Lost in the world of silence!!!

Dear Readers,

I am feeling so weird right now. I am wondering why is it so hard to talk to people. Is it the fact that the oldr u get the more you get mentally inept to talk. I have reached the point of my life where talkin to a guy should come easy and like a peice of cake. But nooooooooo.... It is now like jumping into a pit of fire and I have reached the point where i REAALLLYYY dont want to talk to guys.

If they wanna talk I will talk but i am not going to go out of my way to make conversation. It is seriously tiring trying to figure out what to talk about. Myself? Cars? Sex? Music? Sports? Sex? Current issues? Them? Sex? Seriously, what do I talk to them and say,especially like when they lose the ability to help out and continue the effin conversation................................................

EXAACTTLLYYY that is how it is.... dead air. GOSH!! and that is y we women dont necessarily enjoy askin dudes out. They have a high probability of turning u down or just not working out, due to the woman's inability to talk. I need help (and dont tell me to just be myself, myself is a attention crazed maniac who doesnt love herself because she feels she is tooo fat (i know i'm not but i still have a high risk of diabetes and High Blood Pressure) and toooo lazy to do anything with her life) So if ever u might want to leave a comment please .... PRETTYY PLEASE... do!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!

Liquid Toffee and No one puts baby in the corner

Dear Readers,

Please dont get pissed with me for not being a constant blogger. I have been in a different frame of mind and have made a few vows to myself. Which I would discuss in a later blog. However tonite i am wicked bored so i was on youtube. On youtube I am subscribed to a lesbian. Then this Lesbian did a vlog on this lady who does poetry. However, i must warn you that they are slightly erotic... and lesbian (no i am not a lesbian). But I find her work very interesting. She goes by the title Liquid Toffee. The lady that does these poems is Ifa Bumi and has a channel on youtube as well.
These shall allow you to understand what I am saying above.




Then I was watching Movie Buzz and he had informed me of the new remake of the Classic "Dirty Dancing". can you believe this shit. Then I went to see what comments people had left and one person said "No body puts remakes in the corner." I instantly had to get the clip for you guys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GBy7rBzz_I

I love that seen hope you love it too.

Well i gonna watch a few more vids and then go on to bed. Love yall!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Flirty Girl Fitness aka Stripper Dancing!!

Dear Readers,

I am here watching the new music of the ... time... and I saw a commercial for ... a fitness video. It had been sooo outrageous that I had to blog it!! The name of the fitness video is ... Flirty Girl Fitness (make sure to watch the video).

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Ok now that you have watched this commercial TELL ME WHY THE HELL THESE PPL ARE TEACHING YOU TO BECOME A STRIPPER. (Sorry for the shouting) But really... I can see it now:
Strippers friend: OMG you are always so slim and you eat what you want. How do you do it? I dont even see you going to the gym? What is your secret.

Stripper: Oh all I do is work. That is a work out on its own. Maybe you should try it. I can show you some moves that will keep your buns, legs and abs toned.

{Stripper does her stuff to a chair and to a pole}

Strippers friend: WOW!! That does look like a workout. Hey maybe we can turn this into a fitness video.

Stripper: Yea lets do it. But to make people not think it is stripper dancing we can call it something like .... hmm.....Flirty Girl Fitness.


Now seriously. They even got success stories ... lets fix a few:

Vanessa M.
Lost 23 inches!

"Even with all the workouts that I had done in the past, I had never gotten the results that I got with the {Stripper Dancing} program. I mean 23 inches - that's huge!"

Jeanne B.
Lost 30 lbs & 40 inches!

"I've bought all new clothes! I went from a size 18 to 14 in just two months - and now I'm back down to my size 8 and 10s! It's once again fun to shop for clothes!

When you're doing the {Stripper Dancing} workouts, not only are you working off the pounds, but you're also feeling a lot sexier stripping. It's not all about the outside; Flirty Girl Fitness also makes you feel different on the inside! It makes you feel {like a real stripper}! It's so empowering to own your own femininity and to feel {like a stripper} again. You're never too old to be {a stripper}, all you have to do is unlock it, release it and let it happen!"

These ppl are approving stripping. LOL ok I gonna stop hating because it might actually work. But for people like me who might not feel all that comfortable to stripper dance to lose weight, this is funny as hell.

Here are a few of the Teaser Collection:

Booty Beat:

Just Teasing:

Chair Fit:

Chair Dancing:

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Dear Readers,

Check this pick out:

This lady has always inspired woman to be strong and independant but if u look at her and how she dress she was just a stay at home wife in the time of war and she had no choice than to do everything herself. This is so wrong cause now all the men are at home women still have this mentality thus making the men feel unwanted. Give the men a chance to do what they do best. As said in the Steve Harvey Book: Act Like a Lady Think Like a Man, allow the man to provide protect and profess since that is what he does to show that he loves you!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Halfmoon Bay

Dear Readers,

I suck ass, I do, I dont update my blog anymore, and I apologize. Ok... I really am sorry. Well, Carnival is done. The shows are finish, the jamming is finish (sorta). Back to the status quo. Like yesterday when I was driving back up to the hardware I was sooo happy to hear R&B and Rap (even some Dancehall) on Vybz FM. A person can only take soooo much SOCA for a period of time.

So now I am trying to make my BFF from Cali enjoy the rest of her time here. We went to the beach yesterday. Which beach ... Halfmoon Bay( one of our 365 beaches). BUT... when they said that Freetown was far I didnt realize it was THAT far. CRAP!!! I am driving and I am like WTF. Then we had a fun experience which kinda freaked out lots of people I was with but if I say what happens I might never be the same again and might be very sad. But everyone is still alive that is all that matter.

