Thursday, January 21, 2010

Guide to Sucking Cock by: Lucky T. Gutter

I found this very funny and just HAD TO REBLOG IT!!! I got it from Bunnies cant write blogs

Hello people today i’m going to teach you something that every bitch should learn and I mean bitch as in women in general not a derogatory term. Anyways rather your a hot chick or an ugly bitch you should learn how to suck a nice cock especially if you’re an ugly bitch because odds are that’s your only way to keep your guy satisfied. Ladies make sure you tie your hair back because some guys love to see it go in and ugly bitches make sure you wear a paper bag not plastic so you can live.

Step 1. Getting him hard.

Now for the ugly bitches you will probably have to give him a hand job until he is fully hard and also lick the head of the penis with your tongue a bit. The cute chicks will simply just need to perform a strip tease.

Step 2. Deepthroating.


Now this is something that mainly the ugly bitches so cute chicks go do your make up or something. Ok now ugly bitches what you do is you take it down slow and easy only going down a few inches at a time then pulling back off. You have to get your throat open and ready for the whole thing so taking to much can easily make you gag.

Step 3. Making Him Moan.

Now if you really want to hear how good you’re doing I advise you to really suck it and use your tongue a lot. Also jerking him off while you’re sucking him really pushes him to the point in a good way. That tongue can really make a man squeal.

Step 4. Extra Shit.

Now sometimes if you want it to go a little bit longer or you want to try some new things licking and sucking the balls can make him scream like a bitch. Now ugly bitches by this time your bag might be a bit soggy so tell him to lay back and switch bags while he’s not looking.


Step 5. The Money Shot.

By this time he should be really close if not then bitch you’re doing something wrong try again. If he is though then you should increase in speed and double up everything you’re doing and depending on where you want him to blow you either pull him out and just jerk him to finish or you just let him finish in your mouth and you better swallow that shit spitting is rude as fuck if i find out one of you bitches spit it out i’m going to beat you with a phone book.

Ok now take this and learn then try it on your guys and his friends peace out bitches!!! Reblog it so your friends can learn.

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

1 comment:

D. Psyko said...

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