what now...

Now we are left with many questions. Firstly:


1.
Is this the work of ONE MAN or A GROUP EFFORT???


It's hard to believe that ONE MAN would have the time and energy to plan out these attacks and then execute them with such precision that he gets away scott-free each time. Do you really know how much planning that would take. To stake out the vic. Know when she's home, when she's alone, when no man is in the house, etc... That'd be like a FULL-TIME JOB. Someone would have to notice him right?

A GROUP working in unison is a more plausible theory. Multiple perps, alternating the roles, some attacking, some doing recon, same MO (Modus Operandum... Yes... I may be watching a lil bit too much CSI).

Or were we dealing with a bunch of opportunists? Copycats who decided, "Why not go and Rape two woman since dem cyaan catch arwe?"

All they had to do was read the newspapers to get the details about the perps profile and follow suit.


2.
Why is it that we still have NO SUSPECTS???


I mean, YES. We have to give him/them props for not getting caught and not leaving any traceable eveidence behind... BUT Let's look at other cases.

When we were having constant shootouts and people were dying left right and center, our PM made an address stating that they were just gangsters killing out themselves. Fine. Not many arrests were made but the man on the streets knows who did the shootings. Take a walk round the 'ghetto' and everybody knows but I guess they were doing society a favor right. Point is... PEOPLE KNOW!

When the tourists were killed up at Coco's, how long did it take before the perps were found, arrested, charged and sentenced??? NOT THAT FUCKING LONG!!!

When the captain was shot to death in English Harbour, how long did it take for the same??? NOT FUCKING LONG!!!

I could approach this from a racial standpoint, "Oh... Only when suddin happen to white people arwe get serious!"

Well that would seem so but the perps were caught because they all made flaws.

They left a trail and they bragged to appease their egos. FINE! They were sloppy, they spoke to someone. PEOPLE KNEW!!


SO HOW COME NOBODY KNOW BOUT THIS DYAAM 'RAPA-MAN'???

Doesn't he brag about his doings? Don't they Brag??? Yuh really mean to tell me NOBODY KNOW NUTTIN... AFTER TWO FRIGGIN YEARS????


3.
How come we don't know the victims?


Ok... this may sound like a very very very DUMB/ CHUPIT/ DUNCE question. Fine. It may well be.

Due to the delicate nature of these crimes, anonymity of the victim is a priority. Of course the women aren't gonna want their business out on the street. "Hey a me get rape off last week!" Nah! None of them are gonna want that kinda publicity so these parts of the stories aren't usually heard.

But lets get REAL for a moment. THIS IS ANTIGUA!!! EVERYBODY KNOWS EVERYBODY'S BUSINESS!!!

We know who cyaan go in for Carnival queen because she:


1. Teef;

2. Whore;

3. Homosexual;

4. Has an STD (Which is the new style nowadays with these youngsters that we have round the place)



We know who's gay, who likes school girls, who's marriage isn't working, who owes the bank for their house, who sells drugs, who is an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT.

We know everything basically about each other and when we don't know we make it our business to find out, for example:

Scenario:
There's a pretty young girl in the office. Very attractive but very simple and humble. But we're Antiguan and we know nothing about her and we won't be satisfied until we run our own investigation. We wanna know who's she's fucking, who she's with currently, who was in her past, if she ever throw way pickney, is she bad... etc. We just have to know! The longer we go without knowing her business the crazier it drives us until we have to formulate a conclusion in our heads because we cannot dea lwit hthe loose ends. This usually leads to rumours and misconceptions and the eventual rotting of this person's character/reputation.

So how come the Antiguan in us hasn't figured out who all the victims are??? Aren't we curious? Don't we wanna tie up those Loose ends???

How many victims of this 'rapa-man' do we know??? How many of them can be pointed out whenever they push a shopping cart in Epicurean??? I only know of one victim and I wouldn't recognize her if I saw her, I only know of her vehicle( if she still owns it).

Yet still there was a period where every other day there was a rape (Slight exaggeration) but yet still we don't know these women.

Well I do understand that its none of our business really. We should empathize with a faceless and nameless victim and leave her to recover privately... BUT THIS COUNTRY IS TOO SMALL... AND ANTIGUANS ARE TOO PREDICTABLE AND SET IN OUR WAYS TO NOT KNOW, OR MAKE IT OUR BUSINESS TO FIND OUT WHO THESE VICTIMS ARE, EITHER FOR MALICIOUS PURPOSES OR JUST TO SATISFY THAT NEED TO KNOW THAT WE ALL HAVE!

Which leads to my next question...


4.
IS EVERY RAPE CASE RELATED... OR DO THE TABLOIDS ENGINEER THE STORIES THAT WAY... OR DO WE ALL JUST JUMP TO THE SAME CONCLUSION, that it was the work of a SERIAL RAPIST???


What's really the case???

