Dear Readers

Do you know what is funnier than the commercial here:




The fact that this guy ... got arrested. For what you might want to know. For beating up a hooker, lol!! Not any normal hooker but a CANNIBAL HOOKER!!! Check it out:

ShamWow Guy Beats Up Cannibal Hooker

By Hamilton Nolan, 5:01 PM on Fri Mar 27 2009, 122,978 views

Vince Shlomi, best known as television's ShamWow! guy, was arrested in Miami last month. For beating up a prostitute. Who allegedly tried to bite his tongue out. Did you know that? Now you do.

The Smoking Gun got hold of the police report and Mr. Shlomi's mug shot, and as you can see, he didn't escape unscathed. But neither did she. The facts of the case, briefly, according to the police report:

• Shlomi meets Sasha Harris in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel.
• She propositions him for "straight sex." He pays her a thousand bucks in cash.
• He kisses her.
• She "bit his tongue and would not let go."
• He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go.
• He runs down to the hotel lobby.
• They both get arrested.

Sham. Wow.

OMG, What is this world coming to!! Jesus take the wheel!!

OXXO

Mayeshah

Random

Dear Readers,

I am going to warn you now that this blog is going to be a random. Therefore it might be quite longs since i will be jumping from topic to topic. ;)

Ok, I went to LONDON, for my Grandma's 50th Wedding Anniversary (yay i spelt it right).It was really good, I met new cousins I saw old cousins (not like old like in there 100s but like I met them before). I felt discriminated against by a family member because I black, I know it is weird. Plus I was the Paparazzi so I have to find a way to send them to people. GREEEAAAATT!! So I must admit I had fun. Then I came back up to Leeds to continue my mundane routine of doing nothing LOL AND uni work.

I have been feeling sick since this morning :( I have a throat situation which is disturbing me. But I will have to get over it by tomorrow because I have a group presentation tomorrow...fun! But I am pretty Happy about it because this is my last week of UNI before I go on Spring Break for 2 weeks yay!! Well Yea I will see how that works out.

Oh and last night I learned something NEW. The NATO PHONETIC ALPHABET. Hey did you ever notice that Alphabet kinda looks like the conjoining of the 2 first Greek Letters but they took the a off of Beta. Can you imagine they named it ALPHABETA.

Teacher: Today, class, we are going to revise our Alphabeta.
Student: Dang, our teacher is stupid!!! LOL

Yea but it is soo cool the NATO Phonetic Alphabeta (yes i am going to keep calling it alphabeta cause I CAN!!)

NATO Phonetic Alphabet

A - Alpha	K - Kilo	U - Uniform	0 - Zero
B - Bravo	L - Lima	V - Victor	1 - Wun (One)
C - Charlie	M - Mike	W - Whiskey	2 - Two
D - Delta	N - November	X - X-ray	3 - Tree (Three)
E - Echo	O - Oscar	Y - Yankee	4 - Fower (Four)
F - Foxtrot	P - Papa	Z - Zulu	5 - Fife (Five)
G - Golf	Q - Quebec		6 - Six
H - Hotel	R - Romeo	. - decimal (point)	7 - Seven
I - India	S - Sierra	. - (full) stop	8 - Ait (Eight)
J - Juliet	T - Tango		9 - Niner (Nine)

"SOOOO I was like walking doing the street and some guy like came up to me and like told me "Hotel Echo Yankee Sierra Echo X-ray Yankee" and i was like omg he is like weird"

Total dumb blonde moment. Noooo Not all blondes are dumb but there are a great number of them and then there are those times when a blonde would just have a dumb blonde moment. Yeaa!!!

Last night I also noticed that when I am around my people I am more likely to show my true colours than if i am with people I hardly know. Damn Introvertedness! Yea like I was talkin with some of my ppl (CCN) and I was like oooohhh I am more Perverted when i am with them than if i am with people in uni. Well I know that CN knows that I am uber perverted but i just made the extra C know hahahahaha Cause I am bad like that!!!
Well not reallly but who cares. I am psycho. Welll i try to be. Dont ask me why. My aim for next fall is to let the people I hange with in uni know my true perverted colours and if they dont like it they could go and suck Michael Jacksons left nut (cause i think he reserves the right ones for Neverland. lol)

And I was also talkin to this guy that i met throught my sis (v.m) and he was asking me why do I keep saying that I am not pretty. and I know the answer may be lame but it is easier to think of it like this.

