Sunday, January 31, 2010

Fri 29th - Sat 30th Jan 2010

whew,

WHat a wweeeekkkeeennnnddd!!!!

Went out for drinks, got food, waited for the shuttle, got in an ambulance, spent 10 hrs at the hospital. DAAMMMNNN

So let me give you the piece by piece. And I give the disclaimer here. You cannot use this as evidence against anyone!!! Especially the bar.

So Friday morning I wake up and go on to my computer and notice ... no internet. The internet is down alll through the village. So I decided I am going to study. yes study. So I am there reading my book and keeping my eye on the yahoo widget on my pc to see when the internet was going to turn back on. So I saw the internet turn on and I texted Bn that the internet is back (this is the afternoon) yes i studied from morning to afternoon. lol Suprisingly yesterday I was in such a depressed mood that I was really in the mood to hurt myself. So I looked at my phone and noticed my mom had sent me a text in the morning tellling me I made the Dean's List last tri. Yes I do that shit :) So I texted my mom back saying that I am not sure if I am going to make deans list again this tri cause it has just gotten HARD. But I am trying. I am trying. I was sooo depressed. So mom called my dad and told him to call me and I never felt soo happy that I was talking to my dad. I always go to my mom for comfort but my dad just hit the spot. I even started to cry (I dont think he knew that) Then when I got off the phone with my dad I cried some more. What a pussi i am. I then decided to listen to some LP (Linkin Park for those who are Rock Impaired) Cranked that up so I couldnt hear anything.

Then I got a text from Bn asking where I am going tonite. So I told her I was going to go to City Cafe in the city. She asked if she could come and I said sure. Then I started singing one of LPs songs where it was talking about being alone. She probably heard me and said Oh you probably want to be by yourself, so I wont come. I responded saying noooo come, I not gonna see anyone I know there so she should come.

So I told her I was going to exercise (Slim in 6) and then get ready. So Betsy asked me if I wanted biscuits and I said sure food before drinks. So she gave me her chicken and her biscuits. {GOD I AM SLEEPY} So I went to exercise and then went around to get the food, came back to my room and ate. Then went to bath and this chick Bn starts rushing me when I start putting on my makeup. So I am like ok she is not going to mess with my head right now. So we went downstairs in some of our lightest jackets, Bo said ohhh look a full moon (the first for the year I should say) and we were waiting for the bus to come and it didnt come so we went upstairs to put on better jackets and gloves. We came back down and could the bus to Geabe and this dude came on the bus at the Harbourside main campus and he didnt have his ID so the bus driver made him had to full out a form and show his Id to prove who he wrote down is who he is. SO next thing he asks to sit right next to me almost sitting ON me. so he did all that for the driver and as he passed you can smell weed on him and his friends said he was drunk. So he went by his friends near the back of the bus and I looked back and saw the most bewildered look on Bo's face andshe was like wtf. She was soo mad that there was soo many seats in the bus and he chose to sit next to her. lol sooo funny.

{OK I am lacking so much sleep I will have to do part 2 tomorrow morning when i wake up. So i will holla at you in the morning.}

OXXO

mayeshah!!!

P.S. it gets juicy shit happened after that.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

2000-2009

now we go into the 2000s
2000


2001


2002


2003


2004


2005


2006


2007


2008



2009


OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Here are some more 90s

Here are some more 90s song that I like and some of them were shown in the previous post!!!











OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Some 90s music

Hey yall, I am addicted to youtube. LOL and i did a lil test and it basically proves i know nothing abut the 50s, 60s, 70s, and a lil about the 80s but when the reached the 90s they through out some songs that I know you ppl who were aware of music then would appreciate. well yall better appreciate it.

This first one is Kriss Kross - Jump.

Damn they got cute!!!


the next one is cotten eye joe - rednex OMG they are swedish!!!


next is Macarena - Los del Rio. If you dont know tihs your life is worthless!!!


and then i found this one which is a ... interesting Macarena


here is What is love? - Haddaway. Night at the ROXBURY!!!


Then the last one is Crash Test Dummies: Mmm Mmm Mmm!!! The Canadians!!!!


OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Twerk Team Diss!!! Not for minors!!!

This is not for minors or people who cant take extreme sexual content!!!!

The twerk team is one of the best ... uhhh... wink up groups I know about. I dont know what else to call their dancing.

My friend from VI told me she practices from their dance moves. If you dont know who Twerk team is here is what they do. and they do it well. (no homo)


But it seems like Superhead dissed them about their dancing.!!!! Well I listened to their come back and OMG!!! if i was superhead (thank god i aint) I would just shut up and continue giving "super head"

Her is the diss from the Twerk Team. Go to the actual youtube site to find out what Superhead said!!!


If you are not aware of who Superhead is she is a porn star who got famous from the video "Mr Marcus and Superhead" (you can find it if you google that)

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

OMG!!!! BSCOTT!!! OMG!!!

OMG!!!! B.SCOTT!!! OMG!!!!

B. SCOTT!!!! WAS!!! IN!!! MARIAH CAREY'S!!!! MUSIC VIDEO!!!AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OOMGGG~!!!! LOOK!!!:


OMG!!!

This is actually a cool video too, BUT BSCOTT IS IN IT SOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Hide and seek



This is wicked cool!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

hand stand obstacle course



OMG you cant help but get into it!! I know I cant even stand on my hands much less walk. GOSh!!!!! This was great1!!!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Wrap it up with some kittens

Hey I saw this on my Chris's blog and just found it sooooooo amusing and sooo true. If you wanna get any wrap it up!!!



This one is to take the harshness of the video this is a great website.
Have you ever wondered if that thing you love the most already has a "fuck yeah" account on Tumblr? Search below to find out! Try entering something like "sharks", or "David Karp" to see what I mean.
http://isitafyeah.com/
so I decided to put kittens : now look at the results here.

OXXO

Mayeshah!

Blogxilla

One of my girls told me she was doing some research and I decided to do a slight research of my own and I came across Blogxilla. I am actually quite happy I found about the site.

If you wanna know what I was looking up was ... how to be a cowgirl. lol!!!! Now like how I steal alot from other blogs you will see alot of entries from this website!!! This is really really educational :D

Hope you enjoy it as much as i do.