Are we all victims of Mass Hysteria??? Is that why we all assume that there is a single serial "Rapa-man'? I mean, this is a plausible conclusion to come to if the perp(s) use(s) the same M.O. I can live with that!

What about if the perps are just copycatting the order of the day??? "Hey mek me wear camouflage and rape this gyal down the road. Dem nah go know a me... dem go believe a da super raper man!"

Then again, who's gonna go and break into someone's house to rape them and wear...


....A Yellow FUBU Jacket??? And show their face???

It's common sense I guess. so how can we tell if it's the same guy or many opportunists??? What can we do about it???



5.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH OUR WOMEN???


Lets face it. With a gun to your face not many of us would find the courage to act out, but after hearing all these reports of women getting raped, I've heard many women beating their chests saying, "Mek He come... me ready fuh he!"

Or the age old, "He go run up inna da wrong house one a dem times!"

HOW COME HE NEVER RUN UP IN THE WRONG HOUSE ALL NOW???

Are they really that good to know when the women forgot to put their knife or cutlass under the pillow??

Yuh really mean fuh tell me that fuh all da big chat antiguans have... especially antiguan women... "OH ME WOULDA CUT OFF HE SEED!!" dis and dat... Nobody even gi hi a run for he money. I don't recall ever hearing or reading any reports that he fired shots at anyone while inside. Only Pistol whipped a few vitims.


Yuh Really mean fuh tell me in them WIFE vs. LIFE situations, that EVERYBODY chose WIFE???

NOT ONE WOMAN COULDA EVER FUCK HE UP... CUT OFF HE SEED FOR REAL??? FORCED HIM TO USE THE PISTOL HE CARRIED???

I find that hard to believe!




What can we do about it though? Other than cower in fear and turn to the papers for more reports???

We can't depend on the Police for sure. They are underpaid, underfunded and have no forensics kits much less a forensics team. Even if they had a forensics team (Do they??) There is no proper Database. Fingerprints, semen, DNA.... All useless if there's no suspect and no database to match the evidence against.

They did increase nightly patrols and what not but come on??? We can spot a police vehicle from way up the road. Any schoolkid can. The Police weren't tryna find a rapist, they were just making there presence known.

Fish normally flee when they sense a shark in the water. The Police were acting like sharks... Trying to intimidate the perp(s), who always kept slipping through their fingers as if they weren't there.


This also led to other rumours that the perp(s) was/were actually (a) police officer(s). Who else would know how to evade the nightly patrols? Who else would know how to remove most traces of evidence from the crime scene?

Is there even a serial rapist??? Or are we just being guided by the media??? Why is it that the truth is eluding us after TWO YEARS???

Is this all a big conspiracy???


Who knows???



Think about it...


Tune in next week for the 2nd Edition!

-WeASeY-

PS: Your feedback is much appreciated. If you really like this, share it on your profile! Peace!

There will be others to follow when he brings them out. Unless he cuss me off for putting this one up.

OXXO

Mayeshah

15th June 2009 Update

Dear Readers,

Today was soo weird... I just dont know what has gotten into me lately. I have been going through some mental barriers. Or should I say trying.

This morning I woke up to the sound of my retired neighbor calling out my name from outside my window asking me if I wasnt coming walking. ( I am a fat fart so I am trying to get healthy the "Healthy way" EFF!!!) So I rushed to get ready and went walking. We walked to the other village and then came back and I heard about soo many people within that short period of time that I know before I go back to JWU I will know the story about alot of people from the village and she wont know anything about me. LOL. But yea.. then when I got back in I got some water and went onto my lil netbook. I was watching my subscriptions and like midway through I ate 2 club social crackers. I then went to get ready and didnt go into the kitchen to eat. So I left the house with only Club Social in my system. Great way to start the day huh?

Then I went to the bank and forgot to go into Heritage Quay to get the thing for the house keeper. So I have to make sure to do it tomorrow. I also have a way of blocking out the world by turning up my mp3 to block out the worlds sounds. I saw a few of my friends. Felt good and all but then when I went to the store I just felt like life just slowed down. Mom told me she was hungry and since one of her staff was going out to get food she just gave her money to get us some too. So food came we ate and continued working. Only like ...2 -3 hours later I noticed I didnt drink anything since the cup of water this morning. So I got some water and continued being around the store helping customers and stuff. Then I decided I was going to go outside by the door and look at people. Then I saw someone that I had recognized but I just couldnt remember from where. Then when they acknowledged me I noticed who it was. The dude that I kinda mouthed off to. So he is trying to arrange something where I come over by him. But I kept making excuses as usual. Next thing I noticed boss man buss off when some other chicks he knew were going up the road and he didnt say anything to me. So in my mind I am thinking that could be used as a stallin point. He better watch himself. Yea .... So I there walkin up the aisle of the store and just thinkin about my future and career and love life and realized. I am effing screwed. Gosh. I need time to effing think about it.