I know that I am a strange black person when I would try and get that thrill that I think white people would get when they do their stupid shit. I am lame like that. I will put up some pix as soon as my girl puts them up or gives them to me ;)

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Checking in!!

Dear Readers,

I am soooo tired. Three nights of going out. Very lil sleep. Carnival is the best. It's yours, It's mine Antigua Carnival 2009!!! Well I just checking out everyone. Making sure you know I am alive. I will give the ENTIRE Lowdown (Sensored of course) soon. Just know that Antigua woman going to drive me effing crazy. Love yall!!

OxxO

Mayeshah!!

Public Fat!

Dear Readers,

I came across this website called Public School which would have a compilation of different artistic stuff on there. Well not all artistic some kinda makes you wonder what goes through peoples minds!! Like it had a pic that makes you wonder if people actually eat that stuff then I went into the main website: This is why you're fat! A little dosage of what is on there is below!! {now dont go lookin for how this stuff is made}

Mork’s Dork From Ork

A half pound duck and pork patty, cheddar cheese, seven pieces of maple bacon, sauteed onions and zillion island sauce on a kaiser roll.

This sandwich has in cotton Candy!

The Potluck Burger

A burger with sliced hot dogs, potato salad, mac and cheese, tomato, ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise.

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Shame.

Dear Readers,

I am officially getting sick and tired of dum facking mothersuckers. Today a lady walked into my mom store (yes lady) and she had her hair plait back in cornrows. She looked like she was no older than 16 and lived in the country. Then a guy came into the store and totally disrespected her by cussin her and sayin all kinda shit about her. Then he went outside to stand up. My coworker had turn to the lady sayin that she shouldnt have any man treatin her like that then asked her how old she is. She answered saying 30. My other coworker asked her how much kids she got and she answered saying 10. This lady I must admit she look rundown but she looks like a country bumpkin. Then my first coworker tellin her no matter how old or young she is, she should never have anyone talking to her like that. Then the guy came inside again (like a dum facking mothersucker that he is) so i see him "dancing" and I ask him whre he was from. He answered saying he born in England and then lived in America and now here (waving his hand in disgust). So i asked him if he dont like it here. He said no. MY first response was to be polite and tell him to go back. But any longer he was in the store the closer i was going to tell him GET THE FACK OUT OF MY FACKING COUNTRY BECAUSE IT IS BETTER THAN BOTH PLACES THAT HE CLAIMING.

Now tell me one thing why black ppl have to go on like that. From that situation the lady have no self esteem, the guy is a Pussy ass nigga. But that is what I have noticed about lots of women today, they have no self esteem and then hook up with all this punk ass niggas and just turn out to be ... sad!! So what do you think of this situation? Leave a comment and explain what you think!!

Oh here is a cool video lol

TECHNO PRINTER

Dear Readers,

I havent been on youtube in a while as I said and I found this omg I hope you love it as much as I do.

TECHNO RULES!!!


OXXO

Mayeshah

P.S. there might be more like this tonite!!

Vids

Dear Readers,

I have been in the background watching what others post so this is some of the people that I follow on blogger. These are some videos from them (since you know I love youtube or any video that I can find).

This video from Sometimes I type things I must admit was very creepy :



This is from my boy Chris, my Yardie American.Raggamuffin Mind Control

This is the reason That I love and Hate Gnarls Barkley, his videos are great but his music is always in the backdrop so you dont focus on it!!

Gnarls Barkley - Who's Gonna Save My Soul from Chris Milk on Vimeo.

This one was just intense. But question how come there wasnt any wounds or blood at the end.Think about it

Galactic Mail from Asterokid on Vimeo.

This one is from my sis Kimolisa!!

LOVE THE SONG and Vid



OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Slim!

Dear Readers,

I found this article that I will try to incorporate. I hope into my life. So check it out and see if you can put some parts into your life as well.

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/diet.fitness/04/16/healthmag.sneaky.tricks/index.html


OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Greatest Freakouts Ever 1 2 3

Dear Readers,

I just had to put this up because I found it highly disturbing. How can you allow your child to talk to you and act this way about what ever actions you have done to them. I have a feeling you might have seen this already, but if not it is wicked crazy!



Ok, you might think ok he got a few issues but at least he not gonna take it out on anyone. However, after thinking that I saw this one.



WTF you might be thinking. Kinda Creepy. Total Creeper. Then ... to top it off. He would do that to a stranger but what he would do to his family has topped it off for me.



Now try and teach your kids that life is too short to get crazy like this. If not I will have to shoot your kid in the head and call it self defense ;)

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Tim Burton

Dear Readers,

Tim Burton is great!!! I had wikisearched him and found this info:



Timothy Walter "Tim" Burton (born August 25, 1958) is a Golden Globe Award-winning American film director, producer, writer and artist. He is famed for his dark and quirky films, such as Edward Scissorhands and The Nightmare Before Christmas, which he co-wrote and produced. He is also famous for directing blockbusters including Batman and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Since directing his first feature film Pee-wee's Big Adventure in 1985, he has gone on to direct and produce numerous films, many of which have received Academy Award nominations and wins. He frequently works with close friend Johnny Depp, musician Danny Elfman and partner Helena Bonham Carter. His upcoming projects include the animated film 9 and Alice in Wonderland, the Disney retelling of Lewis Carroll's book.

