Tuesday, June 30, 2009

OMG They really do this??

Dear Readers

I was on checkin out my updates on the blogs I follow and I noticed that one of them had a clip up from CURRENTtv (one of my subs on youtube) So i went to the website and started looking around until i found this:
WARNING THIS IS EXPLICIT AND NOT SUITABLE FOR MINORS!!!


So I went to the website (here) that has these championships and I found these videos omg:



OMG This one made me blush:





If you havent realized by now but this is AIR SEX!!! WOOOOOWWW!!

OXXO

Mayeshah

Monday, June 29, 2009

Videos I want to share: I am who I am

Dear Readers,

I had been planning to post these videos up for the longest while. One morning after walking I had went through my youtube subs and I found these and I just loved them. They show that gays are ppl too and that in some places they get treated really badly. So hope you enjoy as much as I did.







OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Just WRONG!!

Dear Readers, I was going through one of the blogs that I am now following and when I saw this Video I needed to share it. I know I have no expertise on the opposite sex but I know about my sex and I know that as a girl this video freaks me the eff out. Men dont do this ever.




The article that goes into detail about this can be found at the Psychotic Letters from Men blog.

OXXO

Mayeshah

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Heels Step 2 & 3

Dear Readers.

I found the others since the bloody people didnt send them to me I went for a hunt for them and I found them on Blogger yay!! Ok maybe not Blogger but they got a blog and I am going to spread the info. The name of the group is Myst Carnival as (I think) I said in my previous blog!

Step Two : How to put on a High Heel

  • Determine the type and style of high heel that you prefer to wear.High heels come in multiple sizes from 2-inch to 5 and 6-inch heels. Heels are also available in tall, thick styles and pencil-point skinny styles.
  • Select the correct size for your high heeled shoes. They can come in various sizes that are different than your normal shoe size. This is because the elevation of the heel of the shoe can either lengthen or shorten your true shoe size. You can find the correct shoe size for your high heels by trying different brands and make of shoes.
  • Put on high heels that are reasonably comfortable and easy for you to walk in. This will make wearing them easier and much more pleasurable.
  • Insert a shoe cushion into the base of the shoe to keep your foot from sliding while you are wearing the high heels.
  • Place the high heels on the floor directly in front of you and step into them one at a time. Secure the strap or the buckle on the high-heeled shoe, if there is one and ensure that it is securely fastened to your foot.
  • Walk a few steps in the shoe to make sure that it will not slide and that it is comfortable.

Step Three : How to Wear Heels without Feeling Pain


  1. Don’t wear high heels if they are too high. The best size shoes are medium height.
  2. Wear some thin socks underneath. This will help prevent your feet from rubbing against the leather or on the material of the shoes.
  3. Buy shoes with soft inner soles.
  4. Avoid the high heels when cycling – poor control and pain are the consequencesWear high heels only when you don’t have to walk a lot or perform energetic activities,like Heelz: the inclusive fete. Don’t even consider cycling to and from work in them – that is asking for trouble even though you may have seem some foolhardy enough to try.
  5. Wear high heels for special occasions. Times that are more suitable for high heels include activities such as birthday parties, visiting night clubs (although this depends on how much dancing you do and how comfortable you are in high heels), graduation parties, church and ofcourse Heelz: the inclusive on this Friday.

Tips

  • Walk straight
  • Have a car
  • Buy medium height shoes
  • Be confident
  • Buy good quality shoes
  • Heels don’t wear feet – feet wear heels.


Hope you enjoyed and learnt something.

OXXO

Mayeshah!!
Dear Readers,

I am here on Facebook and going through one of my ""Acquaintances"" pics and found these random pictures that I just had to steal. Hope you laugh as hard as I did!!

This one is for you K!!


Although he just passed I found it kinda funny.


Muhahahahahahahaa


He knows it!



What really Happened



They just dont get it...




Stay away from this vehicle



I knew Pooh had it out For Eyore


How I feel when stupid people talk to me


These 3 are just very funny Statistics.. proving you can use the Sets to see anything






Hope you enjoyed them :) !

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

7 Elegant Steps 2 Heels by Myst!

Dear Readers,

I had received a message on facebook by a Carnival Mas Troupe. I think it is pretty interesting so I decided to share it with you. The name of the Troupe is Myst and This is Step one and I had just received Step 5. So when I read it and get all the pics together I will post it. The name is 7 Elegant Steps 2 Heels! Enjoy.