So I was their sitting at the store with headphones on and thinking about those 3 issues. Noticing I have to do the pros and cons thing to see how everything works. Then Ijust gave up and was on a serious thought of breaking down but I was at the store so I held it in.

Then we came home and I was like what is the point of eating. My dad was making his over oiled ... ok maybe not but it smelt like burnt oil and... rice. So I instantly got sick and decided to get to work on my girl Deja to see how the storage is going on but ... she was going somewhere. So Now I am willowin in self hatred because I gave in to my mental hunger. Yea But at least I got my friends to keep me happy. I dont ask people to pray for me so just hope I dont go off the deep end.


OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Orange Orange

Dear Readers,

I love me some Erykah Badu and my boy ShawnQT used this song to express his life and love it to death.




Now here is the song sang by Badu at the North Sea Jazz Festival in 2001



Love the song!!

OXXO

Mayeshah

100 Best Movie Lines in 200 Secs

Hey Readers,

I was going through my subs on youtube and my MovieBuzz Guy Introduced me to this and I say this is sooo cooolll!!!

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Videos/LG_Originals/Top_10_Lists/100_Best_Movie_Lines_in_200_Seconds/

Hope you like:D:D:D:D

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Scarving

Dear Readers,

I am giving you a heads up now. Some of my up coming posts will be from one of my new bloggers that I follow. I love her so much now because she is Unique and I love Unique people. Her blog is called Blog Goggles. While going through her older posts I found this one and I am planning on doing some of them. I have now a longing of scarves. I feel naked without a scarf so I am trying to ween myself off them by not wearing them so much. But I will try these out now :) When I do them I will take pictures and put them up. This is her Thursday 15th January 2009 entry.

Le French 101: scarves
Dressing like a French woman 101: scarves. Rain or shine, these are non-negotiable.

There's a passage in Le Divorce (the book, not the movie) (or maybe also the movie, but I can't remember it now) about the many different ways that French women wear scarves - not just different ways of tying them, but different placements, and for different purposes. Of course I can't find it online right now, but I'll track it down and repost so this makes a bit more sense.

Anyhow, I came across these awesome how-to guides for tying scarves on the always fabulous Design Dig (from d6cn). In particular, I love this one - it's almost like a man's necktie, but a thousand times softer and more feminine.

An alternative to my now-Waldorfian collection of headbands?

And for the days when I'm feeling super-chic (or my neck is just looking fug).




















Now, I just need some silky, smaller scarves (as opposed to the big fuzzy ones I generally wear). Do you know of any good sites (besides, say, Hermes) where I could find some??

Hope you enjoyed it.


OXXO


Mayeshah!!

Halo

Dear Readers,

I. with my short term memory and my laziness, dont remember if I had confessed my love for Sasha Fierce's (Beyonce's) HALO song. I probably wouldnt do this blog if I didnt see the video that will be shown last

So for those of you who are under a rock here is the original Halo Video:



Even though the original Halo Video and song was done well I love this girls Voice and she is the gf of the guy who plays Obama on youtube (AlphaCat). Check her out:



Then this nucca which is the reason why I even bothered to inform you of my undying love for the song. He .... wow... wooowww... I have nothing to say but what I saw as a comment on the blog I saw it at ""EPIC FAIL""



OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Spec-tang-ular

Dear Readers,

I know most of you have seen the Spectacular video with that Pretty Ricky member dancing up in his red Draws like it is free hump night at the Gay Club. But I was going through one of the girls I follow on blogger and found this video:



This was mad funny I had to watch it through my fingers. I couldnt stop laughin. omg. And I love how he said "this is for the two guys from Brokeback Mountain (which I havent seen yet) and maybe Prince" LOL!!!

OH and then that nucca has the audacity to bring out a PART 2. SERIOUSLY what is on his mind:


Find more videos like this on Pretty Ricky's Official Community


This was just as bad as the first one but he is ... and I repeat he is wearing black boxers, and I can assume that this nucca is gettin a hard on from humpin the poor chair. Seriously...ohhh and dont forget it is FOR THE LADIES!! AS IF!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Recently whats on my mind!