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Monday, January 25, 2010

My life (25/1/2010)

I feel so drained and I cant concentrate on anything. :(
I know, I havent been eating properly but how can i eat properly if I have nothing to cook. And then there are alot of papers to do and all kinda shit!!!! FML

I am tired of everything and everyone here. FML

I need to get out of America. NEED TO!!! I feel like an outsider. Even among the Caribbean People. Everyone has someone who shared their experiences. I was at my group meeting and two of the girls were talking about high school and I was thinking in my mind. Their high school is different from mine. So no matter what I will never know what they are talking about. My roommates do it too. They are all american and they go through basically the same experiences and I am like .........o_o........ FML. I just need to get out.

So today I ate a crepe and that was around 11:40 and i didnt eat again until just now 9:20 fml.

Oh did I mention I hate school!! I HATE SCHOOl!!!! I hate school, projects and group projects. (I can live with projects but Group Projects. FML!!!

I dont even know if I want to fume about Any thing else.

Oh K. I spoke to my neighbors downstairs, and they said that they knew it wasnt me,I am too nice to do anything like that. Now I swear if Bn was working for me and she was being a bitch like how she is in her living situation I would try and shoot her and spend my time in Jail. They also mentioned that the sound normally is at the end of the hall and they know I have the first room. So I am in the CLEAR!!! dAMN If only you knew how much I want a beer right now!!! A 6 pak and my assignments and I would be set for the night!!!

Videos that make you go awww, wtf!!

Ok two videos that will entertain you!!! The first one is a cute lil french girl with the most vivid imagination I have experienced:


The second one.... "This chick makes rat-flavored muffins for breakfast, then turns the whole world into a colorful place full of flying elephants. Then shit gets really fucking weird."
And when they said really fucking weird they meant it. It is like wtf.



OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Avatar Featurette and other cool stuff!!



After watching Avatar from the aisle of our local cinema in Antigua. I have been in awe by this movie. Now actually seeing the movie being produced is even better.

I want sushi hmm :( I know that is a stray from topic but i just felt the need to want sushi (the need to want LOL)I had sushi last night as well my roomie A's boyfriend did a cool demonstration on how to make sushi. and gave us a few and it was soooo goood!!!!!
BUT BACK TO TOPIC. This is cool!!! And Peter Rallis (moviebuzz) was saying that Avatar was basically the Pocahontas Movie with great Graphics. oooo look what I found:


I saw The Book of Eli last night (23rd) and I was not impressed but it was good. Kinda regretted paying for it. With this all the action was very spaced out but when the action came it was pretty good. There was little explosions (my weakness) and no creatures or bad guys that you just had to love. The bad guy in this was the bad guy in Fifth Element (oh how I love that movie). But I just didnt love him in this movie. But it is worth watching for sure. I just wanted more gore and more action for my buck. The trailer shows all of the action (well all that i remember).


It was a toss up between The Book of Eli and Legion. And my homeslice, Chris (yea I callin you out lol) told me someone said Legion wasnt all that. Damn I wish i know that someone I would put the wrath of Gabriel on his ass. I watched this awesome movie on bootleg (terrible quality) and It still rocked my world. The damn man moved the camera alot and sneezed a couple times. But it was a great, great movie. Had the right amount of fire power. Explosions. hell Even Gabriel rocked my world. I was then thinking if Gabriel was a warrior angel why would God send him to make sure that Jesus was born and all that stuff. In this movie Gabriel had razor sharp wings. Can you imagine Mary sitting down in shock after getting the news that she was preggy with Jesus and then Gabriel turns and cuts her head off by accident. OMG!! (yea I know I going to hell for that thought) YEAAAA!!!! But this movie rocked my world.
Trailer for Legion is wicked cool as well.


Then just a while ago I just finished watching The Spy Next Door. It was a nice cute P.G. Movie. REALLY not something I would pay for. But really entertaining. Hell Jackie Chan is a great actor and I think because of his issues with English and his accent and having to learn his lines, his movies have the greatest outtakes. Here is the trailer.

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Saturday, January 23, 2010

WATERRR

WHY ME!!!

Why does american Water HATE ME!!!! DAMN MAN!! Freshman Year the friggin water break off my hair. Now the water doesnt help me clean my skin properly. When I was younger I always wondered why even after I bath and start to dry off my dead skin is still coming off. But then i never bothered with that. But up here That never happens. I would dry and nothing. but nowwwww ( I admit I am not lotioning like i should be) BUT now my whole body is stripping. Damn Water.

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Vacant

I am assuming this is how women feel when they are hurt by the one they love. Not once but twice.



OXXO

Mayeshah

P.S. B.Scott is back from being suspended on youtube yay!!!

Friday, January 22, 2010

Love your FLas!!!

I am not sure if you are seeing a trend here. LOL. But yes I have low self esteem (so does most women around the world (damn the media)) So when I saw this I just felt like tearing up.



And a lil something to read (totally off topic) For you guys this may seem crazy and you may be quite squirmish after reading it. But if this is how you have to remain loyal that is a damn shame. Mr Colombian.

Let it Rain!

Ok this is my final blog for the night. well morning. Gosh. This blog had hit a certain part of me that I never noticed I had.



I know I always lamenting on the fact that I never really socialized with guys that much (thus my fear of chilling with them) and I lament on the fact that I went to an all girl's school. I lament on how my father never knew why it was hard for me to talk to him. I lamented alot on the fact that my friends got to hang out with each other on a regular basis and walk around town and so forth but I was in my mom store working. But there was so many good things that happened in my life so many laughter. So many fun times with family and friends. Lots of fun times with my girl friends. Tons of fun with customers who I never saw again some of the time. Hell I even remember some good times when my dad would just take me places with him. :) My girl in the video is soo true, you cant focus on the thunder and lightening cause you will miss out the greatness of the rain. Gosh My rains were some really great rains. A few rains that will always stick with me is my time in Britain, the time my ma and I went to get Breakfast in a department store, and the time that my ma and dad were watching cartoons with me one early morning.

OXXo

Mayeshah!!!

So Crazy In Love (Brian's Remix)

Brian you sooo crazyyy!!!!! The remix giirrr!!!!



OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Bad Girl's CLub Flo vs Amber!!!