Step One: How 2 Buy Comfortable Heels

Comfortable heels. No, it’s not an oxymoron. There really are some shoes out there that are stylish and sexy both. Please don’t forsake fashion for fundamental functionalism. Don’t give in to tacky flip flops or ugly Birkenstocks.
*
http://www.womenrunningshoes.com/birkenstock_shoes/images/birkenstock_walking_shoes1.jpg

What do you look for in a comfortable heeled shoe?

1. Be sure you buy the right size. Many times our feet change in size over the years. Even half a size can make the difference between walking and wincing in pain or walking with a serious strut. Have your feet measured the next time you buy a pair of shoes.

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2. Look for a wide base where the heel meets the bottom of the shoe. This lends more support to the heel and puts less stress on the balls of your feet. I have a pair of BCBG’s with a 3 1/2 inch heel that I can wear all night because of this feature.
*
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3. Try a kitten heel. They aren’t quite as high as their 3 and 4 inch stiletto sisters, but they are quite cute, curvy and many shoe designers have quite a selection of kitten heels.
*
http://fashiontribes.typepad.com/main/images/kenzo_roundtoe_kittenheel.jpg
4. A little padding under the ball of the foot works wonders. Either padding on the inside of the shoe or a thicker sole (or both) provide excellent shock absorption for the ball of the foot. Platform pumps which are all the rage this season are an even better choice, especially when they have the built in cushioning. This Via Spiga pump at www.Nordstrom.com is the perfect example.

Via Spiga 'Eddie' Sandal
5. Rounded toes squeeze toes less than pointy ones. So if you are going to be doing a lot of walking or on your feet constantly, opt for a shoe with more room in the toe area by choosing a rounded toe.
http://z.about.com/d/shoes/1/0/a/i/mia_shoes_pumps.jpg
6. Wedges give the illusion of height without sacrificing comfort. You basically have more shoe to walk on with a wedge heel. If they include good cushioning you’re on to a good shoe choice.
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7. Buy good leather. You shouldn’t have to break in your shoes. They will feel great the very first time you wear them.

http://www.prlog.org/10232770-christian-louboutin-pumps-patent-leather-heels-pigalle.jpg
8. For ultimate comfort, check out Cole Haan’s Nike Air collection. Cole Haan joined forces with Nike to create dressy shoes with Nike Air cushioning. The result is you have shoes like this that look way too good to feel good.
SCARLET AIR SANDAL
Last but not least, when you are wearing those super sexy stilettos, try using an insert for the ball of your feet. Foot Petals makes a variety cushions that provide comfort in all types of shoes.
Hopefully with these few tips, you will be able to find some comfy stylish comfy shoes. Have a favorite brand that works for you?
Extracted from shoeboxers.com

7 Steps is brought to you by Myst Carnival & Elegant Steps.Elegant Steps is now offering a 5% discount to all persons purchasing tickets for HEELZ: the inclusive and will award the first 50 person at the event with exclusive Elegant Steps Discount Cards.


That was some good info. Hope it was helpful. The * was suppose to mean that The pics were all by me, but I got lazy and just put them on a few. The message I got had no pictures so I was improvising!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Greatest Freak Out EVER!!

Dear Readers,

This is just hilarious, scary and .... just wow. At one point this dude looked like he waas the runner up for the exorcist! I can only imagine what he did to his brother after it being put up! And you know that bullshit cant happen in no black persons house!! Check it out!! If you do videos do a video response to it and leave your youtube link in my comments.




OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Monday, June 22, 2009

RIP Neda

Dear Readers,

I had gone through my facebook subs and one of the guys i subscribe to was talking about an incident that happened in Iran. If you are not keeping up with any form of people or anything to even have a bare knowledge about the craziness going on in Iran after the Elections.However, from what I heard from my sub, This guy and his sixteen year old daughter was standing like 1km away some marching protesters. When the protesters started to come towards them they turned and were walking away from the protesters. Then the girl, Neda (16), was shot in the chest in her heart by a sniper and died like 1-2 mins later. The video of the situation is so graphic that if you can not handle death do not look at the video below. In the video the girl falls and a group of people rush to her aid but it was too late seconds after collapsing her eyes roll back and blood starts running out of her mouth, nose and eyes. There is a scream that is obviously from the father and that is the point where u wonder why would they do this.

REMEMBER IF YOU HAVE A WEAK HEART, STOMACH OR JUST CANT STAND THE LOOK OF BLOOD DONT WATCH THIS VIDEO!!


OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Hooked

Dear Readers,

I am super duper late when it came to this movie. I have seen it like long time ago but I am only doing my blog on it now.
The name of the movie is Hooked. My girl from Primary School is playing the lead woman. However she makes women look bad in soo many ways. However the cinematography is really really really good. I am looking forward to more work done by this company. The Company that filmed and brought it out is an Antiguan Based Company called "Tropical Films Antigua" Tropical Films Antigua has a website that discusses its self better and I think you can watch the movie on there. The website address is http://www.tropicalfilmsantigua.com/. However you could just watch the whole movie on youtube. (click the hyperlink of the name further up and it will take you to the youtube homepage. Here is the Trailer for Hooked. Now go on and watch and enjoy. Laugh, cuss and encourage the ppl to make more films ;)!!




OXXO

Mayeshah!!

The Craft

Dear Readers,

I have sometimes quoted the movie The Craft or just randomly mentioned the craft in my everyday conversations. Then found out that alot of people never saw one of my favourite movie, The Craft. So to put everyone else on the same page as me I decided to put the Youtube Version on my blog. They might try and sue me but I will still do it muhahahaha!!! So Enjoy!!!






















Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!!

Mayeshah!!

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Conspiracy Theories 268: 1st edition

Dear Readers,

I am trying to spread this dudes wisdom worldwide right now. The author of this article is Arlan "Weasel" Henry. I know that with facebook not everyone can access other peoples notes so I copied and pasted it here for you to read. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!!!

DISCLAIMER: If you are reading this note and you weren't tagged, please forgive me. I gave preference to persons whom were already online. If you were tagged and then the tag got removed, it's because you have responded or you have read the note already so no I can give somebody else a tag so they can comment OR you just took to long to respond. FUCK OFF!

Feel free to share this on your profile!

-WeASeY-

Anyways, here's a brief introductory...

Have you ever had a Eureaka moment???

It's 4 am and you were just going about your business, semi-occupied, coming down off the high of multiple beers and mosquito bites as your clothes just loose the cold effect from the soaking you got at devil's bridge and you've just dropped off the last person before it's your turn to go home after hunting crabs and wilks all night...

...then out of the blue, you see a man walking around by himself and wonder to yourself, "A he a da raper man???"

Which then leads to a further train of thought... "How the fuck awe cyaan catch the raperman yet???"

Which led to conversation, with the other sleepy geniuses in the vehicle who decided it was better to have a discussion than to fall asleep behind the wheel. Trust me, these all nighters fuck with your perception because I saw a car parked up in front of the yard of this girl I was seeing, and didn't want to look but i did anyways and coulda sworn i saw her coming out the car. (It wasn't her)

This discussion led to this note... so without further adue:

Conspiracy Theories 268: The 'Rapa-Man'!

So here are some of the things we know:


* This has been going on for damn well nearly 2 years or more with a body count(victim count) of over 30,40 somewhere about (maybe more... fuck it... I'm too lazy to dig in and research)


* The Perp(s) is/are obviously meticulous and carry out their plan perfectly.

1. They obviously stake out their victim (either that or they were just extremely lucky).


Break and enter cleanly, probably putting everyone to sleep by spraying 'ether' into the house (which is a popular theory).

2. They come prepared ie; Condom already on, weapon drawn (usually a pistol), facemask, camouflage clothing, maybe lube.


3. They rape the victim(s) without much hint of resistance from the victim. Some of the reports indicate that the rape is usually accompanied by a beating, the worst that I can recall from memory was a case in Jennings where the victim was pistol whipped and lost a few teeth, busted head and what not along with the other emotional trauma.


4. They leave, escape clean, normally leaving behind a block by the window (Probably a final 'fuck you' to investigators). There was an instance where the police actually gave chase... AND LOST THE PERP!!!


5. We read about it in the papers.


6. These acts normally happen around foreday morning (between midnight and moments before the sky starts turning blue)


7. Although all of the acts have been srpead out across the country, the perp(s) has/have been terrorizing between Belmont, Golden Grove, and Jennings/Bolans all en route Via All Saints Road, American Road/Bendals Road, Whenner Road and Kentish Road.



* After reading about the rape in the papers, everyone is on alert. A wave of paranoia hits us all, and all for a good reason too. Women are getting raped and assualted right in the comfort of their own homes and the perp(s) is/are escaping scott-free and disappearing without a trace, leaving them an open window to strike again.


* The legend of the 'Rapa-man' begins. MASS HYSTERIA followed by an increase in ratings for the media companies (namely the papers,like the Observer and the Sun!) and after TWO YEARS we are still CLUELESS!