So I was going through some of the Trailers of movies that are coming out and noticed there are TWO, not one but TWO movies that were done by Tim Burton that I NEEEDDD to see. Alice in Wonderland.



Come on you gotta admit the Cheshire Cat looked hot!! OMG. Then there is the second movie which is ... 9. not Nine or nine or nIne but 9.



They just have this dark air about them that I have always found sexy. It is just hot!

So I decided to look and see if it was just me or if he is a Genius and ... guess what ... he is a GENIUS!!

I shall tell you some of the movies that not only are cool but I actually know and have watched or would watch. A few he has produced are Batman Forever, this is a classic. Come on, "Who's afraid of the Big Black Bat" Hellooooo. Sexy line. Wicked darkness. Then James and the Giant Peach, it was a good movie for reals.

Then there are movies such as Pee Wee's Big Adventure. I cant bring myself to watch it again because they have a scene where he is riding with a dead trucker. Talk about a cool way of putting something freakishly scary into the movie. Then Beetlejuice.Great ass movie. That movies is the shit I love it especially when they started singing "O Day Banana Boat Song":


Batman always had the best cars and everything check out this car
Edward Scissorhands was great because it was a true indication of how you would feel if you know that you were different from everyone. Especially if others thing you are evil. Then of Course Batman had to return with the sexy and agile Catwoman



Then, in my opinion, the greatest of all Tim Burton Movies - The Nightmare before Christmas. What I love and get from it is that once you know what you are best at stick to it because anything else might not be your forte.



Cant forget Mars Attacks (hell I didnt even know that was a Tim Burton film) It was crazy funny and something that stays in your mind as a good film.


Then Remakes of Sleepy Hollow (no I didnt watch it but I heard it was really good) and Planet of the Apes. They were both known to be really good good movies. In the past ... 4 years ... yea... 4 years he has brought out Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Corpse Bride, Sweeney Todd. ALL VERY VERY GOOD.

One thing I will always love about Tim Burton's Movies is his ability to bring darkness into all his movies weather they are very happy to very morbid. Like in the new movies Alice in Wonderland has the sexy lookin Cheshire Cat which I would die if I dont see on big screen. Then in 9 just the fact that the machines are soo scary is fun. Plus Johnny Depp has the great ability to pull of the rolls given to him!!

TIM BURTON ROCKS!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Tie... a tie.

Dear Readers,

My friend has gotten me back into accessorizing and something I would love to rock more is a tie. So I have gotten curious on what is the correct way to tie a tie. So last night I looked it up and found a website that showed 4 ways to tie a tie

The four-in-hand knot

The half-Windsor knot

The Windsor knot; and

The Pratt knot

This website also has tie tips and tricks

Now I am on another website where they say there are 15 different types:

The original 4 which has multiple ways of doing the Windsor and Half Windsor.

Then there are diagrams on how to tie:

a Bow Tie

an Oriental Knot

a Kelvin Knot

a Nicky Knot

a Vicotira Knot

a St. Andrew Knot

a Plattsburgh Knot

a Cavendish Knot

a Grantchester Knot

a Hanover Knot

a Balthus Knot

Now tell me that isnt mind boggling. WOW That is alot of ways to tie one single tie.
Well for those of you who might be curious on how to tie a tie and is obsessed on tying ties I hope this helps you.

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

My Body gets 34.5 mpg

Dear Readers,

34.5 miles per gallon

Created by The Car Connection

It is better than I thought. What is yours?

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Black Snake Moan

Dear Readers,

I have been partyin it up and missed out a few days so to show what I saw on my American (actually Jamaican) friend's blog.


Songs like this actually make you think of the days when songs had double meanings ( i cant remember what it was called, intaundra or something like that). Because to a child they would be wondering what black snake, and how do they moan. HMMMM But As an adult and been through the high school stage of your life you would know what the BLACK SNAKE is. I love the song ( or it could be i was in a dancing mood since I just watched HSM (High School Musical) 3. Why I watched it I dont know but it wasnt bad. Then right after I played the song and felt like I wanted to dance but I just did a few moves before I remembered that I have a Thorn in my foot (dont ask long story).

So I hope you enjoy it since I just rambled for who knows how long it takes you to read this. ;)

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Smile

Dear Readers,

I have a love for a song. But it is not like any love for any song. This is a love that makes me want to smile and laugh one time I am listening to it and then cry the next time I listen to it. It is such a great song. The first place I heard it was on My Girl 2, when Vada was watching the clips of her mother. When I heard that song I fell in love. Here it is:



Then a few years later I decided to do some research and I found out that hey Nat King Cole sang it. EVEN BETTER. I love his songs. My favorite would of course be Smile:



Then all of these not in this order







OXXO

Mayeshah

Sci fi dream.

Dear Readers,

I have been assuming that I am going crazy, or something. I had a dream yesterday morning and It scared the shit out of me. It was like I was watching a horror movie through a 3D glasses. Since it was yesterday morning I cant say that I remember the whole thing and the finite details, but I will give you an idea of what I saw.

There is a guy that reminded me of the character, Michael Westen, in Burn Notice. He went into a diner (one of those diners that are opened 24 hrs and serve breakkie anytime of the day). From the diner you could see Manhattan and Brooklyn and there was a gully between them. He started talking to the waiter/waitress, who gave him an envelop. When he opened it, it mentioned something like "it is going up." He automatically thought that it was a bomb in the diner. So he ran towards the entrance and as soon as he reached outside there was an explosion a few miles away. When he looked up he saw the whole of Manhattan and Brooklyn burst into loud and fiery explosion. He ran inside just before the debris that was projected hit the glass door.