Dear Readers,

I have been back from St. Thomas for almost a week now and I just dont know what to talk about. I have been wasting time and have been feeling sick about myself. I have not completely turn back to my old ways. I am still scared. I am scared of people. I am scared of work. I am scared of friends. I am scared of getting fatter. I am scared that I wouldnt lose the weight. I am sooo effin scared. That I might not make the right choice. :( Depression is setting in.All my friends are enjoying their times off and I still feel like I am working. I go to town to stay out of the house keepers way and there is not vehicle that i can go anywhere if i do stay home. :( God. I sound pathetic. I need to work but I still havent gotten the amount of sleep that I need. I am also scared of going to get the summer job that i need to get. My ppl have confronted me about the summer job. But I am soo scared. I have never liked rejection, since i was younger. If I know there is a high possibility to get rejected I dont bother. So with the job I know I can get it but I am still scared of rejection. So I go over my cover letter for weeks to make sure that is up to par. Then I made a few ppl read it and they said it was good. Then when I was about to print it my mom read it and found so many faults. I just went back into that space where I felt incompetent and would get rejected. :'(

Now I hand it in and I hadnt gotten any response for a week and then I see the owner in the supermarket and my mom told me to talk to her and see what is going on. She said that she was going to call me but was in a meeting. and she is going to be going abroad in a few weeks so she would take me on when she comes back. Well we will talk when she comes back. GOD I am sooo scared. I want to cry my heart out right now but I know it wont change the situation. Please dont reject me or I would have to hunt you down and kill you! :)

WEll that is how I am feeling right now. I know I have a whole ton of videos to post up. They will be up soon:)

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Blue Bag and Liat

Dear Readers,

I just finished Eating my KFC yay!! You may wonder why I say YAY, it is because Antigua has the best KFC in the world!!! But that is not why I came online, hmm, or was it?? no it wasnt!!!!
TODAY Kim and I were suppose to be going to St. Thomas to visit my Big bro. I think earlier I said he was turning 32 when he was actually turning 33...I feel daft. But yea...So we reach the airport 50min before the flight is to take off. Checked in..paid departure tax and then.....entered the departure lounge, where we go through immigration and security. SWWEEETT!!! Then when we were about to bored we were at gate 1a(even though I didnt see gate 1b) and I noticed this lone Blue Bag by the counter. Knowing me I start thinking weird and wondering omg what if their is a bomb in there. OMG. Then I passed the counter and forgot about the bag...then outside waiting to get on the plane....the bag was there again..Like it was following us. Kim noticed it too but then we saw the owner and felt more at ease. Then we got on the plane (OH MUST COMMEND LIAT FOR BEING ON TIME (for those of you who dont know about LIAT which is the Leeward Island Air Transport, it is known to always be delayed and LATE))So since Kim was in front of me she chose the seats (her sitting at the window and I being in the aisle) right in the front so we are facing all the other fliers ( i hope that is how u spell it.) And Everyone was watchingg meeeee!!! but yea...then we looked infront of me under the seat directly opposite of me. OMG THAT SAME FRICKIN BLUE BAG!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Then we took off and on our way to Anguilla then we arrive in Anguilla and the guy who owned the blue bag left and a new set of ppl came on. the we were on our way again. yay!!!

Then we got a message over the intercom saying that we were going back to antigua (i using my small computer so that is why i dont like usiig the caps and there r so many typos) Saying they had a technical problem and they were told to come back to Antigua, and that when we come back they will tell us what is happening. So we land back in Antigua and go into transit and theppl there start to tell us that there is a storm in St.Thomas and the Airport is closed and then they just pissing off people with forms and stuff. The person who was in the cockpit was passing and hearing ppl grumbling and started to explain that the caution light lit up and they were told to come back to Antigua.. and they told him what was told to them by the agents in the in transit area and the guy was astounded cause that wasnt true. Sooo now i have to wait till tomorrow to see my BRO!! well later is better than Never, i guess.

In relation to the bag it kinda reminded me of the mrs butterworth video



and while looking it up I found this other mothersuckin creepy ass thing!!! Check it out (if you wanna)



OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Stanky Legg

Dear Readers,

I am going to St. Thomas tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!! For my bro's bday!!!I cant wait I already finished packing and just waiting for tomorrow to come!!! Today I was thinking about a whole ton of things I wanted to blog about but knowing me I cant remember any of them. However, ever since my sister said we will be doing the Stanky Legg I have been wondering how to do it. I have youtubed it and cant even find the official video.




When you find out how to do it send me a link to you doing it ;)

oxxo

mayeshah!!

100th ENTRY: My plan

Dear Readers. I have reached my 100th entry yay!!!! However that happened to be my plan for the future. My sister had done numerous boards and a few entries about what she wants her future to be like. However, I am still in Limbo. I am a student. About to graduate from Johnson and Wales University with a Bachelors and Associates in Hotel Management. That is my goal for the next year.

Goal for the nest 4 years. I dont know . :( I just talked to my mother and she had informed me that the problem with us youngins (not the word she used) is that we want to be perfect at what we want. noooo.... that was something else. She was saying that we PROCRASTINATE TOOO DAMN MUCH!!!! yes that is it. We procrastinate and dont try and get our foot in the door to get what we want. I dont want to procrastinate too much but I also want some experience as well as some time to enjoy the life that I have as a young person. People in this world 40+ and still dont know what they want. People in this world 50+ and never do what they want in life. Probably 89% of the people on earth (if not more) are miserable that they cant accomplish anything either because they feel that they aren't ready or they just not financially capable. I am ready and I am financially capable (I think) and I have a plan. But I cant do it without knowing that I have traveled at least to Europe and had fun as a youth. The best time in my life was when I was traveling.