OMG .... IF IT WASNT FOR MY BABY BRIAN I WOULD NOT HAVE KNOW ABOUT THE BIG THING ABOUT BAD GIRL'S CLUB!!!! FOR THOSE OF YOU IN THE CARIBBEAN WHO CANT WATCH HULU HERE IS A CLIP OF WHAT HAPPENED



AND THOSE OF YOU IN THE US OF A CHECK THIS OUUUUTTTT!!!!! THIS BITCH IS CRAZY. I WOULD HAVE BEEN SOOOOO HEEAAATTTTTEEEDDD!!!



HELL I WOULD HAVE DONE MUCH WORST THAN WHAT FLO DID AND FLO IS STRONG FLING THAT BITCH TO THE OTHERSIDE OF THE POOL. DAAAAMMMMMNNNN!!!!!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Biking

Well guess what i found out my brother can ride a bike OMG .... I cant believe this... Where was I when this happened??? OMG and why did no one tell me??? GOSH!!!! BUT my brother's friend showed me this video and I couldnt stop laughin!!!!




Love you big bro!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

I'm not perfect!!

I am listening to my Missy Elliott album and i came across this song and it think it kinda ties in with the previous entry.



OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Thursday, January 21, 2010

The perfect body





It is funny how this will always be an issue and people will always exploit the issue whether about talking about the topic or even making shows about it. Examples of show are How to look good naked and that other show where they help show people how to dress for their body types.

In the videos above they are talking about how the media affects women but it has happened in the past and will happen in the future. Them in the past werent arguing about it. Then one of them was asking if it is making women seem like they are there for the men. If you check that is how everyone made it seem in the past. From the different religions to the different jobs.

Another thing to look at the past presidential elections (in the states) a woman, a black man and a white man was running and the woman was the first to be out of the race. Women will hardly ever get a break. There will always be those people, who even if they dont mean to, will always see women as the weaker sex. It is a damn shame but it is the honest to Betsy truth.

OXXO

Mayeshah

Guide to Sucking Cock by: Lucky T. Gutter

I found this very funny and just HAD TO REBLOG IT!!! I got it from Bunnies cant write blogs

Hello people today i’m going to teach you something that every bitch should learn and I mean bitch as in women in general not a derogatory term. Anyways rather your a hot chick or an ugly bitch you should learn how to suck a nice cock especially if you’re an ugly bitch because odds are that’s your only way to keep your guy satisfied. Ladies make sure you tie your hair back because some guys love to see it go in and ugly bitches make sure you wear a paper bag not plastic so you can live.

Step 1. Getting him hard.

Now for the ugly bitches you will probably have to give him a hand job until he is fully hard and also lick the head of the penis with your tongue a bit. The cute chicks will simply just need to perform a strip tease.

Step 2. Deepthroating.


Now this is something that mainly the ugly bitches so cute chicks go do your make up or something. Ok now ugly bitches what you do is you take it down slow and easy only going down a few inches at a time then pulling back off. You have to get your throat open and ready for the whole thing so taking to much can easily make you gag.

Step 3. Making Him Moan.

Now if you really want to hear how good you’re doing I advise you to really suck it and use your tongue a lot. Also jerking him off while you’re sucking him really pushes him to the point in a good way. That tongue can really make a man squeal.

Step 4. Extra Shit.

Now sometimes if you want it to go a little bit longer or you want to try some new things licking and sucking the balls can make him scream like a bitch. Now ugly bitches by this time your bag might be a bit soggy so tell him to lay back and switch bags while he’s not looking.


Step 5. The Money Shot.

By this time he should be really close if not then bitch you’re doing something wrong try again. If he is though then you should increase in speed and double up everything you’re doing and depending on where you want him to blow you either pull him out and just jerk him to finish or you just let him finish in your mouth and you better swallow that shit spitting is rude as fuck if i find out one of you bitches spit it out i’m going to beat you with a phone book.

Ok now take this and learn then try it on your guys and his friends peace out bitches!!! Reblog it so your friends can learn.

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

PokerFace

This is for those who never saw PokerFace Video

Lady GaGa - Poker Face from Sparaker on Vimeo.



This is for those who wanna see PokerFace Video modified into something cool!!!!

(sorry I couldnt get it Embed but it is worth clicking: Pokerface)

Now this one has 3 different modes!!! Make sure you watch it in each and everyone!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

BOLD what applies to you:

BOLD what applies to you:

Appearance:

I am 5’4 or shorter.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/I’ve had/I need braces.
I wear glasses.
I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. (and painless..)
I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.

Family/Home Life:
I’ve sworn at my parents. (You tend to do that when you’re getting your face beat in.)
I’ve been kicked out of the house.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I have children.
I’ve lost a child.

Embarrassment:
I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I’ve snorted while laughing.
I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
I’ve glued my hand to something.
I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I’ve had my pants rip in public.

Health:
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I’ve had stitches.
I’ve broken a bone.
I’ve had my tonsils removed.
I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend
I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
I’ve had surgery.
I’ve had chicken pox.

Traveling:
I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
I’ve been to Canada.
I’ve been to Niagara Falls. (the one in the states)
I’ve been to Japan.
I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I’ve been to Spain.
I’ve been to Africa.
I’ve been to France.
I’ve been to London.



Drugs/Alcohol:
I’ve consumed alcohol.
I’ve smoked a cigarette.
I(‘ve) smoke(d) pot.
I regularly drink.
I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
I’ve done hard drugs.
I’ve been addicted to an illegal drug


Experiences:

I’ve been arrested.
I’ve been lost in my city.
I’ve seen a shooting star.
I’ve wished on a shooting star.
I’ve seen a meteor shower.
I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I’ve been to a casino.
I’ve been skydiving.
I’ve gone skinny dipping.
I’ve played spin the bottle.
I’ve crashed a car.
I’ve been skiing.
I’ve been in a play.
I’ve met someone in person from the internet.
I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
I’ve played chicken.
I’ve played a prank on someone.
I’ve ridden in a taxi.
I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I’ve eaten Sushi.
I’ve been snowboarding.

Relationships:
I’m single.
I’m in a relationship.
I’m available.?!
I’m engaged.
I’m married.
I’ve gone on a blind date.
I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I’ve been divorced.
I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
I’ve kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality:
I’ve had a crush on someone of the same gender.
I’ve kissed a member of the same gender.
I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time.
I am a cuddler.
I’ve been kissed in the rain.
I’ve hugged a stranger.
I’ve had sex outdoors.
I have kissed a stranger.
I have had sex with a stranger.