Then the next scene had freaked me out where there were a man and a woman in a room without furniture, they were sitting on a wooden floor and they were talking. It was night and they were obtaining light from the moon The man had his back towards the window.(remember this is a dream) The guy had leaned slightly to the right and just as he moved there was a shot that came through the window. When he was hit he slumped forward and fell on his side. Then it was like the scene backtracked and went into slow motion. So you could see the bullet coming inside through the window. It was like a regular bullet however the top of it had a red light and the closer it got to him it had opened up. It peirced into his back and then there was a movement under his skin. Then from the opening from the bullet wound a robotic spider looking machine came out and clamped onto his face. Then strangely there was a bed in the room. So the girl ran to the bed but there was another shot fired. It had missed her but the machine had transformed and was starting to come towards her. She then began hitting it with a pilllow and sheets but it kept coming after her. So she finally hit it so hard that it laid under the sheet for a while. She ran out of the room down the hallway towards the door but stopped when she saw her mother by the computer which is near the door. So she stopped and her mother was asking her what was the problem (not looking away from the computer). The girl said there is a thing after her. She then looked up the hall and saw the machine rushing down the hall way towards her. Then she had hit it and she began jumping up and down trying to keep it from getting on her. She then fell to the ground and curled into the fetal position and then she whispered to her mother that the guy (by name) is dead. Then the next scene was from outside the house looking into the window that the bullet entered. The body was gone.

OXXO

Mayeshah.

Jealousy

Dear Readers,
It is sooo interesting learning new things about myself. Like the fact that I have mastered my way to hide my Green Monster. I am a very Jealous person and I get jealous over bullcrap. Then to not look like a fool or some kind of stupid jealous bitch, I would find something else to do or something to look at or zone out in order to not focus on the situation that I am jealous about. But recently I have not been able to control it. I am thinking about myself more and more and feeling more guilty every time. I would then just feel a heavy weight in my chest and I feel like I cant breath for a while.

Like if me and my friends are walking together and a guy calls one of my friends I feel really weird. I was talking to my neighbor and her cousin is on Island for Carnival. When my neighbor described her cousin I automatically felt jealous. Then she mentioned that at Jam Corner all the guys were trying to get her attention. I would have died and felt like I was worth shit.

I know I have a low self esteem, I try to make myself feel better. But I have grown to just ... put myself down before any form of jealousy comes into play. Hell it came to the point that it was easier to put myself down that to even bother with anything else. I do it with my closest of friends and some of the farthest of acquaintances.

Today I couldnt fight this pain. I couldnt put the wall up infront of this big Green Monster that I have been battling with for all of my life.

I also learn that I dont have a seductive sober bone in my body. When I am slightly tipsy (like 2-3 beers or 3-4 glasses of wine) I could be a seductress (I think even though I doubt it) But I was watching people and I dont think I could ever be the touchy feely huggy old me any more. I was MAD jealous about that today. I have never been able to allow myself to get comfortably close to a guy to say that I am being seductive. As well as the fact that I have no hobbies or skills (hell I dont play sports, instruments or do any art)... this is just like the topping on the cake. Gosh I am so worthless. Ok I must not say that but the truth hurts.

I guess That is all I gotta air out. However, I please dont want anyone to stop doing what they do just because of my inability to control my stupidity.

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

The Ugly Truth

Dear Readers,

I just saw this movie trailer and It is a MUST WATCH. OMG OMGOMG It has in Gerard Butler. The guy from P.S. I love you and 300. Yes that SEXXY BEAST and he looks fine as ever. OMG. The name of it is The Ugly Truth. Here is the trailer.



OMG I cant wait.

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Billy Mays Drama

Dear Readers,

There has been a lot of things going on. Alot of deaths in the celebrity circle. Like it is around 6-7 celebrity deaths that happened this year. But most recently Billy Mays ... yes ... you know this guy. Check out the video:




Yes that Billy Mays, well check this out :



Then for the whole day I was thinking about this poem because there are alot of people who are giving me stress and "drama". I shall not go into details about my drama but I will give you the poem. Enjoy:



OXXO

Mayeshah!!

OMG They really do this??

Dear Readers

I was on checkin out my updates on the blogs I follow and I noticed that one of them had a clip up from CURRENTtv (one of my subs on youtube) So i went to the website and started looking around until i found this:
WARNING THIS IS EXPLICIT AND NOT SUITABLE FOR MINORS!!!


So I went to the website (here) that has these championships and I found these videos omg:



OMG This one made me blush:





If you havent realized by now but this is AIR SEX!!! WOOOOOWWW!!

OXXO

Mayeshah

Videos I want to share: I am who I am

Dear Readers,

I had been planning to post these videos up for the longest while. One morning after walking I had went through my youtube subs and I found these and I just loved them. They show that gays are ppl too and that in some places they get treated really badly. So hope you enjoy as much as I did.







OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Just WRONG!!

Dear Readers, I was going through one of the blogs that I am now following and when I saw this Video I needed to share it. I know I have no expertise on the opposite sex but I know about my sex and I know that as a girl this video freaks me the eff out. Men dont do this ever.




The article that goes into detail about this can be found at the Psychotic Letters from Men blog.

OXXO

Mayeshah

Heels Step 2 & 3

Dear Readers.