So a rough draft of what I want is as followed:

1yr -

Graduate yay!!!! Come home and get to work with a hotel that I can learn (and maybe steal customers from) to make my hotel a success.

4yrs -

Travel to Europe (Spain, Germany, Paris, Italy, and many more). Hopefully I would be able to save enough to go to as many as possible. Stay in only hostels and so forth. Hell BACKPACK. But I need to get to Europe when I am still young! (young as in 25 and younger(no you ppl over 25 are not old but you are not as young))

5yrs -

Start putting everything into place. All my plans will be all in place. And I will be implementing them.


6yrs -

Opening day!! I just love this sign!!! But no i wouldnt use it!!


I admit it will be altered being that this is just the rough draft but I would enjoy and appreciate if you. MY READER. Would leave a comment on what you think. Even if you dont know me and might never ever ever see me ever. PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT!!

OXXO

Mayeshah

Whit Monday entry

Dear Readers,

Today is pretty cool, it is peaceful and I am here listening to some music. Did my Resume and just surfing the net and talkin to some of my ppl. I enjoyed this weekend. However it is almost done and I will be dealing with getting a job and going to visit my big bro :) ok i am going to go off into a tangent about a whole ton of bull crap. So if you got a problem with my mental vomits close the window now.

I am a 21 year old young lady. I hold myself to high standards but I still want to be the freak in the sheets type. Then when you meet guys they just want to screw you and how the hell am I to feel that I can be in a "Relationship" (aka R word)that isnt based solely on sex. I talk alot about sex I admit but it is just an interesting topic to find out different people's perspectives on. I have prospective guys that i can screw but I dont want just a screw. I want someone that will be able to go clubbin with me and would just chill with me ... but then again. I dont chill. I guess if I concrete the idea of being more open when i am living by myself. I have thought that if I do want to go buck wild I can in my home. Or if i want to chill with someone I could invite them over. But damn ... I need some TLC and I always making excuses to avoid being in any thing. Damn. I need a life!! or at least a man! I am tired of ppl saying man is not worth it but I am not interested in girls and one of the needs in life is companionship. I find it is better to know what it feels like to be obsessed (not as Obsessed as that heifer in the movie Obsessed)and to feel hurt. I want to know what other people are crying over. I want to know what ppl are abandoning their friends for (no i not talkin bout none of my friends). But I want to know. How can I grow if I dont know. well I will just have to take people's advise and be patient. But the longer i wait the more likely that I would get hurt worst. Ok I done screw it . Maybe if i just have fun and then focus on my need later when i actually ready. Just have to make sure it is a safe screw. God I am still talkin (thinkin) I done. Until I think about it again and then do another entry about it

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Wine, Dancers, new friends, random.

Dear Readers,

I have a bunch of stuff to touch on today :) Friday was wine house night but our third member (ma)was unable to partake in our festivities. Last night was the Flesh Fest that was hot. This week I met my neighbour about damn time. Plus I might through in some random stuff.

Ok, lets start with the week since this week I had recently met my neighbors who one is leaving(boo) and the other one is staying(yay). I had visited them .... hmm... I think... Thursday. That was fun because we were watching movies and then when the 'rents went to bed the music came out!!! We were dancing and talking and all kinda stuff to the point where my mom text me (Yess, TEXT me lol) and said "Dont overstay your welcome." So I spent a while longer and left around 11:35pm. That reminded me of the amount of fun you can have with friends. (I seriously cant wait to chill with my 2 leading ladies.) Then I had also went to see the flesh fest with my neighbors and Kim.

Friday night Kim and I was suppose to go to the Poetry in Motion at O'Grady's (aka Funky Buda) however it was postponed to Next week Friday. However both of us wouldnt be going because we are going to be in St. Thomas to visit my big Bro!!! Mom went to a get together with dad so she was MIA. So Kim and I were at the Wine house and we had suck a great talk that I felt good when we were done (not just from the drinks). Then in the middle of the night (the time we were there) some of the Myst Mas crew and others came by the wine house as part of the BAR CRAWL. The messed up thing about it is that I didnt even remember about the Bar Crawl until the guy had passed by our table and started talking to us. But I had gotten a whole ton of hugs from the guys there hehehe the good looking ones hehehe. Yea.... moving right along. Then we went and chilled with Shakespear for a while. Then went home. So it was a good night!!

Now on to Last NIGHT!!! Lets just say the Flesh Fest was a success!!! DAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!!! HOT ASS NIGGAS!! That has pushed me more to want to go to ATL and check out there NIGGAS!!!! DAYUM!!!! But as they say what happens in this mother... stays in this mother....(those of you who wants details can get it!! Just tell me) I loved Badazz and got a picture with him :) That picture below didnt do him Justice. and he had a hat that had spikes on it! I wanted his hat soo bad!!!



