Lost in the world of silence!!!

Dear Readers,

I am feeling so weird right now. I am wondering why is it so hard to talk to people. Is it the fact that the oldr u get the more you get mentally inept to talk. I have reached the point of my life where talkin to a guy should come easy and like a peice of cake. But nooooooooo.... It is now like jumping into a pit of fire and I have reached the point where i REAALLLYYY dont want to talk to guys.

If they wanna talk I will talk but i am not going to go out of my way to make conversation. It is seriously tiring trying to figure out what to talk about. Myself? Cars? Sex? Music? Sports? Sex? Current issues? Them? Sex? Seriously, what do I talk to them and say,especially like when they lose the ability to help out and continue the effin conversation................................................

EXAACTTLLYYY that is how it is.... dead air. GOSH!! and that is y we women dont necessarily enjoy askin dudes out. They have a high probability of turning u down or just not working out, due to the woman's inability to talk. I need help (and dont tell me to just be myself, myself is a attention crazed maniac who doesnt love herself because she feels she is tooo fat (i know i'm not but i still have a high risk of diabetes and High Blood Pressure) and toooo lazy to do anything with her life) So if ever u might want to leave a comment please .... PRETTYY PLEASE... do!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!

Liquid Toffee and No one puts baby in the corner

Dear Readers,

Please dont get pissed with me for not being a constant blogger. I have been in a different frame of mind and have made a few vows to myself. Which I would discuss in a later blog. However tonite i am wicked bored so i was on youtube. On youtube I am subscribed to a lesbian. Then this Lesbian did a vlog on this lady who does poetry. However, i must warn you that they are slightly erotic... and lesbian (no i am not a lesbian). But I find her work very interesting. She goes by the title Liquid Toffee. The lady that does these poems is Ifa Bumi and has a channel on youtube as well.
These shall allow you to understand what I am saying above.




Then I was watching Movie Buzz and he had informed me of the new remake of the Classic "Dirty Dancing". can you believe this shit. Then I went to see what comments people had left and one person said "No body puts remakes in the corner." I instantly had to get the clip for you guys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GBy7rBzz_I

I love that seen hope you love it too.

Well i gonna watch a few more vids and then go on to bed. Love yall!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Flirty Girl Fitness aka Stripper Dancing!!

Dear Readers,

I am here watching the new music of the ... time... and I saw a commercial for ... a fitness video. It had been sooo outrageous that I had to blog it!! The name of the fitness video is ... Flirty Girl Fitness (make sure to watch the video).

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Ok now that you have watched this commercial TELL ME WHY THE HELL THESE PPL ARE TEACHING YOU TO BECOME A STRIPPER. (Sorry for the shouting) But really... I can see it now:
Strippers friend: OMG you are always so slim and you eat what you want. How do you do it? I dont even see you going to the gym? What is your secret.

Stripper: Oh all I do is work. That is a work out on its own. Maybe you should try it. I can show you some moves that will keep your buns, legs and abs toned.

{Stripper does her stuff to a chair and to a pole}

Strippers friend: WOW!! That does look like a workout. Hey maybe we can turn this into a fitness video.

Stripper: Yea lets do it. But to make people not think it is stripper dancing we can call it something like .... hmm.....Flirty Girl Fitness.


Now seriously. They even got success stories ... lets fix a few:

Vanessa M.
Lost 23 inches!

"Even with all the workouts that I had done in the past, I had never gotten the results that I got with the {Stripper Dancing} program. I mean 23 inches - that's huge!"

Jeanne B.
Lost 30 lbs & 40 inches!

"I've bought all new clothes! I went from a size 18 to 14 in just two months - and now I'm back down to my size 8 and 10s! It's once again fun to shop for clothes!

When you're doing the {Stripper Dancing} workouts, not only are you working off the pounds, but you're also feeling a lot sexier stripping. It's not all about the outside; Flirty Girl Fitness also makes you feel different on the inside! It makes you feel {like a real stripper}! It's so empowering to own your own femininity and to feel {like a stripper} again. You're never too old to be {a stripper}, all you have to do is unlock it, release it and let it happen!"

These ppl are approving stripping. LOL ok I gonna stop hating because it might actually work. But for people like me who might not feel all that comfortable to stripper dance to lose weight, this is funny as hell.

Here are a few of the Teaser Collection:

Booty Beat:

Just Teasing:

Chair Fit:

Chair Dancing:

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Dear Readers,

Check this pick out:

This lady has always inspired woman to be strong and independant but if u look at her and how she dress she was just a stay at home wife in the time of war and she had no choice than to do everything herself. This is so wrong cause now all the men are at home women still have this mentality thus making the men feel unwanted. Give the men a chance to do what they do best. As said in the Steve Harvey Book: Act Like a Lady Think Like a Man, allow the man to provide protect and profess since that is what he does to show that he loves you!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Halfmoon Bay

Dear Readers,

I suck ass, I do, I dont update my blog anymore, and I apologize. Ok... I really am sorry. Well, Carnival is done. The shows are finish, the jamming is finish (sorta). Back to the status quo. Like yesterday when I was driving back up to the hardware I was sooo happy to hear R&B and Rap (even some Dancehall) on Vybz FM. A person can only take soooo much SOCA for a period of time.

So now I am trying to make my BFF from Cali enjoy the rest of her time here. We went to the beach yesterday. Which beach ... Halfmoon Bay( one of our 365 beaches). BUT... when they said that Freetown was far I didnt realize it was THAT far. CRAP!!! I am driving and I am like WTF. Then we had a fun experience which kinda freaked out lots of people I was with but if I say what happens I might never be the same again and might be very sad. But everyone is still alive that is all that matter.

I know that I am a strange black person when I would try and get that thrill that I think white people would get when they do their stupid shit. I am lame like that. I will put up some pix as soon as my girl puts them up or gives them to me ;)

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Checking in!!

Dear Readers,

I am soooo tired. Three nights of going out. Very lil sleep. Carnival is the best. It's yours, It's mine Antigua Carnival 2009!!! Well I just checking out everyone. Making sure you know I am alive. I will give the ENTIRE Lowdown (Sensored of course) soon. Just know that Antigua woman going to drive me effing crazy. Love yall!!

OxxO

Mayeshah!!