Honesty/Crime:
I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
I have lied to my parents about where I am. ( i said I was at Big Banana (pizza joint) when i was just a lil down the road from there)
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I’ve cheated while playing a game.
I’ve cheated on a test.
I’ve run a red light.
I’ve been suspended from school.
I’ve witnessed a crime.
I’ve been in a fist fight.

OXXO

Mayeshah

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

hahahahahahahaha






OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

HAHAHA Twilight!!!

I saw that "Bunnies cant write blogs" reblogging from this other blog called "Twilight Sucks" and I found this fun piece of clip!!



OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

P.S. anything dissing Twilight from here on is from Twilight sucks!!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

I brag about her too much

For some strange reason...

I look up to my sister... ALOT!!!!LOL!!!! Well when I was in High School I used to tell my friends all kinda stuff about my sister.

Like at one time my sis said she was going to dye her hair green (you might not remember but I do lol) http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=10451993

Then the situation with the song by queen Another One Bites the dust:




was the song she wanted to be played at her Cremation. Yea I told my friends that she wanted me and her kids to dance the Thriller dance at her funeral ceremony.



Yea... ohhh and then when she came to school with me with her modification of the AGHS uniform (unfortunately I dont have that pic but this is the uniform) Man did that make me feel sooo warm and giddy inside!!!!
But damn to I love that lady!!!
I know I was a pain in her rear when i was growing up but what kind of lil sister would I be if I wasnt!!!
But when she left me to go to Uni I had no one to look up to anymore so I had to find my way some how. NOW she is my bestest of Best friends. Always was and always will be (unless she was serious about the thriller dance, then i might have to reconsider that title).

Well I am outtie, I was just thinking of all the things I told my friends about my sister and I just had to blog about it :D
Well Have a great Week!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Say WHHHAAATTT???

I was on the bus with one of my class mates on Tuesday night. Then she was telling me about the Vagina Monologues that the school is having. So I was getting the low down on that and somehow the conversation drifted to this thing:

Strawberry Dental DamThis is what a dental dam looks like. It's a very thin sheet of latex. Photo: Emilie Bourque

On Amazon the features are:
  • Protect yourself and your partner during oral encounters with these flavored dental dams.
  • Each 6 inch x 8 inch sheet comes in a fruity strawberry flavor
  • Don't forget the importance of oral safety with these FDA approved oral dams
  • You can also purchase them in variety paks of 3 or 12
So today I went to the Women's Center to get tickets to the Vagina Monologues and right after buying the ticket I was like .... do you have any Dental Dam's and they were like ohhh yea it is over here just take what you need. LOL. Nooooo I havent needed them ... yet!!!

So now I have 2!!!! This is truly interesting. I never knew that they made this!!! Welll gotta be safe nowadays!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah

Monday, January 18, 2010

THREE!!!

THREE WAYS I AM STILL A CHILD:
1. I laugh a lot
2. I love cartoons to death!!!!
3. Hugs are some of my favourite things.

THREE WAYS I AM ALREADY OLD:
1. I have a bad memory L
2. I see ppl for what they really are L
3. I am always complaining of kids today!!

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO:
1. Get married and have kids
2. Open up my own inn
3. Become slimmer/a healthier weight. (I was 220 last I checked…It depresses me to check again.)

THREE WAYS THAT I’M A STEREOTYPICAL “BOY”:
1. I like action movies (Ong Bak, Fight Club, James Bond)
2. I like bugs (they are part of the earth’s cycle of life)
3. I have a tendency to say “bretherin” a lot!!

THREE WAYS THAT I’M A STEREOTYPICAL “GIRL”:
1. I Love make up
2. I love to talk about nonsense
3. I like girly clothes just don’t know how to mix and match to fit my body type!!

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO ACCOMPLISH IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Get a steady job.
2. Pass my class this trimester with my sanity as well as next tri.
3. Get back to that place where I am happy.

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My Eyes
2. My nails (sometimes)
3. I have been told I have a good personality.

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I am obese (by medical standards).
2. I never tell people what I really think about them because I hate friction
3. How about basically everything

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Antiguan
2. Jamaican
3. The ppl that impregnated my great x a lot grandmother was English!!

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Ghost
2. Scary Movies.
3. The future.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. My sanity
2. Internet (but I can live without it for a few days J
3. Friends (that can be slightly debatable)

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (OR SAME) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Face (if I cant look at the person for a certain amount of time it not gonna work)
2. Broad Backs
3. Personality – seriously if I cant talk to you easily it not gonna work!

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T DO:
1. Stop thinking
2. Not want to better myself
3. Keep moving!!
THREE CAREERS YOU ARE CONSIDERING:
1. Entrepreneur
2. Hotel Manager
3. Bum on the street that beg for $2 (if the other 2 don’t work – Gimme two dolla nuh?)

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!
Now you are just lying if you dont repost this!!!!!!!!
(pic: Bunnies cant write blogs)

OXXO

Mayeshah

Pat Robertson's pact quake theory is rubbish!!!

I first heard one of the ppl that I am subscribed to on youtube talk about it and now the local newspaper in Antigua (my home land), The Daily Observer, is talking about it. You see why I dont follow any religious leader. They all full of poop.

LaFleur rocked by Robertson’s pact-quake theory
By Jrucilla Samuel - Monday, January 18th, 2010

As Haiti continues to reel from the effects of the strongest earthquake to hit that country in two centuries, local pastor Jean Gerald LaFleur is denouncing controversial remarks by renowned American evangelist Reverend Pat Robertson.

Speaking on the Christian Broadcasting Network programme “The 700 Club” a day after the catastrophic quake, Robertson announced that he is going to touch on an issue he claimed, “people might not want to talk about.”

According to the programme’s co-host, Haiti’s woes, including the January 12 quake, are a direct result of a pact it signed with the devil “while under the heel of the French.”

Digging into the bowels of history, Robertson insisted that the Haitian slaves, with the help of the devil, rid themselves of colonial rule and since then the Caribbean island has been cursed.

The curse, said Robertson, is evident when one compares Haiti’s socio-economic status to its neighbour the Dominican Republic, which Robertson described as “prosperous and healthy” — a complete antithesis to ravaged Haiti.