I am still tryin to think of some Random shit to talk about but it seems like the random would be later in a different entry.OOOOHHHH CHECK OUT THIS SURVEY!!!
http://www.dpsyko.net/survey/index.php?sid=35536

Well hre is the Oldie of the day!!



OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Bullshit wtf are you doin man!!!

Dear Readers,


WTF, I have nothing verbally to say about this sooo...I guess you will be able to say what u need to say about it now





Oldie:



OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Tranforminator!!!

Dear Readers,

All I can say is listen to the words and enjoy the video :




This would be such a effed up film omg:



OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

This week!! (18th - 24th May)

Dear Readers,

This week has been interesting... I was given my mothers car to drive for the whole week that she was away. I had who knows how many opportunities to go and get my groove on but I am too much of a good girl to do anything like that :(. So that is the only thing in the week i am regretting. Plus I went to watch Obessed.

OOOHHHH Obsessed you may say. But no i didnt actually get to see it, since all the tix were sold out. So i went back to the Wine house with my BFF and we had a glass of wine ( well i did) lol. But before we went back to the wine house we bumped into my stalker. my BFF cursed me out for leaving out a very crucial peice of information. THE DUDE IS FINE AS HELL... if i see him again I might take (or give) my number to the dude. See if he is just fine-ness or the full package.

This week I also got my stuff from Cargo (talk about stress) and I now have club clothes, winter clothes and .... who knows what else kinda clothes. LOL. Ohhh and when I was at cargo I saw a flyer about a Flesh Fest!! 3 sexy dudes... who are .... exotic dancers. OMG I am soooo going!! Damn. I invited my girls but one done Copped out.... but yea .... I hope that is as good as i imagine!!

Ohhh before bumping into my stalker we bumped into D and his fine brother C and their other brother (didnt get his name) and Damn Visually i was satisfied. Physically kinda lacking. I hugged D and was left yearning for more. BFF we gonna have to make sure to invite him to the club when we doing a club scene.!!!

Here is the Oldie of the day:


OXXO

Mayeshah!!

HMMMMM

Your mum

Deaar Readers,

Dont call me mean just call me follow fashion. This is how your mum sounds when we together!!:



OXXO

Mayeshah

Axe

Dear Readers,

I was helpin my girl find some commercials and i camme across this page:

http://www.youtube.com/user/BodySprayMan

Then I started watching them and I am shocked by some of what I have come across. Some I have seen before but, wow. Check these out:





OMG THIS FREAKED ME THE EFF OUT!!



OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Random : no oil, bank. bleach mix

Dear Readers,

I am feeling sick no crap!! I just ate fried rice... omg... It was drippping of OIL!!! I had done alot to get into this stricter diet, where i eat when i need to. However, my dad made some fried rice and ... i ffeeeelll soooo sorry for my arteries. My stomach and gullet feels like it is clogged with fat. I am drinking water I took my diet pill (which i didnt take in the evenings for the past couple of days.

When i was eating you can see all the oil at the bottom of the plate. But out of respect and courtesy I put it in my mouth and toughed it out. I know my body can handle oil cause i had a big banana pizza today (gave away half of it to customers and staff)and I felt great. But I had also had a pack of Oreo and I felt sick as well, but it was just until I drank some water. I feel oooohhh soooooo sick right now.

Today I was also in the bank (not gonna tell you which one) and was thinking of how it is possible to rob the bank. So I was at the teller and laughed because I was thinking that the bank upgraded them self. The teller (one of my friends) asked my why i laughed. So after a few times of him asking me I told him (telling him I would NEVER do it). Then I suggested that you could organize with a tourist off the cruise ship. And the teller agreed and said that would work, have someone who no one ever saw before and they go in do it fast and get out and go on the ship. However, to pull it off really well you would have to pull off some Mission Impossible gadgets. BUT as I said before I would NEVER rob a bank!!!!

Oh and I nearly killed off myself last night. I mixed Washing Up liquid with Bleach. It gave off a gas that filled up the whole kitchen, dining room and living room. So I now learn DILUTE the bleach before mixing it with anything else.

OMG I AMMM SOOOO SICK!! I might never eat oily foods again *groan*!!

Here is the oldie of the day!!!



OXXO

Mayeshah

Oldie of the day

Dear Readers,

Here is the oldie of the day:



OXXO

Mayeshah!