So what now...

Now we are left with many questions. Firstly:


1.
Is this the work of ONE MAN or A GROUP EFFORT???


It's hard to believe that ONE MAN would have the time and energy to plan out these attacks and then execute them with such precision that he gets away scott-free each time. Do you really know how much planning that would take. To stake out the vic. Know when she's home, when she's alone, when no man is in the house, etc... That'd be like a FULL-TIME JOB. Someone would have to notice him right?

A GROUP working in unison is a more plausible theory. Multiple perps, alternating the roles, some attacking, some doing recon, same MO (Modus Operandum... Yes... I may be watching a lil bit too much CSI).

Or were we dealing with a bunch of opportunists? Copycats who decided, "Why not go and Rape two woman since dem cyaan catch arwe?"

All they had to do was read the newspapers to get the details about the perps profile and follow suit.


2.
Why is it that we still have NO SUSPECTS???


I mean, YES. We have to give him/them props for not getting caught and not leaving any traceable eveidence behind... BUT Let's look at other cases.

When we were having constant shootouts and people were dying left right and center, our PM made an address stating that they were just gangsters killing out themselves. Fine. Not many arrests were made but the man on the streets knows who did the shootings. Take a walk round the 'ghetto' and everybody knows but I guess they were doing society a favor right. Point is... PEOPLE KNOW!

When the tourists were killed up at Coco's, how long did it take before the perps were found, arrested, charged and sentenced??? NOT THAT FUCKING LONG!!!

When the captain was shot to death in English Harbour, how long did it take for the same??? NOT FUCKING LONG!!!

I could approach this from a racial standpoint, "Oh... Only when suddin happen to white people arwe get serious!"

Well that would seem so but the perps were caught because they all made flaws.

They left a trail and they bragged to appease their egos. FINE! They were sloppy, they spoke to someone. PEOPLE KNEW!!


SO HOW COME NOBODY KNOW BOUT THIS DYAAM 'RAPA-MAN'???

Doesn't he brag about his doings? Don't they Brag??? Yuh really mean to tell me NOBODY KNOW NUTTIN... AFTER TWO FRIGGIN YEARS????


3.
How come we don't know the victims?


Ok... this may sound like a very very very DUMB/ CHUPIT/ DUNCE question. Fine. It may well be.

Due to the delicate nature of these crimes, anonymity of the victim is a priority. Of course the women aren't gonna want their business out on the street. "Hey a me get rape off last week!" Nah! None of them are gonna want that kinda publicity so these parts of the stories aren't usually heard.

But lets get REAL for a moment. THIS IS ANTIGUA!!! EVERYBODY KNOWS EVERYBODY'S BUSINESS!!!

We know who cyaan go in for Carnival queen because she:


1. Teef;

2. Whore;

3. Homosexual;

4. Has an STD (Which is the new style nowadays with these youngsters that we have round the place)



We know who's gay, who likes school girls, who's marriage isn't working, who owes the bank for their house, who sells drugs, who is an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT.

We know everything basically about each other and when we don't know we make it our business to find out, for example:

Scenario:
There's a pretty young girl in the office. Very attractive but very simple and humble. But we're Antiguan and we know nothing about her and we won't be satisfied until we run our own investigation. We wanna know who's she's fucking, who she's with currently, who was in her past, if she ever throw way pickney, is she bad... etc. We just have to know! The longer we go without knowing her business the crazier it drives us until we have to formulate a conclusion in our heads because we cannot dea lwit hthe loose ends. This usually leads to rumours and misconceptions and the eventual rotting of this person's character/reputation.

So how come the Antiguan in us hasn't figured out who all the victims are??? Aren't we curious? Don't we wanna tie up those Loose ends???

How many victims of this 'rapa-man' do we know??? How many of them can be pointed out whenever they push a shopping cart in Epicurean??? I only know of one victim and I wouldn't recognize her if I saw her, I only know of her vehicle( if she still owns it).

Yet still there was a period where every other day there was a rape (Slight exaggeration) but yet still we don't know these women.

Well I do understand that its none of our business really. We should empathize with a faceless and nameless victim and leave her to recover privately... BUT THIS COUNTRY IS TOO SMALL... AND ANTIGUANS ARE TOO PREDICTABLE AND SET IN OUR WAYS TO NOT KNOW, OR MAKE IT OUR BUSINESS TO FIND OUT WHO THESE VICTIMS ARE, EITHER FOR MALICIOUS PURPOSES OR JUST TO SATISFY THAT NEED TO KNOW THAT WE ALL HAVE!