I found the others since the bloody people didnt send them to me I went for a hunt for them and I found them on Blogger yay!! Ok maybe not Blogger but they got a blog and I am going to spread the info. The name of the group is Myst Carnival as (I think) I said in my previous blog!

Step Two : How to put on a High Heel Determine the type and style of high heel that you prefer to wear.High heels come in multiple sizes from 2-inch to 5 and 6-inch heels. Heels are also available in tall, thick styles and pencil-point skinny styles. Select the correct size for your high heeled shoes. They can come in various sizes that are different than your normal shoe size. This is because the elevation of the heel of the shoe can either lengthen or shorten your true shoe size. You can find the correct shoe size for your high heels by trying different brands and make of shoes. Put on high heels that are reasonably comfortable and easy for you to walk in. This will make wearing them easier and much more pleasurable. Insert a shoe cushion into the base of the shoe to keep your foot from sliding while you are wearing the high heels. Place the high heels on the floor directly in front of you and step into them one at a time. Secure the strap or the buckle on the high-heeled shoe, if there is one and ensure that it is securely fastened to your foot. Walk a few steps in the shoe to make sure that it will not slide and that it is comfortable.

Step Three : How to Wear Heels without Feeling Pain

Don’t wear high heels if they are too high. The best size shoes are medium height. Wear some thin socks underneath. This will help prevent your feet from rubbing against the leather or on the material of the shoes. Buy shoes with soft inner soles. Avoid the high heels when cycling – poor control and pain are the consequencesWear high heels only when you don’t have to walk a lot or perform energetic activities,like Heelz: the inclusive fete. Don’t even consider cycling to and from work in them – that is asking for trouble even though you may have seem some foolhardy enough to try. Wear high heels for special occasions. Times that are more suitable for high heels include activities such as birthday parties, visiting night clubs (although this depends on how much dancing you do and how comfortable you are in high heels), graduation parties, church and ofcourse Heelz: the inclusive on this Friday. Tips Walk straight Have a car Buy medium height shoes Be confident Buy good quality shoes Heels don’t wear feet – feet wear heels.

Hope you enjoyed and learnt something.

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Dear Readers,

I am here on Facebook and going through one of my ""Acquaintances"" pics and found these random pictures that I just had to steal. Hope you laugh as hard as I did!!

This one is for you K!!


Although he just passed I found it kinda funny.


Muhahahahahahahaa


He knows it!



What really Happened



They just dont get it...




Stay away from this vehicle



I knew Pooh had it out For Eyore


How I feel when stupid people talk to me


These 3 are just very funny Statistics.. proving you can use the Sets to see anything






Hope you enjoyed them :) !

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

7 Elegant Steps 2 Heels by Myst!

Dear Readers,

I had received a message on facebook by a Carnival Mas Troupe. I think it is pretty interesting so I decided to share it with you. The name of the Troupe is Myst and This is Step one and I had just received Step 5. So when I read it and get all the pics together I will post it. The name is 7 Elegant Steps 2 Heels! Enjoy.

Step One: How 2 Buy Comfortable Heels

Comfortable heels. No, it’s not an oxymoron. There really are some shoes out there that are stylish and sexy both. Please don’t forsake fashion for fundamental functionalism. Don’t give in to tacky flip flops or ugly Birkenstocks.
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What do you look for in a comfortable heeled shoe?

1. Be sure you buy the right size. Many times our feet change in size over the years. Even half a size can make the difference between walking and wincing in pain or walking with a serious strut. Have your feet measured the next time you buy a pair of shoes.

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2. Look for a wide base where the heel meets the bottom of the shoe. This lends more support to the heel and puts less stress on the balls of your feet. I have a pair of BCBG’s with a 3 1/2 inch heel that I can wear all night because of this feature.
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3. Try a kitten heel. They aren’t quite as high as their 3 and 4 inch stiletto sisters, but they are quite cute, curvy and many shoe designers have quite a selection of kitten heels.
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4. A little padding under the ball of the foot works wonders. Either padding on the inside of the shoe or a thicker sole (or both) provide excellent shock absorption for the ball of the foot. Platform pumps which are all the rage this season are an even better choice, especially when they have the built in cushioning. This Via Spiga pump at www.Nordstrom.com is the perfect example.


5. Rounded toes squeeze toes less than pointy ones. So if you are going to be doing a lot of walking or on your feet constantly, opt for a shoe with more room in the toe area by choosing a rounded toe.

6. Wedges give the illusion of height without sacrificing comfort. You basically have more shoe to walk on with a wedge heel. If they include good cushioning you’re on to a good shoe choice.


7. Buy good leather. You shouldn’t have to break in your shoes. They will feel great the very first time you wear them.


8. For ultimate comfort, check out Cole Haan’s Nike Air collection. Cole Haan joined forces with Nike to create dressy shoes with Nike Air cushioning. The result is you have shoes like this that look way too good to feel good.

Last but not least, when you are wearing those super sexy stilettos, try using an insert for the ball of your feet. Foot Petals makes a variety cushions that provide comfort in all types of shoes.
Hopefully with these few tips, you will be able to find some comfy stylish comfy shoes. Have a favorite brand that works for you?
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That was some good info. Hope it was helpful. The * was suppose to mean that The pics were all by me, but I got lazy and just put them on a few. The message I got had no pictures so I was improvising!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Greatest Freak Out EVER!!