Treat your body like a TEMPLE

Dear Readers,

I was thinking about sex this morning. Well I think about sex all the time but this morning I was thinking why people say treat your body like a ""TEMPLE""??? What kinda Temple are they talking about because if it is the Temples that belong to the Mayans or the Aztecs you are saying make ppl go into it alot when your young and then leave it abandoned in later years or is it saying keep it open at all time? Come on!! They should be careful what they say.Cause a smart person or even a stupid person who just think a lil too deep would pick up on that!!
Like think about this Temple the York Minister (largest Goth Cathedral in Northern Europe) the amount of people that go into that Temple. Hell they charge to go to some parts of the church. So does that make this Temple a whore?



Sex is good so dont say treat it like a Temple because that not only is bad for the body but it will make you go against exactly what you are meaning.

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Dear Readers,

Another lil update. I think I am going to add bloggin experience. I am going to add an oldie to my blogs. Not every blog but If I blog today I will add 1(ONE)sometime in that day. However if i dont do a blog there will be no oldies. So it will be a sunday blog with an oldie.

So to finish off today ... well in certain countries. Enjoy



OXXO

Mayeshah!

Interesting stuff babes!

Dear Readers,

I am a fan of Movie Buzz and I was directed to this video that I found FUNNNYYY!!!

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1910892

Then i came upon this one that he informed me off LOVE ITT!!!



OXXO!!

Mayeshah

Snake Pit's Coral Ark Cruise

Dear Readers,

Last night I went on a boat cruise with my parents, sister and one of the ladies who works at my mom's store. The cruise was suppose to start at 8 pm. HOWEVER, since we black and shit ... and to make it worst we from the Caribbean, the boat left the harbor at mins to 10. I was wondering hmm what is going on here ... older people dancing. I was soo wondering when they were going to feed our asses. So when we got on the boat (Coral Ark) I had gotten a ponche diva. Drank that until a lil before we moved off. Then i recieved a call from upstairs to get my parents and my co worker a drink :) So I got a drink and got their drinks. So afterthat we went back downstairs to watch the people dancing. It was soo amusing. Then i looked across and say lil miss (big sis) fallin asleep to the point where she told me she was going up. So i went up with her. Then when we went into the upstairs room it smelt high of weed. I then decided to go out and check on my folks and we were talking for a while. Then I went down to get another drink (Henny and RedBull). That is when I got me a stalker. The guy look across at me at the bar and then came across to me and whispered in my ear "mmmmm, delicious" that kinda freaked me out. So I dunno if it was my crazy B word complex but I enjoyed running away but always getting back in reach of him to see what he would do. Then there was a situation where he was in my path but i HONESTLY did not know he was even on that side of the dancefloor. Then he saw me and he started dancing with me and he lifted me up. I was like nonononono. also cause my dad was at the entrance of the dancefloor and my mom was on the dancefloor. Then i got down and went to the bar and got another beer. Next thing he came up behind me and started to dance with me and whispering "mmmmm, delicious! you arent as heavy as you look" Then sometime during this I noticed the food was out. I found my ma and my coworker in the line so i ordered 2 full plates. Then when we got the food we went upstairs to eat. Halfway through the meal I was full and my dad was full and couldnt eat the rest of the food! Then I went back downstairs and my mom came down for the restroom and then i went to get a drink and the guy was at the front and I had gotten my thing and mom came up and asked for her drink and dad's drink. So i said why not milk this guy for all he is worth and asked him to get my mom the drinks
then I see my coworker give mom her drinks. THen I got the other drinks and gave them to ma and dad and hung out upstairs until the raffle started. Then i was by the entrance of the dancefloor and the guy came back to me and continued whispering in my ear. That was freaky cause ma was right next to me. But that is all a sista can remember at this point of time and from here everything went boring. SOOO yea that was my night ;)

So i still got my grove thing LOL!!!!

While doing this blog I came across this on my subscriptions on youtube. For my House fans:



OXXO

Mayeshah

Nuki

Dear Readers,


YOU GOTTA LOVE EUROPEANS AND THEIR VIDEOS AND MUSIC!!! Check this out!!



OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Star Trek!!

Dear Readers,

One movie that needs to be watched is ..... (Jaws soundtrack) Star Trek. If i didnt want to watch it before these Movie Critics makes you want to watch it. Rotten Tomato is sooo very harsh with their movies. But you know when a movie is GOOODDD!!! not even GOOODDD, GRREEEAAATT!!! when the movie gets 95% on their Movie meter (i think that wat it is called) check out the vid.



OXXO

Mayeshah!

Beatboxing

Dear Readers,

I am home since you know that since i am not blogging that much and my last blog i was on the plane well... kinda! I just noticed there was alot of "since" in the last sentence. Well, I have made up my mind, because (i nearly used since) I might not have a specific time frame to come online on my big laptop I am just planning on just doing blogs on Sunday. They might consist of whatever happened in the week in one blog or just do what ever is on my mind in multiple blogs. We will see. However, I was going through my subscriptions and on Equals 3 (aka RayWilliamJohnson) he had bigged up this chick in Canada who beatboxes and she is wicked cool. So check it out!!