Which leads to my next question...


4.
IS EVERY RAPE CASE RELATED... OR DO THE TABLOIDS ENGINEER THE STORIES THAT WAY... OR DO WE ALL JUST JUMP TO THE SAME CONCLUSION, that it was the work of a SERIAL RAPIST???


What's really the case???

Are we all victims of Mass Hysteria??? Is that why we all assume that there is a single serial "Rapa-man'? I mean, this is a plausible conclusion to come to if the perp(s) use(s) the same M.O. I can live with that!

What about if the perps are just copycatting the order of the day??? "Hey mek me wear camouflage and rape this gyal down the road. Dem nah go know a me... dem go believe a da super raper man!"

Then again, who's gonna go and break into someone's house to rape them and wear...


....A Yellow FUBU Jacket??? And show their face???

It's common sense I guess. so how can we tell if it's the same guy or many opportunists??? What can we do about it???



5.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH OUR WOMEN???


Lets face it. With a gun to your face not many of us would find the courage to act out, but after hearing all these reports of women getting raped, I've heard many women beating their chests saying, "Mek He come... me ready fuh he!"

Or the age old, "He go run up inna da wrong house one a dem times!"

HOW COME HE NEVER RUN UP IN THE WRONG HOUSE ALL NOW???

Are they really that good to know when the women forgot to put their knife or cutlass under the pillow??

Yuh really mean fuh tell me that fuh all da big chat antiguans have... especially antiguan women... "OH ME WOULDA CUT OFF HE SEED!!" dis and dat... Nobody even gi hi a run for he money. I don't recall ever hearing or reading any reports that he fired shots at anyone while inside. Only Pistol whipped a few vitims.


Yuh Really mean fuh tell me in them WIFE vs. LIFE situations, that EVERYBODY chose WIFE???

NOT ONE WOMAN COULDA EVER FUCK HE UP... CUT OFF HE SEED FOR REAL??? FORCED HIM TO USE THE PISTOL HE CARRIED???

I find that hard to believe!




What can we do about it though? Other than cower in fear and turn to the papers for more reports???

We can't depend on the Police for sure. They are underpaid, underfunded and have no forensics kits much less a forensics team. Even if they had a forensics team (Do they??) There is no proper Database. Fingerprints, semen, DNA.... All useless if there's no suspect and no database to match the evidence against.

They did increase nightly patrols and what not but come on??? We can spot a police vehicle from way up the road. Any schoolkid can. The Police weren't tryna find a rapist, they were just making there presence known.

Fish normally flee when they sense a shark in the water. The Police were acting like sharks... Trying to intimidate the perp(s), who always kept slipping through their fingers as if they weren't there.


This also led to other rumours that the perp(s) was/were actually (a) police officer(s). Who else would know how to evade the nightly patrols? Who else would know how to remove most traces of evidence from the crime scene?

Is there even a serial rapist??? Or are we just being guided by the media??? Why is it that the truth is eluding us after TWO YEARS???

Is this all a big conspiracy???


Who knows???



Think about it...


Tune in next week for the 2nd Edition!

-WeASeY-

PS: Your feedback is much appreciated. If you really like this, share it on your profile! Peace!

There will be others to follow when he brings them out. Unless he cuss me off for putting this one up.

OXXO

Mayeshah



Monday, June 15, 2009

15th June 2009 Update

Dear Readers,

Today was soo weird... I just dont know what has gotten into me lately. I have been going through some mental barriers. Or should I say trying.

This morning I woke up to the sound of my retired neighbor calling out my name from outside my window asking me if I wasnt coming walking. ( I am a fat fart so I am trying to get healthy the "Healthy way" EFF!!!) So I rushed to get ready and went walking. We walked to the other village and then came back and I heard about soo many people within that short period of time that I know before I go back to JWU I will know the story about alot of people from the village and she wont know anything about me. LOL. But yea.. then when I got back in I got some water and went onto my lil netbook. I was watching my subscriptions and like midway through I ate 2 club social crackers. I then went to get ready and didnt go into the kitchen to eat. So I left the house with only Club Social in my system. Great way to start the day huh?