Although the evangelist has been chastised for his historical explanation of Haiti’s current state, Robertson nevertheless maintained that it is a “true story” and Haitian-born Pastor LaFleur is not denying all of Robertson’s remarks.

LaFleur acknowledged that a satanic pact was indeed signed. He explained that in 1791 a Jamaican voodoo priest called Boukman presided over a massive voodoo ceremony that might have had serious repercussions for Haiti’s future.

The ceremony involved the killing of a pig, which symbolised the devil, and Boukman prophesied that certain slaves would lead a rebellion that would eventually rid Haiti of France’s stronghold.

In 1804 Haiti got its independence and even though the country became a symbol of hope for the millions downtrodden in an era of slavery, LaFleur pointed out that many people like Robertson, still believe Haiti is cursed.

That’s not the case, according to LaFleur, who noted that despite former President Jean-Bertrand Aristide’s efforts to preserve the 1791 pact, it was broken by a number of churches in 1995, which held major communion-based ceremonies to symbolise the new covenant with God.

LaFleur, who also heads the Friends of Haiti Association, described Robertson’s remarks as inappropriate and unwise, particularly at a time when Haiti is in crisis. He said the evangelist’s statement could do “more damage than anything else.”

The archbishop of the West Indies, Dr John Holder, also criticised Robertson’s pact-quake theory, which he deems to be an overly simplistic and ridiculous interpretation of last Tuesday’s tragedy.

Dr Holder noted that evil exists elsewhere in the world and it is a mere geographical coincidence that Haiti is being rocked so often by natural disasters.

Nevertheless, Robertson stands by his theory and believes we need to pray that Haitians will turn to God in their time of calamity.



OXXO

Mayeshah

The Circle of Life



That is such a true story right there!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Saturday, January 16, 2010

My day :) 15/1/10

Hey guys and gals,

Today was one of the days to remember. Hanging with good ppl reminds you that it makes no sense to spend time with ppl that are not good to be around. I woke up around 10 then started to get ready for my group project at 12. When we were at the library one of the members told us that she broke up with her bf the night before. So her eyes were puffy like she had an eye infection and she said she cried so much that her eyes swell shut. :( So we started doing the work and everything. Then we just got a creative spurt and was just spewing out from all of us to the point where we basically have the floor plan of how the building will be after renovations.

After the group meeting I came back to an empty apt and was like... ok... so i went to watch all my yt subscriptions. Then one of the ppl i am subscribed to has the ...KIM POSSIBLE RING TONE!!!OMG ... OMG ... OMG... WICKED COOL!!! sooooo I decided to look it up... and hallelujah I found free ringtones!!! yay!!! So I downloaded a bunch of them yay!!Then I heard on the radio Bat Country (and posted it) and then I looked up Tried and tried again (and posted it).

Then I was like ... I am tired of being in the room so I went to the community center and they were doing Henna tattoos and I was like yay!!!! So i got a wicked cool tat of a cross and then some cool ppl came in afterwards and it was one of the most refreshing array of ppl. Everyone just chilling and having fun and at ease and because everyone is stepping on everyones toes (being wicked sarcastic) you werent afraid of what to say. Then I went back to my room and found out some of the most interesting things about this Henna Tattoo situations and me and I will do a blog on that with the pics.

After coming from the community center I decided to be around my roommies some and after being with my group members and the ppl in the community center it was like being in a stifling choke hold where you just wanna shout grow the fuck up. But I couldnt.

Me and Ye (one of my group members and really great friends) decided hey lets go to the movies (b4 she dropped me off after the meeting). So we were like hey lets go with Kb (the one that broke up last night) and Sc (her bf went back home after 3 weeks of being with her and one of my really great friends).Kb said she was planning on just staying in for the rest of the night. Sc came with us and we went to watch Leap Year**. Great Movie by the way. Then Ye dropped me home and then i was chilling with my roommies again and I still felt very stifled again. I couldnt laugh at their jokes because it wasnt funny just very crude and I dunno it felt weird. So i decided to go to bed and Bn sent me a text asking me if i was ok, if i was feeling left out. I just told her i was tired and wanted to sleep.

So now I am here telling you my day. Because this is the most productive I have been in a long time. So yeaaa!!!! ttfn.

** The trailer if you never saw Leap Year.


OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Friday, January 15, 2010

Time and Time Again!!!!

OOHHHHH How could i forget one of the best rock songs out there!!!! PAPA ROACH- Time and Time Again. I JUST LOVE THIS SONG!!! TWO VIDS 1 SONG!!!

My Favorite one:


The Original


The Lyrics:
Yes I did it and I'll do it again
It doesn't matter if I am your best friend
I don't think so
You're not that smart
Over and over it breaks my heart
The cycle continues time for your crime
The pain comes back in an ugly design
Her makeup smears
The tears that she cries
Over and over every night

Emotional swords slash my soul
And now the pain it takes control
I think about you
I think about me
Think about the way that it used to be
I need a bottle
I need some pills
I need a friend
And I need some thrills
A shoulder to cry on a friend to depend on
When life gets rough

Time and time again
You think about yourself before you think about me
Time and time again
You think about yourself before you think about me

It's like a fight every single day
It's always easy when you have it your way
Deep in my heart
In the depths of my soul
My selfish ways are out of control
I'm sorry that it comes down to this
I punch through the wall as I break my fist
The makeup smears
Tears that we cry
Over and over every night

Time and time again
You think about yourself before you think about me
Time and time again
You think about yourself before you think about me

You're so selfish
You're making me want to end this relationship
You're making me want to end this

Time and time again
You think about yourself before you think about me
Time and time again
You think about yourself before you think about me
Time and time again
You think about yourself before you think about me
Time and time again
You think about yourself before you think about me

Loving ties unwind
Lost time behind
Loving ties unwind
Lost time behind

Bat Country!!!!

Hey yall,

I have been looking for a song for the longest while that I love sooo much and guess what I found It so i am sharing it with you. I must admit i love the GOTH style but i am too .... everywhere.... to stick to one style at present. ENJOY:




Lyrics:
He who makes a beast out of himself
Gets rid of the pain of being a man

Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay.

I tri-ie-ied to drive all through the night,
The heat stroke ridden weather, the barren empty sights.
No oasis here to see, the sand is singing deathless words to me.

Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone).
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).
No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention.