Enjoy!



OXXO

Mayeshah

Airblog!!!

Dear readers,

I started this 1 on the plane on my small computer because i didnt want to lose my inspiriation. I was listening to the radio because i had watched all the movies they were showing and I saw the episodes of Ben 10 on CN (Cartoon Network). They were playing all Lily Allen's songs and one of them got me thinking.

one of the lines in the song was “many had died for His good name, Long before 9/11” and I know this is a controversial issue but, what makes what the Muslims are doing wrong. the Catholic church used to do it. look at the amount of slaves (black, white, indian, chinese) died because they didnt want to change their faith to become “CHRISTIAN” and died. OR those Mayans who used to Sacrifice their ppl for the Gods.

Who says anything is right. We are just humans trying to follow the “Religious Books” in order to follow The Higher Beings will, in order to have a good afterlife, or a better reincarnation. I dunno. This is my thoughts, i know the fully religious are going to be saying “THE OTHER RELIGIONS ARE WRONG” but who makes it wrong? Not man? .... Just random thoughts. Dont feel bad to leave comments ;) GOD, Why is life soo confusing. PPL are just too smart for their own damn good. Oh, and imagine if someone posed this concept to the girl who was saying Obama is the ANTICHRIST (no one commented that i spelt Anti-Christ wrong when i did that blog) she would probably continue rambling about Obama not being BLACK and being MUSLIM.

Ok done straying. Back to dying in the name of God, when i get home and transfer this to my big computer i will see if i can find the song for you guys. Hell I might even leave this part of my airblog up so you can see that I am actually as crazy as I actually seem.

I was walking back from the Internet cafe yesterday and the random thought came in to my mind. What makes you mentally ill? Because you dont think the same way as others or the fact that your mind has gone to that limit of reality that is not safe to the person or the public. What makes the people in the asylum labelled as crazy or mental. They might just be seeing the world on a different plane of reality than we REGULAR PPL do. I need to discuss this more with other ppl, that is unless you (yes u reading this right now) leave e me a comment telling me your opinion on the matter. xx


Here you go enjoy:


OXXO

Mayeshah!!

FUMING (this document has is full of explicits not for the Weak at heart)

Dear Readers,

Call me a bitch and everything, but Damn... I am going away tomorrow and I KNOW I will never see these bitches ever again. TOMORROW GOD DAMN IT!!! WTF!! Is it because I am the black chick... no i will not play the race card in this situation. That girl is leaving on MONDAY!!! AND WHAT!!???? They having a Going Away Party for her. I am leaving tomorrow, and nothing.

First they dont invite me to shit and now they having a going away party for people that arent even leaving yet! I GIVE THE FUCK UP!! I am done!! Yes I say this alot but I am done. After I get back to ANU ppl are being deleted. Gosh! I never felt so insulted. I know I am an attention seeking bitch but it is the least you could do if you never gonna see me ever agian! FUCK THIS. TEARS ARE GONE! ANGER HAS RESIDED! NO ONE DISRESPECTS ME LIKE THIS!! GOD!!!!!!!!!

And then they are like you should come by before you leave to say bye! wtf. Seriously! I am LEAVING for good to the other side of the world to an ISLAND and not even like "oh since Michele and Joyce is leaving around the same time lets prepare something for both of them." FUCK NO! on facebook it is Bye Joyce. WTF!!! I am tempted to just leave and not say anything to any of them just out of spite!! But noooo Michele wont do that because she is a fucking attention freak and any lil bit of fuckin attention would help. GOD .... I hate bullshit like this.

a few more HOURS AND THESE BITCHES WILL BE A MEMORY!! OR MAYBE NIGHTMARE!!

I AM FUCKING DONE!!!

OXFUCKINXO

Mayeshah!!

Blogger.com

Dear Readers,

I know this is my forth in one day but I was just looking through blogger and noticed a few things.

1. There are alot of people from Antigua who blog!!! (need to find a way to follow them dammit) So that is one thing we have in common so that means we could be friends LOL. not an obligation if you are reading it and thinking omg she is a douche (because I am not... that would be nasty)
2. A large population of them are spanish so i need to weed through to find those that I am interested in. Found a few yay!!!
3. I chat alot!! I just type and type and type like .... there is no end. I find blogger as a place that I can just talk and if people dont want to read it they dont have to. I wont feel like "Omg I hope they are interested in what i am saying. Omg they look bored. I am going to change the topic to see if they were paying attention" Yea I crazy like that!
4. I am very mixed up. I was looking at some of the people that i found interesting and I was like this person is cool cause they into fashion (i am a sucker for the artistic type) and then i saw another person who was keeping up with current affairs and i was like Woooww ... I am very Dynamic.

Ok ... it is minutes to 3 and i have a class in the morning. THE FINAL ONE YAY!!! So bye lovies

OXXO

Mayeshah!