Then I went to the bank and forgot to go into Heritage Quay to get the thing for the house keeper. So I have to make sure to do it tomorrow. I also have a way of blocking out the world by turning up my mp3 to block out the worlds sounds. I saw a few of my friends. Felt good and all but then when I went to the store I just felt like life just slowed down. Mom told me she was hungry and since one of her staff was going out to get food she just gave her money to get us some too. So food came we ate and continued working. Only like ...2 -3 hours later I noticed I didnt drink anything since the cup of water this morning. So I got some water and continued being around the store helping customers and stuff. Then I decided I was going to go outside by the door and look at people. Then I saw someone that I had recognized but I just couldnt remember from where. Then when they acknowledged me I noticed who it was. The dude that I kinda mouthed off to. So he is trying to arrange something where I come over by him. But I kept making excuses as usual. Next thing I noticed boss man buss off when some other chicks he knew were going up the road and he didnt say anything to me. So in my mind I am thinking that could be used as a stallin point. He better watch himself. Yea .... So I there walkin up the aisle of the store and just thinkin about my future and career and love life and realized. I am effing screwed. Gosh. I need time to effing think about it.

So I was their sitting at the store with headphones on and thinking about those 3 issues. Noticing I have to do the pros and cons thing to see how everything works. Then Ijust gave up and was on a serious thought of breaking down but I was at the store so I held it in.

Then we came home and I was like what is the point of eating. My dad was making his over oiled ... ok maybe not but it smelt like burnt oil and... rice. So I instantly got sick and decided to get to work on my girl Deja to see how the storage is going on but ... she was going somewhere. So Now I am willowin in self hatred because I gave in to my mental hunger. Yea But at least I got my friends to keep me happy. I dont ask people to pray for me so just hope I dont go off the deep end.


OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Orange Orange

Dear Readers,

I love me some Erykah Badu and my boy ShawnQT used this song to express his life and love it to death.




Now here is the song sang by Badu at the North Sea Jazz Festival in 2001



Love the song!!

OXXO

Mayeshah

100 Best Movie Lines in 200 Secs

Hey Readers,

I was going through my subs on youtube and my MovieBuzz Guy Introduced me to this and I say this is sooo cooolll!!!

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Videos/LG_Originals/Top_10_Lists/100_Best_Movie_Lines_in_200_Seconds/

Hope you like:D:D:D:D

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Scarving

Dear Readers,

I am giving you a heads up now. Some of my up coming posts will be from one of my new bloggers that I follow. I love her so much now because she is Unique and I love Unique people. Her blog is called Blog Goggles. While going through her older posts I found this one and I am planning on doing some of them. I have now a longing of scarves. I feel naked without a scarf so I am trying to ween myself off them by not wearing them so much. But I will try these out now :) When I do them I will take pictures and put them up. This is her Thursday 15th January 2009 entry.

Le French 101: scarves
Dressing like a French woman 101: scarves. Rain or shine, these are non-negotiable.

There's a passage in Le Divorce (the book, not the movie) (or maybe also the movie, but I can't remember it now) about the many different ways that French women wear scarves - not just different ways of tying them, but different placements, and for different purposes. Of course I can't find it online right now, but I'll track it down and repost so this makes a bit more sense.

Anyhow, I came across these awesome how-to guides for tying scarves on the always fabulous Design Dig (from d6cn). In particular, I love this one - it's almost like a man's necktie, but a thousand times softer and more feminine.





















An alternative to my now-Waldorfian collection of headbands?





















And for the days when I'm feeling super-chic (or my neck is just looking fug).




















Now, I just need some silky, smaller scarves (as opposed to the big fuzzy ones I generally wear). Do you know of any good sites (besides, say, Hermes) where I could find some??

Hope you enjoyed it.


OXXO


Mayeshah!!

Friday, June 12, 2009

free counters

Halo

Dear Readers,

I. with my short term memory and my laziness, dont remember if I had confessed my love for Sasha Fierce's (Beyonce's) HALO song. I probably wouldnt do this blog if I didnt see the video that will be shown last

So for those of you who are under a rock here is the original Halo Video:



Even though the original Halo Video and song was done well I love this girls Voice and she is the gf of the guy who plays Obama on youtube (AlphaCat). Check her out:



Then this nucca which is the reason why I even bothered to inform you of my undying love for the song. He .... wow... wooowww... I have nothing to say but what I saw as a comment on the blog I saw it at ""EPIC FAIL""



OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Spec-tang-ular

Dear Readers,

I know most of you have seen the Spectacular video with that Pretty Ricky member dancing up in his red Draws like it is free hump night at the Gay Club. But I was going through one of the girls I follow on blogger and found this video:



This was mad funny I had to watch it through my fingers. I couldnt stop laughin. omg. And I love how he said "this is for the two guys from Brokeback Mountain (which I havent seen yet) and maybe Prince" LOL!!!