As I-I-I adjust to my new sights the rarely tired lights will take me to new heights.
My hand is on the trigger I'm ready to ignite.
Tomorrow might not make it but everything's all right.
Mental fiction follows me; show me what it's like to be set free.

Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone).
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).
No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention.

I'm sorry you're not here I've been sane too long my vision's so unclear.
Now take a trip with me but don't be surprised when things aren't what they seem.

Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay.
These eyes won't see the same, after I flip today.


Sometimes I don't know why we'd rather live than die,
We look up towards the sky for answers to our lives.
We may get some solutions but most just pass us by,
Don't want your absolution cause I can't make it right.
I'll make a beast out of myself, gets rid of all the pain of being a man.

Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone).
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).
No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Prevention is better than cure but not all the time.

I have finally heard one of my roommates talkin about me. That is why it is GREAT that I dont walk like a fuckin elephant on the floor. But yes, I always wondered what my roommates said about me behind my back since they do talk about each other behind each of their backs.

I went out into the living room and I picked up the ordering sheet.
Bn was saying I dont know how under the stove gets soo effing nasty. Most of it is my fault anyway.
A said not just that but no one cleans it and Michele would just walk in and pass it. (I wish she would have continued but)
Bn said she is right behind us, but A didnt understand. So Bn had to say it louder.

Now in my mind. MAYBE you should cook that you dont mess it up or deliberately mess it up so that you have to clean it up. That is where I see Prevention is better than cure.

However when it comes to people, you just gotta let things move on because trying to prevent shit doesnt work.

I am officially sad that my roommy Bo is leaving next month. FML.

Well I give up. What happens happens if they hate me that is their business cause 4 months isnt long.

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

This is Crazy






Please get Checked PLEASE!~!!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah

Random stuff to make you smile

Here are a few websites and pics that should keep boredom at bay. Some crazy stuff going on around the world.

http://equilibrant.blogspot.com/2009/12/abercrombie-banishes-girl-with.html

(via tumblrisforfaggots)fuckyeahslightlyamusing:   Celebrity Pictures, Lol Celebs and Funny Actor and Actress Photos – ROFLrazziinhouseneet:  n13i:  konishiroku:  xlheads:  baikuken:  (via nobushoji)      Always awesome.prettyfoods:  (via thingsgohazy)  hay i know this from when I used to play Subeta. :0fuckyeahslightlyamusing:  (via icelandbob)  I really laughed way too hard at this. Also, I misspelled “too” 3 times.thefrogman:  But many cats have medical complications due to being obese. This is normal for cats of this size.  My best friend’s cat had diabetes. It died two years ago, but damn it was a hilarious cat. It had many names, including Buddha and Breadslice. I don’t think I ever knew which one was it’s real name. o_o;; I also think it had a foot fetish. It would always play with my toes….

http://lovegivesmehope.tumblr.com/

http://newageamazon.buzznet.com/user/journal/5271471/

quote-book:  (by nostalgicbliss)thefrogman:  (via afternoonsnoozebutton) “It looks like this cat…*puts on sunglasses* …ran out of lives.” YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!  Dear god lol.
Quoting from source: “It looks like this cat…*puts on sunglasses* …ran out of lives.”


http://www.debontherocks.com/2009/11/wherein-i-prove-i-know-everthing-about.html


Hope this kept you busy!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Books we lost to History that would have changed the world!!!

I got this from Bunnies dont write blogs check it out.

http://www.cracked.com/article/18368_7-books-we-lost-to-history-that-would-have-changed-world

OXXO

Mayeshah

I See You!!

I might be using my friend, Ordz, blog entries alot but I always get great stuff from her!! Like this one. Lessons from Avatar.Plus Avatar is a great movie (my opinion, if you hated it that is yours)and I found this part of it very refreshing.

Spiritual Lessons from the Na’vi

1. Seeds, trees, animals, insects, water, leaves are all part of the web of life. Everything is alive and conscious and interconnected.

2. It may be necessary to kill for food. A clean kill involves a respect and a ritual for any animal that gives itself to you for food and other uses.

3. Even vicious and seemingly violent animals have the right to protect their turf and participate in the dance of life.

4. Having a good heart and being fearless are part of being a warrior.

5. Signs are all around us in nature and in our own experiences: they are meant to be read and interpreted.

6. Using the power within us is the way of the sacred feminine.

7. A greeting is an act of engagement with another. Open and active presence is conveyed by the words “I see you.”

8. It is important to listen to the voices of the ancestors.

9. Everyone is born twice: once at birth and once again when he or she earns a place within the community.

10. Energy is pulsating in and through all forms of life.

11. Mother Earth doesn’t take sides; she protects only the balance of life.

12. Healing is an act of the community calling upon the divine.

13. Everyone needs to train in attunement to the spirit in nature.

14. The magical flights of the shaman invoke spirit helpers.

15. The world is a collaborative work in progress in which each individual in the tribe has something to contribute to the whole.

OXXO

Mayeshah

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Cool ppl!! Really didnt know hwo to name this!!

One of my friends from State College,Rox, has a blog and I have a tradition of going through every single blog that they have before following. But on the first page I found this song and I loved it So i am passing it on.



OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Say no to stretchmarks

I dont know bout all of you but i suffer from tons of stretch marks since i am a big girl. My weight has fluctuated from a little girl when i was a child then i blew up and was big up till 6-8th grade. Then i lost alot of weight in 8-9th grade then i grew into my curves in 10th 11th grade (aka 4th 5th form). Then I got a bit bigger in state college and now ... oh God Now.. I have blew up to the biggest I have ever been.

So I saw this girly and I wouldnt mind trying this one of these days.



OXXO

Mayeshah

Monday, January 11, 2010

a test!!