Most of the people who are satisfies or think they are uber cute and stuff are normally stuck up and tend to follow the crowds and try to stay on top of fashions and so on. Plus when you are satisfied with yourself you allow yourself to accept what you have for what it is and allow it to go its own way. I tried the task of accepting myself for who I was and I gained ... 20+ pounds which landed right on my gut! So now I have f**kin lovehandles and beginning to form a f**kin hang gut. So I went back to my happy place of Hating myself and lookin at myself like I am some freak on the face of the earth in order to force myself to work on my self image. How can you love yourself if you dont feel comfortable about how you look. Therefore if you hate how you look you just keep working on yourself until you feel comfortable and then you can find a different thing to hate about yourself. This is a long going process and It can take decade maybe centuries (if you life that long) to complete.

Yea I know I am a lamo freak to even think like that but I have read somewhere (dont ask me where) that the motivation to do stuff that is good for you is to hate everything about yourself.
PLUS it is easier to hate on yourself than to be some arrogant bitch ass who everyone grows to hate because you are toooo arrogant!!

Oh and I learnt that the internet is not always good when it comes to purchasing. I tried to buy some tickets to 3 plays in the month of April and it didnt take my credit card but it would have charged my card ... 50 GBP. When I went to the Theatre to purchase my tickets it was only 32 GBP. OH and on the topic of purchasing and not knowing what ur doing. I bought a ticket to go to London for 112 GBP then the same day of my trip I found out that I could have paid 29 GBP . Do you know how HOT i was (i tryin to use C's vocab lol)

OK If you reach this far you really are interested in what I got to say or really bored and have nothing else to do. I hope it is the first one. Well I am going to either clean my room or read or some crap (maybe watch a movie)

OHHHH I Heardthat the movie with Nicholas Cage isnt worth shit or your money sooo if anything try watching "Knowing" for free and make your own judgements!! LOVE YALL

OXxo

Mayeshah

Train

hey my dearst readers,

I am just hailin u up from the national express train to London from Leeds. OMG.I feel good. Yes, weellll the train got wireless and the view outside is gorgeous. If only you were able to see it. The sun had just set and everything soo yea :) i will ttyl


OXxo

Mayeshah

Gummi Bears and

Dear Readers,

Guess what I FOUND!!! OMG. IT IS THE GUMMI BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow,I loved this thing soooo much!!!! omg I just finish watchin episode 1 and 2. Man, this brought back soooo much memories. See while the early 80s babies they watched Thundercats and so forth, We late 80s babies watched GUMMI BEARS and Tale Spin. Hell I even remember Under the Umbrella Tree ( which makes me add "ie to the end of every animal - iggie.) The lady is Holly and there was Iggy, Jacob, and Gloria. Holy Crap.. now lookin at it, that was a really lame ass show. omg.

As a child you dont realize how lame stuff tend to be like how my sister said she looked back and noticed Thundercats was realllyyy lame. But as a child you never linked shows to things that you know about outside of TV. I only noticed after watching this episode the relationship between these gummi bears and the candy gummi bears. Now i feel sooo bad that I used to bite of the head and limbs of the candy and then collect the bodies to eat later. well here is the first episode of GUMMI BEARS and the intro for Under the Umbrella Tree. Enjoy

OXXO

Mayeshah

Teachers and Students

Dear Readers,

I was just thinking what is the big deal if a teacher goes out with a student. LOL. that does sound weird but, yea. If a gal (17) goes out with a guy (24) who is her teacher, what is sooo bad about that? Or if a guy (16) goes out with a gal (34) who is a teacher. It happens outside of school already where a 20+ year old girl would date a 60+ year old man. So what makes it any different if they are teacher and student. The legal age of consent is 16 so unless they raise it to 21 which i bet they wont it is pretty legal. Tell me what you think.