OH and then that nucca has the audacity to bring out a PART 2. SERIOUSLY what is on his mind:


Find more videos like this on Pretty Ricky's Official Community


This was just as bad as the first one but he is ... and I repeat he is wearing black boxers, and I can assume that this nucca is gettin a hard on from humpin the poor chair. Seriously...ohhh and dont forget it is FOR THE LADIES!! AS IF!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Recently whats on my mind!

Dear Readers,

I have been back from St. Thomas for almost a week now and I just dont know what to talk about. I have been wasting time and have been feeling sick about myself. I have not completely turn back to my old ways. I am still scared. I am scared of people. I am scared of work. I am scared of friends. I am scared of getting fatter. I am scared that I wouldnt lose the weight. I am sooo effin scared. That I might not make the right choice. :( Depression is setting in.All my friends are enjoying their times off and I still feel like I am working. I go to town to stay out of the house keepers way and there is not vehicle that i can go anywhere if i do stay home. :( God. I sound pathetic. I need to work but I still havent gotten the amount of sleep that I need. I am also scared of going to get the summer job that i need to get. My ppl have confronted me about the summer job. But I am soo scared. I have never liked rejection, since i was younger. If I know there is a high possibility to get rejected I dont bother. So with the job I know I can get it but I am still scared of rejection. So I go over my cover letter for weeks to make sure that is up to par. Then I made a few ppl read it and they said it was good. Then when I was about to print it my mom read it and found so many faults. I just went back into that space where I felt incompetent and would get rejected. :'(

Now I hand it in and I hadnt gotten any response for a week and then I see the owner in the supermarket and my mom told me to talk to her and see what is going on. She said that she was going to call me but was in a meeting. and she is going to be going abroad in a few weeks so she would take me on when she comes back. Well we will talk when she comes back. GOD I am sooo scared. I want to cry my heart out right now but I know it wont change the situation. Please dont reject me or I would have to hunt you down and kill you! :)

WEll that is how I am feeling right now. I know I have a whole ton of videos to post up. They will be up soon:)

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Blue Bag and Liat

Dear Readers,

I just finished Eating my KFC yay!! You may wonder why I say YAY, it is because Antigua has the best KFC in the world!!! But that is not why I came online, hmm, or was it?? no it wasnt!!!!
TODAY Kim and I were suppose to be going to St. Thomas to visit my Big bro. I think earlier I said he was turning 32 when he was actually turning 33...I feel daft. But yea...So we reach the airport 50min before the flight is to take off. Checked in..paid departure tax and then.....entered the departure lounge, where we go through immigration and security. SWWEEETT!!! Then when we were about to bored we were at gate 1a(even though I didnt see gate 1b) and I noticed this lone Blue Bag by the counter. Knowing me I start thinking weird and wondering omg what if their is a bomb in there. OMG. Then I passed the counter and forgot about the bag...then outside waiting to get on the plane....the bag was there again..Like it was following us. Kim noticed it too but then we saw the owner and felt more at ease. Then we got on the plane (OH MUST COMMEND LIAT FOR BEING ON TIME (for those of you who dont know about LIAT which is the Leeward Island Air Transport, it is known to always be delayed and LATE))So since Kim was in front of me she chose the seats (her sitting at the window and I being in the aisle) right in the front so we are facing all the other fliers ( i hope that is how u spell it.) And Everyone was watchingg meeeee!!! but yea...then we looked infront of me under the seat directly opposite of me. OMG THAT SAME FRICKIN BLUE BAG!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Then we took off and on our way to Anguilla then we arrive in Anguilla and the guy who owned the blue bag left and a new set of ppl came on. the we were on our way again. yay!!!

Then we got a message over the intercom saying that we were going back to antigua (i using my small computer so that is why i dont like usiig the caps and there r so many typos) Saying they had a technical problem and they were told to come back to Antigua, and that when we come back they will tell us what is happening. So we land back in Antigua and go into transit and theppl there start to tell us that there is a storm in St.Thomas and the Airport is closed and then they just pissing off people with forms and stuff. The person who was in the cockpit was passing and hearing ppl grumbling and started to explain that the caution light lit up and they were told to come back to Antigua.. and they told him what was told to them by the agents in the in transit area and the guy was astounded cause that wasnt true. Sooo now i have to wait till tomorrow to see my BRO!! well later is better than Never, i guess.