Seriously dont judge me!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!
This is not for public eyes!!! Oh what the hell ... I am doing a project and we kinda had to make a kinda sorta logo for a cafe so i did this so dont judge me for this. :P

Thank God we love each other

Thank GOD me and my siblings love each other. Not that I do anything like that and I would never do that to my sibs if they did do that. OMG

Revenge, Facebook Style: Brother 1, Sister 0
Article written by: Andre Sanchez
Posted on: December 22, 2009
I’ve been laughing for the past 3 minutes about this. SoJones family, if your sibling gets on your very last nerve and you have some juicy blackmail material on them, what do you do?
The picture below explains everything, but let me tell you what happened in short:
Chris hides beer in his bedroom (we assume he’s underaged). Sister snitches on him. “asian parents are [f*ing] strict” as he explains, and they subsequently ground him for three months.
Infuriated and looking to get back at his sister, Chris subsequently discovers her very graphically detailed notes entitled “My hook up list” which describes her goals and aspirations for getting down with 10 different individuals, some of whom are crossed off aka “mission accomplished”. So what does dear brother do with this scandalous material?
He of course scans and posts it on his Facebook account. Tags hella people on it, including named “targets” who quickly find and comment on.


the-letter.jpg

WOW!!!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Friday, January 8, 2010

Be yourself

Holy moley. I know everyone has been sayin this all the time but after trying to be the one who needs the attention. I grew to adopt other peoples personalities and likes and dislikes. I also would change myself to please people (dont be sayin oh that is not good be yourself, I heard it all before) but when my boo here said it and put it in this way it kinda makes me wonder who am I. Other than someone who needs attention. Loves the idea of art but not a big fan of it. Love rock and roll but can handle all music (except country). I love being hyper and different (my need for attention) and I love the idea and the concept of love. However I have always wanted to be a lil bit of everything, Goth, preppy, punk, emo(a lil different from goth), caribbean, european, asian (even though you guys are really tiny and I too big to look as cute as you guys do). I have always wanted to take a bit from everything but i never been able to. So maybe within these next few years I will find myself. Hell if I cant decide on who I am how am I gonna decide what kinda hotel I gonna operate.

But what Tyler here is saying is soo true. Sorry to all them ppl woh been telling me for years and i just wasnt getting it.



OXXO

Mayeshah

FOoodddd!!!!!

I saw this on my sis blog and I think it is smart to know the value of food that you take this into practice. Especially when you wanna be healthy (and slim) (but mostly healthy).



OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Da Dip song!!!

I know I am young and all and songs like this probably came out when i was a baby or before i was born. Hell maybe when i was a lil child. But it just popped in my mind and i had to look it up.



Here are the lyrics if you wanna sing along with it (like i have a tendency to do)

Da Dip Song by Nasty Freak

Intro:
This goes out to all the women in the world, especially her.
You know it don't even matter your age; it don't even matter your color.
Yo, fellas, I ain't forgettin' 'bout y'all.
This is for everybody who like to dance.



Just listen to what I'm sayin' and do it, and take a chance.

Chorus
I put my hand upon your hip, when I dip, you dip, we dip
You put your hand upon my hip, when you dip, I dip, we dip
I put my hand upon your hip, when I dip, you dip, we dip
You put yours, and I put mine, and we can dip down low and moan and grind!

Verse 1:
Just get on the floor like I said befo'
Y'all remember that "Down Low"!
Just put a little dip wit' it,
Now roll those hips wit' it
Pop it, push it, rock it, roll it
Can't control it? I'll come hold it
It's all in fun so take a chance
Just get on the floor and do that dance, y'all
I know you like this so, don't try to fight it
Turn around, baby, let me see you from the back
Yeah, I like it like that
Get up now, roll those hips,
Drop down, double-up on those dips
Freak Nasty wanna see,
Can y'all do this right here for me?

Chorus

Verse 2:
Back again with the second verse
It's all clean, so I'm not gonna curse
Droppin' bass like a bad habit
Love all women, 'cause I gotta have it
Comin' at y'all in stereo
I'm ridin' that thing like a rodeo
Hang on, baby, 'cause the ride is rough, and ...
[Don't stop till you get enough] {OOH!}
I got my girls in the front
Now a lady just bumpin' that rump
Raise it up, let me see that brown
Slap it, girl, make it jiggle around
Round and round that rump goes
Where it stop, yo, no one knows, yeah

Freak Nasty wanna see,
Can y'all do this right here for me?

Chorus

Well alright, y'all! If you ain't dippin', you must
be trippin'! If you ain't doin it Down Low, you gots
to go! To the people thats movin' slow to the
dance floor! Yo DJ! Pump it up some MO-O-O-O .....

Verse 3:
It's off to the show in a limo
Before the show, I gotta get that dough
Pay them girls what they're worth,
Slip that money under that skirt
Take it off, baby, let me see
You might get a lil' mo' lucci
G-string havin' oh so much fun
Playin' inside, between them buns
Shortie got it on like Marvin
Teasin' me and you know I'm starvin'!
Lick you up, then lick you down
I ain't finished; girl, turn around!
Lick you up and down your back
'Cause I'm that freak, I'm freaky like that!
Freak Nasty wanna see
Can y'all do this right here for me?

Chorus

Verse 4:
I'm settin' it off to another level
You're diggin' Freak Nasty without a shovel
This is my world; I'm just a squirrel
Tryin' to get a nut, so wassup?
Yo, DJ, when the party's getting slow
Join this jam on and watch that floor
Get taken over like in '94,
When I had the whole world gettin' Down Low
New Orleans born, ATL livin'
Freak Nasty's what I'm givin'
My juice is sweet like Georgia Peaches
women suck it up like leeches
Uh-huh, if you're so good,
You must admit you like this shhhhhhhhhh
Yeah, y'all know the song
So come on won't you sing it with me?

Outro (repeated till fade):
I put my hand upon your hip
When I dip you dip we dip
You put your hand upon my hip
When you dip I dip we dip


Before I came to RI my ma was telling me that Listerine is bad for your teeth so i decided to do a lil research of my own and maybe i will try one of them in the future.

This first one is called Britesmile Mouth Rinse
BriteSmile Mouthwash

BriteSmile Mouth Rinse is a great addition to the Brite Smile Professional Whitening Product line. This crystal-clear, alcohol-free rinse is specifically formulated for use to maintain your naturally white smile.

  • Clear formula - free from dyes and pigments that can stain teeth
  • Alcohol-free - mild on sensitive teeth and gums
  • Mint flavor - to help freshen your breath
The rest I will just put the bottles you can look them up if you are as concerned as I am!!
Aim Whitening Mouthwash AP-24 Fluoride Mouthwash BriteShots Dr. Fresh Firefly Mouthswoosh Anti-Cavity Mouth Rinse 16ozEco-DenT Ultimate Natural Daily Rinse - Spicy-Cool CinnamongoRinse Mouthwash To Go Elgydium Refreshing Mouthwash Oasis Mouthwash and Mouth Spray for Dry Mouth from Sensodyne Rembrandt Dazzling Fresh Mouthwash Tea Tree Therapy Mouthwash

I got all of these from this website! Hope this made you happy and made you think about what you cleaning your teeth with!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Thursday, January 7, 2010

DJ Earworm rocks

To be able to mix all these songs you have to be a true dj!!! 2009 all the way!!!