Dear Readers,

This is just hilarious, scary and .... just wow. At one point this dude looked like he waas the runner up for the exorcist! I can only imagine what he did to his brother after it being put up! And you know that bullshit cant happen in no black persons house!! Check it out!! If you do videos do a video response to it and leave your youtube link in my comments.




OXXO

Mayeshah!!

RIP Neda

Dear Readers,

I had gone through my facebook subs and one of the guys i subscribe to was talking about an incident that happened in Iran. If you are not keeping up with any form of people or anything to even have a bare knowledge about the craziness going on in Iran after the Elections.However, from what I heard from my sub, This guy and his sixteen year old daughter was standing like 1km away some marching protesters. When the protesters started to come towards them they turned and were walking away from the protesters. Then the girl, Neda (16), was shot in the chest in her heart by a sniper and died like 1-2 mins later. The video of the situation is so graphic that if you can not handle death do not look at the video below. In the video the girl falls and a group of people rush to her aid but it was too late seconds after collapsing her eyes roll back and blood starts running out of her mouth, nose and eyes. There is a scream that is obviously from the father and that is the point where u wonder why would they do this.

REMEMBER IF YOU HAVE A WEAK HEART, STOMACH OR JUST CANT STAND THE LOOK OF BLOOD DONT WATCH THIS VIDEO!!


OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Hooked

Dear Readers,

I am super duper late when it came to this movie. I have seen it like long time ago but I am only doing my blog on it now.
The name of the movie is Hooked. My girl from Primary School is playing the lead woman. However she makes women look bad in soo many ways. However the cinematography is really really really good. I am looking forward to more work done by this company. The Company that filmed and brought it out is an Antiguan Based Company called "Tropical Films Antigua" Tropical Films Antigua has a website that discusses its self better and I think you can watch the movie on there. The website address is http://www.tropicalfilmsantigua.com/. However you could just watch the whole movie on youtube. (click the hyperlink of the name further up and it will take you to the youtube homepage. Here is the Trailer for Hooked. Now go on and watch and enjoy. Laugh, cuss and encourage the ppl to make more films ;)!!




OXXO

Mayeshah!!

The Craft

Dear Readers,

I have sometimes quoted the movie The Craft or just randomly mentioned the craft in my everyday conversations. Then found out that alot of people never saw one of my favourite movie, The Craft. So to put everyone else on the same page as me I decided to put the Youtube Version on my blog. They might try and sue me but I will still do it muhahahaha!!! So Enjoy!!!






















Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!!

Mayeshah!!

Conspiracy Theories 268: 1st edition

Dear Readers,

I am trying to spread this dudes wisdom worldwide right now. The author of this article is Arlan "Weasel" Henry. I know that with facebook not everyone can access other peoples notes so I copied and pasted it here for you to read. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!!!

DISCLAIMER: If you are reading this note and you weren't tagged, please forgive me. I gave preference to persons whom were already online. If you were tagged and then the tag got removed, it's because you have responded or you have read the note already so no I can give somebody else a tag so they can comment OR you just took to long to respond. FUCK OFF!

Feel free to share this on your profile!

-WeASeY-

Anyways, here's a brief introductory...

Have you ever had a Eureaka moment???

It's 4 am and you were just going about your business, semi-occupied, coming down off the high of multiple beers and mosquito bites as your clothes just loose the cold effect from the soaking you got at devil's bridge and you've just dropped off the last person before it's your turn to go home after hunting crabs and wilks all night...

...then out of the blue, you see a man walking around by himself and wonder to yourself, "A he a da raper man???"

Which then leads to a further train of thought... "How the fuck awe cyaan catch the raperman yet???"

Which led to conversation, with the other sleepy geniuses in the vehicle who decided it was better to have a discussion than to fall asleep behind the wheel. Trust me, these all nighters fuck with your perception because I saw a car parked up in front of the yard of this girl I was seeing, and didn't want to look but i did anyways and coulda sworn i saw her coming out the car. (It wasn't her)

This discussion led to this note... so without further adue:

Conspiracy Theories 268: The 'Rapa-Man'!

So here are some of the things we know:


* This has been going on for damn well nearly 2 years or more with a body count(victim count) of over 30,40 somewhere about (maybe more... fuck it... I'm too lazy to dig in and research)


* The Perp(s) is/are obviously meticulous and carry out their plan perfectly.

1. They obviously stake out their victim (either that or they were just extremely lucky).


Break and enter cleanly, probably putting everyone to sleep by spraying 'ether' into the house (which is a popular theory).

2. They come prepared ie; Condom already on, weapon drawn (usually a pistol), facemask, camouflage clothing, maybe lube.


3. They rape the victim(s) without much hint of resistance from the victim. Some of the reports indicate that the rape is usually accompanied by a beating, the worst that I can recall from memory was a case in Jennings where the victim was pistol whipped and lost a few teeth, busted head and what not along with the other emotional trauma.


4. They leave, escape clean, normally leaving behind a block by the window (Probably a final 'fuck you' to investigators). There was an instance where the police actually gave chase... AND LOST THE PERP!!!


5. We read about it in the papers.


6. These acts normally happen around foreday morning (between midnight and moments before the sky starts turning blue)


7. Although all of the acts have been srpead out across the country, the perp(s) has/have been terrorizing between Belmont, Golden Grove, and Jennings/Bolans all en route Via All Saints Road, American Road/Bendals Road, Whenner Road and Kentish Road.