OXXO

Mayeshah

Weight

Dear Readers,

It was a topic that was going to be addressed sooner or later, so I decided sooner. I am a girl who never found her body appealing because I have been a big girl since .... I stopped Dance Class (5-6 y/o). So I have been big for as long as I can remember. However, most of my close friends (including my sis (yes, you.) has been slim, skinny or even curvy in just the right places. However whenever I end up curvy in the right places I want to lose more, and when i gain i notice that i was curvy in the right places (me and my daft self). Well I shall inform you on all the different techniques I have subjected myself too and have thought twice, three times even ten times about getting. The are not in order so dont worry.

1. Ab Roller - I was becoming a big girl and my mom had gotten the ab roller, dunno if it was for me or for the whole family but it was boring and it was hardly used.


2. Barrow's Gym - I was becoming a teen and I hated myself so I noticed my brother was going to the gym so I wanted to go with him, because I was a big girl (not fat but big for my age) they allowed me to join was part of it for a long while.

3. Starvation - This worked alot but I have to admit it isnt healthy, but shit i would do it again.

4. Walking - I went walking with Hilary (my neighbor) around the neighborhood at early blasted hours of the friggin day. But I lost more weight because my stavation was still in effect.

5. Slim in 6 - My mom didnt want to walk and she had gotten some Cassettes Slim in 6 and we only did the first tape (out of 6) but for 2 weeks instead of going on to the second tape.

6. Paradise Gym - Then Dad wanted to join the exercise wagon and so we decided to do the gym (oh yea I was still starvin) So I think that was the slimmest I was in a long long long time. Only to realize that my mom didnt like me being soo slim.

7. Sensual Secret - Becuase Uni was a bitch and instead of the "Freshman 15" I friggin gained the "Freshman 40" Stupid JWU. So I saw an Infomercial (TV = BAD) and decided hmm why not try it. It was exercising without moving just tightening ur muscles and making ur muscles work against each other. Talk about RETARDED.and they say college students are smart.

8. Bust Reducer - This was some kinda Pull thing that suppose to strengthen the muscles under your breast and make your breast more firm (stupid peice of shit wasnt even!! so i was pulling and one arm was already out while the other arm was still pulling)

9. Dance Class - I had gone to Ball Room Dancing in high school for my ball and then mom and I and eventually my sis started ( now I vow not to go back since the instructor told me it is best I lose some weight)

10 Acaiberry - It is the newest thing on the market, JLo uses it and a whole bunch of other fuckers who got money and got fuckin trainers to make them look fuckin sexy ....... breathe..... ok yes, I still have it and using it but i am mixing it with one of the above (for me to know and u to read my other blogs).


11 Some other diet pill - When we got the Slim in 6 we had gotten another fat burnin pill but i could give a damn about the name right now

12. Stairmaster - Dad had bought a stairmaster, I dont like working out at home so i dont use it. It eventually mashed up.


13 Elliptical -Dad bought another machine - the elliptical I not gonna use that shit either.

14 Tae Bo - Dont even know when I did this but I hated him, I wanted him to Die, and get fucked in the ass (who knows maybe he was) But He was the hell under me so we eventually stopped using him.

15 Buns/Abs of Steel - This is the first exercise video I have ever encountered.


16. Work Out - That is the new work out video I am planning on trying

17. Working out on my own (because I was haunted i would do leg ups while watching tv and bridges)

18. Corsets - This thing made my skin look like some kinda dead hairless animal right after I took it off. But then after awhile it was fuckin with my circulation. So i had to stop wearing it.

19. Some kinda cream to remove the fat from your stomach

20. Heat Belt it is suppose to melt the fat right off of your stomach, as if.

21. Vibrating belt - suppose to vibrate the fat off of your stomach. The shit ppl would buy.

22. This piece of shit that you are about to watch (you better watch it) that in one week you see results. BULLSHIT!!! I give up. I fucking give up.




There are a few more but I just cant remember. So as I said I give the fuck up. I will just do what I gotta do to lose the weight or just go and live over in China with my pal, and say fuck it. Life is short, I hate my body and I will find a way to get to my "NEW" goal weight (180-170) Fuck 150. Fuck 140. I am never going to be that weight unless I die. So as before.

OXXO

Mayeshah

Opportunities

Dear Readers,

I just watched a video on my sister's blog and it hit me that girls like me ... ok most black people that i have encountered, would not want to encounter a situation like this. I would love to go out feeling confident about myself and not over think a situation.