OXXO

Mayeshah

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

This is a great party song!!! :D



oxxo

Mayeshah!!

2 chicks fighting!!!



All i can say is well done!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

B and Gaga once more

I am hoping that this new song actually has a phone in the video when they make it!!! But I heard the original song and i wasnt really impressed but then i saw in the comments this version and I love it with the Drums.

Presenting Lady Gaga ft Beyonce (Jimmy drum cover)



Here is the original!



Ok the original isnt bad but I love the drum cover!!

OXXO

Mayeshah

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Christmas Eve

I have been trying to put up the pics and decided to just make a video about them.

Some of the pics were taken by Kimolisa my sis. The date on some of them are wrong and I had tried putting the pics in some kinda order so the ones at the end are exactly how we felt at the end of the evening!!



There is even a cameo by the one and only Kimolisa!!! :D

OXXO

Mayeshah

201st BLOG ENTRY!!!! Cont.

Hi again.

Well, It is 2010 aka Twenty Ten. And before 2010 came my doctor told me that because I was having swelling of the feet I have to lose weight. My body is not able to handle all the weight I have gained since I started uni. So I have been looking up information on losing weight and shit. I am going to try and lose 20 lbs by the end of uni. If more even better. I have been looking up ways on how to cook fish and I have settled with steaming and baking. :D So now i just have to buy the food. I have rice and pasta here in the dorm and I was told to cut them out so I kinda havent eaten anything for the day. So I am going to have to change that soon. But yea I came across this and found it interesting.

Losing Weight

By: Reader's Digest

Ten best tips for easy slimming down.

One of the best things you can do for your overall health is drop a few pounds. Or maybe more than a few pounds. Being overweight significantly increases your risk of heart disease, diabetes, stroke, high blood pressure, cancer... the list seems almost endless. Plus, if you do get sick or need surgery, being overweight can make any treatments riskier.

You know the drill when it comes to losing weight--take in fewer calories, burn more calories. But you also know that most diets and quick weight-loss plans have about as much substance as a politician's campaign pledges. You're better off finding several simple things you can do on a daily basis--along with following the cardinal rules of eating more vegetables and less fat and getting more physical activity. Together, they should send the scale numbers in the right direction: down.

1. Once a week, indulge in a highcalorie-tasting, but low-calorie, treat. This should help keep you from feeling deprived and binging on higher calorie foods. For instance:

* Lobster. Just 83 calories in 3 ounces.
* Shrimp. Just 60 calories in 12 large.
* Smoked salmon. Just 66 calories in two ounces. Sprinkle with capers for an even more elegant treat.
* Whipped cream. Just 8 calories in one tablespoon. Drop a dollop over a bowl of fresh fruit for dessert.


2. Treat high-calorie foods as jewels in the crown. Make a spoonful of ice cream the jewel and a bowl of fruit the crown. Cut down on the chips by pairing each bite with lots of chunky, filling fresh salsa, suggests Jeff Novick, director of nutrition at the Pritikin Longevity Center & Spa in Florida. Balance a little cheese with a lot of salad.

3. After breakfast, make water your primary drink. At breakfast, go ahead and drink orange juice. But throughout the rest of the day, focus on water instead of juice or soda. The average American consumes an extra 245 calories a day from soft drinks. That's nearly 90,000 calories a year--or 25 pounds! And research shows that despite the calories, sugary drinks don't trigger a sense of fullness the way that food does.

4. Carry a palm-size notebook everywhere you go for one week. Write down every single morsel that enters your lips--even water. Studies have found that people who maintain food diaries wind up eating about 15 percent less food than those who don't.

5. Buy a pedometer, clip it to your belt, and aim for an extra 1,000 steps a day. On average, sedentary people take only 2,000 to 3,000 steps a day. Adding 2,000 steps will help you maintain your current weight and stop gaining weight; adding more than that will help you lose weight.

6. Add 10 percent to the amount of daily calories you think you're eating, then adjust your eating habits accordingly. If you think you're consuming 1,700 calories a day and don't understand why you're not losing weight, add another 170 calories to your guesstimate. Chances are, the new number is more accurate.

7. Eat five or six small meals or snacks a day instead of three large meals. A 1999 South African study found that when men ate parts of their morning meal at intervals over five hours, they consumed almost 30 percent fewer calories at lunch than when they ate a single breakfast. Other studies show that even if you eat the same number of calories distributed this way, your body releases less insulin, which keeps blood sugar steady and helps control hunger.

8. Walk for 45 minutes a day. The reason we're suggesting 45 minutes instead of the typical 30 is that a Duke University study found that while 30 minutes of daily walking is enough to prevent weight gain in most relatively sedentary people, exercise beyond 30 minutes results in weight and fat loss. Burning an additional 300 calories a day with three miles of brisk walking (45 minutes should do it) could help you lose 30 pounds in a year without even changing how much you're eating.

9. Find an online weight-loss buddy. A University of Vermont study found that online weight-loss buddies help you keep the weight off. The researchers followed volunteers for 18 months. Those assigned to an Internet-based weight maintenance program sustained their weight loss better than those who met face-to-face in a support group.

10. Bring the color blue into your life more often. There's a good reason you won't see many fast-food restaurants decorated in blue: Believe it or not, the color blue functions as an appetite suppressant. So serve up dinner on blue plates, dress in blue while you eat, and cover your table with a blue tablecloth. Conversely, avoid red, yellow, and orange in your dining areas. Studies find they encourage eating.

This actually made me think. So I will be trying to exercise more I will keep you up to date with my progress and so forth by at least giving you a weekly update on my progress. Starting from next week hopefully there will be space in the fridge for me by then.

Oh and my Spongebob died. He wouldnt turn on and sparked which me and my roommate found as not good. So I have him to through out but i have just organized for him to be recycled. Because there are tons of chemicals in televisions that could fuck up the earth. SOOOOO Yea...


Oh the next entry will be the pics. Gosh tons of things!!!