* After reading about the rape in the papers, everyone is on alert. A wave of paranoia hits us all, and all for a good reason too. Women are getting raped and assualted right in the comfort of their own homes and the perp(s) is/are escaping scott-free and disappearing without a trace, leaving them an open window to strike again.


* The legend of the 'Rapa-man' begins. MASS HYSTERIA followed by an increase in ratings for the media companies (namely the papers,like the Observer and the Sun!) and after TWO YEARS we are still CLUELESS!



So what now...

Now we are left with many questions. Firstly:


1.
Is this the work of ONE MAN or A GROUP EFFORT???


It's hard to believe that ONE MAN would have the time and energy to plan out these attacks and then execute them with such precision that he gets away scott-free each time. Do you really know how much planning that would take. To stake out the vic. Know when she's home, when she's alone, when no man is in the house, etc... That'd be like a FULL-TIME JOB. Someone would have to notice him right?

A GROUP working in unison is a more plausible theory. Multiple perps, alternating the roles, some attacking, some doing recon, same MO (Modus Operandum... Yes... I may be watching a lil bit too much CSI).

Or were we dealing with a bunch of opportunists? Copycats who decided, "Why not go and Rape two woman since dem cyaan catch arwe?"

All they had to do was read the newspapers to get the details about the perps profile and follow suit.


2.
Why is it that we still have NO SUSPECTS???


I mean, YES. We have to give him/them props for not getting caught and not leaving any traceable eveidence behind... BUT Let's look at other cases.

When we were having constant shootouts and people were dying left right and center, our PM made an address stating that they were just gangsters killing out themselves. Fine. Not many arrests were made but the man on the streets knows who did the shootings. Take a walk round the 'ghetto' and everybody knows but I guess they were doing society a favor right. Point is... PEOPLE KNOW!

When the tourists were killed up at Coco's, how long did it take before the perps were found, arrested, charged and sentenced??? NOT THAT FUCKING LONG!!!

When the captain was shot to death in English Harbour, how long did it take for the same??? NOT FUCKING LONG!!!

I could approach this from a racial standpoint, "Oh... Only when suddin happen to white people arwe get serious!"

Well that would seem so but the perps were caught because they all made flaws.

They left a trail and they bragged to appease their egos. FINE! They were sloppy, they spoke to someone. PEOPLE KNEW!!


SO HOW COME NOBODY KNOW BOUT THIS DYAAM 'RAPA-MAN'???

Doesn't he brag about his doings? Don't they Brag??? Yuh really mean to tell me NOBODY KNOW NUTTIN... AFTER TWO FRIGGIN YEARS????


3.
How come we don't know the victims?


Ok... this may sound like a very very very DUMB/ CHUPIT/ DUNCE question. Fine. It may well be.

Due to the delicate nature of these crimes, anonymity of the victim is a priority. Of course the women aren't gonna want their business out on the street. "Hey a me get rape off last week!" Nah! None of them are gonna want that kinda publicity so these parts of the stories aren't usually heard.

But lets get REAL for a moment. THIS IS ANTIGUA!!! EVERYBODY KNOWS EVERYBODY'S BUSINESS!!!

We know who cyaan go in for Carnival queen because she:


1. Teef;

2. Whore;

3. Homosexual;

4. Has an STD (Which is the new style nowadays with these youngsters that we have round the place)



We know who's gay, who likes school girls, who's marriage isn't working, who owes the bank for their house, who sells drugs, who is an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT.

We know everything basically about each other and when we don't know we make it our business to find out, for example:

Scenario:
There's a pretty young girl in the office. Very attractive but very simple and humble. But we're Antiguan and we know nothing about her and we won't be satisfied until we run our own investigation. We wanna know who's she's fucking, who she's with currently, who was in her past, if she ever throw way pickney, is she bad... etc. We just have to know! The longer we go without knowing her business the crazier it drives us until we have to formulate a conclusion in our heads because we cannot dea lwit hthe loose ends. This usually leads to rumours and misconceptions and the eventual rotting of this person's character/reputation.

So how come the Antiguan in us hasn't figured out who all the victims are??? Aren't we curious? Don't we wanna tie up those Loose ends???

How many victims of this 'rapa-man' do we know??? How many of them can be pointed out whenever they push a shopping cart in Epicurean??? I only know of one victim and I wouldn't recognize her if I saw her, I only know of her vehicle( if she still owns it).

Yet still there was a period where every other day there was a rape (Slight exaggeration) but yet still we don't know these women.

Well I do understand that its none of our business really. We should empathize with a faceless and nameless victim and leave her to recover privately... BUT THIS COUNTRY IS TOO SMALL... AND ANTIGUANS ARE TOO PREDICTABLE AND SET IN OUR WAYS TO NOT KNOW, OR MAKE IT OUR BUSINESS TO FIND OUT WHO THESE VICTIMS ARE, EITHER FOR MALICIOUS PURPOSES OR JUST TO SATISFY THAT NEED TO KNOW THAT WE ALL HAVE!

Which leads to my next question...


4.
IS EVERY RAPE CASE RELATED... OR DO THE TABLOIDS ENGINEER THE STORIES THAT WAY... OR DO WE ALL JUST JUMP TO THE SAME CONCLUSION, that it was the work of a SERIAL RAPIST???


What's really the case???

Are we all victims of Mass Hysteria??? Is that why we all assume that there is a single serial "Rapa-man'? I mean, this is a plausible conclusion to come to if the perp(s) use(s) the same M.O. I can live with that!

What about if the perps are just copycatting the order of the day??? "Hey mek me wear camouflage and rape this gyal down the road. Dem nah go know a me... dem go believe a da super raper man!"