It happens to people around me to the point where one of my friends up here that I went to Ireland with for St. Patty's Day had made out with a Irish dude. Is it a situation that black people see these acts of free spiritedness as being reckless and stupid or they just never think about it. But I think about it all the time. Does that make me strange (well of course i am strange)or just too over exposed to the world? My word.. It could also be a situation that I am soo low self esteemed that I just dont do anything that would make me happy. However, enjoy the video.

OXXO

Mayeshah



Notte Sento (English subtitles) from napdan on Vimeo.

Gay Guys

Dear Readers,

Yes I do not have a life beyond the internet. The internet is my best friend (sooooo not true) but it teaches me stuff that I would not find out on my own. But this time I found something that I find very hot and other people would say I am tttttttttooooooo tolerant of : Gay Guys Kissin!!! I dont know whyy but it is sooo cool. and of course I have a video because I am lame like that. Enjoy!

OXXO

Mayeshah

WARNING: Do not watch if you do not like the song by Katie Perry, if you dont like seeing people kissing, or if you dont like seeing gay guys.

P.S. you have been warned.

Gay Bear

Dear Readers,

I was on my babes website (bscott.com) and I fell upon this video and I just cant get my mind around it. Help a sista out.

OXXO

Mayeshah

Why guys should chase girls

Dear Readers,

I was going through my subscriptions on youtube (approx. 51) and came across 3 videos that caught my eye. When I went through them I noticed this cat got a point. So I decided to just share it with you and hope that you benefit from it ;)

OXXO

Mayeshah

Regression

Dear Readers,

I must admit the body has nothing on the brain. If you believe on something long enough then it will happen. Strangely I was just so unsatisfied with how i looked and felt, so i was sayin I will lose weight no matter what. So slowly but surely I had regressed into my old 15 y/o mind set (in the eating department not the smartness) and I have been eating less and less to the point where I would eat one small thing in one day. I have also been craving something that I havent had in a long time: cheese sandwich on toast and only drinking water. When I was 15 my eating habits were so shit that my body just fed off of itself. It isnt that bad if you have lots of fat for it to feed off of. Then I started to exercise and I got real slim (well as slim as my body would allow). I also would watch all kinda shows on mtv such as Daria and Beavis and Butthead, which I have started watchin again on youtube (thank God for youtube). So I believe that if a regression or your mind is telling you to do something (or you convince your mind to do something) then it will override all physical restraints and allow you to do what you please. Well, my aim has been partially reached. We will see how it goes later down.

OXXO

Mayeshah!

Confidence and Travelling

Dear Readers,

I have been thinking about these 2 topics for a long time because one of them I dont have and the other one I cant do too much because I dont have any money of my own :(! However, both of them shapes how a person reacts to others and themselves. Confidence makes you satisfied and happy with how u are presently, while traveling opens your mind to all kind of different things around the world. This video is something that should be watched on a regular basis just to feel better about themselves.

And invest in one or more of these:



























This would help you love yourself even more and accept yourself for who you are.

Since I have been in Leeds, England I have met people from all over the world (such as Sri Lanka, Germany, Norway, Nigeria, Sweden, France, Mexico, USA, UK, Australia, and various caribbean countries such as Trinidad and Barbados). These allows me to sort through the stereotypes of the countries and the truth and that way you will know weather or not if you like them or not. One of my closest friends up here is a girl from Norway and I met some more of her Norweigen friends and I have made up my mind that they are a group of people that I feel comfortable around. My only regret is that my ability to go to their own countries to see how people in their natural environment would behave. However, when I graduate and get a job I will aim to do this. Since now I have friends from these places I will also have more of a reason to go traveling. However I have travelled a bit since I have come here to Wales, Ireland and other parts of England (York and London).

My predictions on Wales is that it is a nice area to live but see me and live with me are 2 different things. This is one of the cute small towns that I have visited and I was in love.




























The next place I went to was York, that place was full of history and I found it as a nice place to just visit once in a while. The people were pretty nice :)
Then the place that I loved EVEN more was DUBLIN, IRELAND!!! OMG talk about a great place. Maybe because It was St. Patty's day and ppl were laughin that the lot of us in our GREEN!! But everyone was soo nice over there. The only negative over there is it is more of a living destination that a visiting destination (unless you are filthy rich).
The next places I am hoping to go to is Scotland and Bath(England).