In relation to the bag it kinda reminded me of the mrs butterworth video



and while looking it up I found this other mothersuckin creepy ass thing!!! Check it out (if you wanna)



OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Stanky Legg

Dear Readers,

I am going to St. Thomas tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!! For my bro's bday!!!I cant wait I already finished packing and just waiting for tomorrow to come!!! Today I was thinking about a whole ton of things I wanted to blog about but knowing me I cant remember any of them. However, ever since my sister said we will be doing the Stanky Legg I have been wondering how to do it. I have youtubed it and cant even find the official video.




When you find out how to do it send me a link to you doing it ;)

oxxo

mayeshah!!

Monday, June 1, 2009

100th ENTRY: My plan

Dear Readers. I have reached my 100th entry yay!!!! However that happened to be my plan for the future. My sister had done numerous boards and a few entries about what she wants her future to be like. However, I am still in Limbo. I am a student. About to graduate from Johnson and Wales University with a Bachelors and Associates in Hotel Management. That is my goal for the next year.

Goal for the nest 4 years. I dont know . :( I just talked to my mother and she had informed me that the problem with us youngins (not the word she used) is that we want to be perfect at what we want. noooo.... that was something else. She was saying that we PROCRASTINATE TOOO DAMN MUCH!!!! yes that is it. We procrastinate and dont try and get our foot in the door to get what we want. I dont want to procrastinate too much but I also want some experience as well as some time to enjoy the life that I have as a young person. People in this world 40+ and still dont know what they want. People in this world 50+ and never do what they want in life. Probably 89% of the people on earth (if not more) are miserable that they cant accomplish anything either because they feel that they aren't ready or they just not financially capable. I am ready and I am financially capable (I think) and I have a plan. But I cant do it without knowing that I have traveled at least to Europe and had fun as a youth. The best time in my life was when I was traveling.

So a rough draft of what I want is as followed:

1yr -

Graduate yay!!!! Come home and get to work with a hotel that I can learn (and maybe steal customers from) to make my hotel a success. Classic Medallion Package

4yrs -

Travel to Europe (Spain, Germany, Paris, Italy, and many more). Hopefully I would be able to save enough to go to as many as possible. Stay in only hostels and so forth. Hell BACKPACK. But I need to get to Europe when I am still young! (young as in 25 and younger(no you ppl over 25 are not old but you are not as young))
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5yrs -

Start putting everything into place. All my plans will be all in place. And I will be implementing them.


6yrs -

Opening day!! I just love this sign!!! But no i wouldnt use it!!

Image of CCPI's on-line store grand opening sign. n-line
I admit it will be altered being that this is just the rough draft but I would enjoy and appreciate if you. MY READER. Would leave a comment on what you think. Even if you dont know me and might never ever ever see me ever. PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT!!

OXXO

Mayeshah

Whit Monday entry

Dear Readers,

Today is pretty cool, it is peaceful and I am here listening to some music. Did my Resume and just surfing the net and talkin to some of my ppl. I enjoyed this weekend. However it is almost done and I will be dealing with getting a job and going to visit my big bro :) ok i am going to go off into a tangent about a whole ton of bull crap. So if you got a problem with my mental vomits close the window now.

I am a 21 year old young lady. I hold myself to high standards but I still want to be the freak in the sheets type. Then when you meet guys they just want to screw you and how the hell am I to feel that I can be in a "Relationship" (aka R word)that isnt based solely on sex. I talk alot about sex I admit but it is just an interesting topic to find out different people's perspectives on. I have prospective guys that i can screw but I dont want just a screw. I want someone that will be able to go clubbin with me and would just chill with me ... but then again. I dont chill. I guess if I concrete the idea of being more open when i am living by myself. I have thought that if I do want to go buck wild I can in my home. Or if i want to chill with someone I could invite them over. But damn ... I need some TLC and I always making excuses to avoid being in any thing. Damn. I need a life!! or at least a man! I am tired of ppl saying man is not worth it but I am not interested in girls and one of the needs in life is companionship. I find it is better to know what it feels like to be obsessed (not as Obsessed as that heifer in the movie Obsessed)and to feel hurt. I want to know what other people are crying over. I want to know what ppl are abandoning their friends for (no i not talkin bout none of my friends). But I want to know. How can I grow if I dont know. well I will just have to take people's advise and be patient. But the longer i wait the more likely that I would get hurt worst. Ok I done screw it . Maybe if i just have fun and then focus on my need later when i actually ready. Just have to make sure it is a safe screw. God I am still talkin (thinkin) I done. Until I think about it again and then do another entry about it

OXXO

Mayeshah!!