Then again, who's gonna go and break into someone's house to rape them and wear...


....A Yellow FUBU Jacket??? And show their face???

It's common sense I guess. so how can we tell if it's the same guy or many opportunists??? What can we do about it???



5.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH OUR WOMEN???


Lets face it. With a gun to your face not many of us would find the courage to act out, but after hearing all these reports of women getting raped, I've heard many women beating their chests saying, "Mek He come... me ready fuh he!"

Or the age old, "He go run up inna da wrong house one a dem times!"

HOW COME HE NEVER RUN UP IN THE WRONG HOUSE ALL NOW???

Are they really that good to know when the women forgot to put their knife or cutlass under the pillow??

Yuh really mean fuh tell me that fuh all da big chat antiguans have... especially antiguan women... "OH ME WOULDA CUT OFF HE SEED!!" dis and dat... Nobody even gi hi a run for he money. I don't recall ever hearing or reading any reports that he fired shots at anyone while inside. Only Pistol whipped a few vitims.


Yuh Really mean fuh tell me in them WIFE vs. LIFE situations, that EVERYBODY chose WIFE???

NOT ONE WOMAN COULDA EVER FUCK HE UP... CUT OFF HE SEED FOR REAL??? FORCED HIM TO USE THE PISTOL HE CARRIED???

I find that hard to believe!




What can we do about it though? Other than cower in fear and turn to the papers for more reports???

We can't depend on the Police for sure. They are underpaid, underfunded and have no forensics kits much less a forensics team. Even if they had a forensics team (Do they??) There is no proper Database. Fingerprints, semen, DNA.... All useless if there's no suspect and no database to match the evidence against.

They did increase nightly patrols and what not but come on??? We can spot a police vehicle from way up the road. Any schoolkid can. The Police weren't tryna find a rapist, they were just making there presence known.

Fish normally flee when they sense a shark in the water. The Police were acting like sharks... Trying to intimidate the perp(s), who always kept slipping through their fingers as if they weren't there.


This also led to other rumours that the perp(s) was/were actually (a) police officer(s). Who else would know how to evade the nightly patrols? Who else would know how to remove most traces of evidence from the crime scene?

Is there even a serial rapist??? Or are we just being guided by the media??? Why is it that the truth is eluding us after TWO YEARS???

Is this all a big conspiracy???


Who knows???



Think about it...


Tune in next week for the 2nd Edition!

-WeASeY-

PS: Your feedback is much appreciated. If you really like this, share it on your profile! Peace!

There will be others to follow when he brings them out. Unless he cuss me off for putting this one up.

OXXO

Mayeshah

15th June 2009 Update

Dear Readers,

Today was soo weird... I just dont know what has gotten into me lately. I have been going through some mental barriers. Or should I say trying.

This morning I woke up to the sound of my retired neighbor calling out my name from outside my window asking me if I wasnt coming walking. ( I am a fat fart so I am trying to get healthy the "Healthy way" EFF!!!) So I rushed to get ready and went walking. We walked to the other village and then came back and I heard about soo many people within that short period of time that I know before I go back to JWU I will know the story about alot of people from the village and she wont know anything about me. LOL. But yea.. then when I got back in I got some water and went onto my lil netbook. I was watching my subscriptions and like midway through I ate 2 club social crackers. I then went to get ready and didnt go into the kitchen to eat. So I left the house with only Club Social in my system. Great way to start the day huh?

Then I went to the bank and forgot to go into Heritage Quay to get the thing for the house keeper. So I have to make sure to do it tomorrow. I also have a way of blocking out the world by turning up my mp3 to block out the worlds sounds. I saw a few of my friends. Felt good and all but then when I went to the store I just felt like life just slowed down. Mom told me she was hungry and since one of her staff was going out to get food she just gave her money to get us some too. So food came we ate and continued working. Only like ...2 -3 hours later I noticed I didnt drink anything since the cup of water this morning. So I got some water and continued being around the store helping customers and stuff. Then I decided I was going to go outside by the door and look at people. Then I saw someone that I had recognized but I just couldnt remember from where. Then when they acknowledged me I noticed who it was. The dude that I kinda mouthed off to. So he is trying to arrange something where I come over by him. But I kept making excuses as usual. Next thing I noticed boss man buss off when some other chicks he knew were going up the road and he didnt say anything to me. So in my mind I am thinking that could be used as a stallin point. He better watch himself. Yea .... So I there walkin up the aisle of the store and just thinkin about my future and career and love life and realized. I am effing screwed. Gosh. I need time to effing think about it.

So I was their sitting at the store with headphones on and thinking about those 3 issues. Noticing I have to do the pros and cons thing to see how everything works. Then Ijust gave up and was on a serious thought of breaking down but I was at the store so I held it in.

Then we came home and I was like what is the point of eating. My dad was making his over oiled ... ok maybe not but it smelt like burnt oil and... rice. So I instantly got sick and decided to get to work on my girl Deja to see how the storage is going on but ... she was going somewhere. So Now I am willowin in self hatred because I gave in to my mental hunger. Yea But at least I got my friends to keep me happy. I dont ask people to pray for me so just hope I dont go off the deep end.


OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Orange Orange

Dear Readers,

I love me some Erykah Badu and my boy ShawnQT used this song to express his life and love it to death.




Now here is the song sang by Badu at the North Sea Jazz Festival in 2001



Love the song!!

OXXO

Mayeshah