B&B (show)

Dear Readers,

I was just talkin to one of my girls and I told her I needed me some TP. However, that terminology was not recognized by her and I noticed that only if you were a fan of Beavis and Butthead that term would be easier to look up. Then I informed her that it means Toilet Paper. Strangely I couldnt get the episode of B&B out of my mind "My name is Cornholio, I need TP for my BongHole!!" Below is the link for a clip of this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yW_sIKBfIk

Then I started to think of another show that I had gotten addicted to: DARIA!!!

Phobias

Dear Reader,

I am having a dilemma with my phobias or at least my pet peeves. They are stopping me from enjoying myself in social situations. There is one that stops me from going to clubs with people, one that stops me from going to parades and a few more that I might talk about in this or in a different blog.

The one that stops me from going to clubs with people is my phobia of being left out. If 2 girls go to the club(me and another girl) it isnt that bad because there is no one else to focus on. But if it is 3 or more there is a great likeliness that one of them might be in the position that they are out of the group. My pet peeve is having someone turn their back to me. It kinda sets my blood ablaze. So if 3 of us go to the club and the other 2 girls are turned to each other and one has their back to me I feel very upset and would prefer to leave. If it is with a larger group, like in Ireland we went to this club and there was 8 of us and this one girl (i am not sure if it was purposely or not) ALWAYS had her back to me and that caused me to be out of the circle. If she had slightly turned 90degrees my direction we would all be dancing in a circle. Therefore I always ended up outside of the group like a spectator and one of the individuals kept trying to get me to join the group, but the situation kept happening. It doesnt only fall into the category of the club,it could be any social environment I hate having someone's back (or even back of the head) turned to me.

The phobia that I have that stops me from going to parades is the loosing people before or after the parade, the tight squeezing trying to get out and the inability to see because everyone wants either video footage or a picture or for their (f**kin) kids to see (on their f**kin shoulders). I would understand that you might want a video of one or 2 situations, but a video of every section now that is ridiculous. Plus the pictures would not help much for the other people because the will miss out on the experience of the electricity in the air and the actual registering of what you are seeing into pure excitement. The kids should have a separate area to sit on their parents shoulders so that they dont block the view of MANY others. Because what parents dont know is that if you lost your friends umptine times and have to be squeezed between some Pakistani lookin man and some tall chick from Spain and an older lady, it will run through your mind to push that kid off of you just to get a view. And with all the killing around the place you can tell peoples tolerance levels are lowered and they cant stand shit!! The squeezing is bearable if it is a bunch of people that moving as one main force but when these bitches trying to get in front when you cant move and then they just end up 2 people ahead of you, it kinda triggers that part of you brain that controls your road rage when people overtake you just to be 2 cars ahead of you. Then you get really rahtid. The losing of people before and after the parade is a situation that some of the people you might be with might be one of them that passing through and then end up 2 ppl ahead of others. So you loose them completely.

I also have a situation with hypocrites (one of the main reasons that the church is not for me). I noticed that my dad has a low tolerance for disrespect which is understandable and once you respect him he will respect you (as much as he can). However, I have a low tolerance for hypocrites, I know no one is perfect, but damn man, dont be talking shit about something, then go and do that same thing that you talkin shit bout the that is soo unnecessary.

Here is a vid that gives the definition of a hypocrite by "my trusty HotforWords"


OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Dublin Trip!!!

Dear Readers,

I had just came back from going to Dublin, Ireland. IT was GREAT!!! I went on Monday the 16th and came back Tonite! There was lots of drama where people who see each other very often starts to grind each others gears. But other than that it was great,St Patty's day was the best. I had also noticed my phobias (next topic after a more in depth version of this)and all kinda stuff. So i will have to work on those and see if i can get anything fixed up! Well I am sooo effing sleepy that I am going to end this blog. The next blog will have pics and everything. so when I have time I will write you!!

OXXO

Mayeshah

Cruelty to Vegetables

Dear Readers,

After watching the video above, I realized I am against PETA, PETV or any of those organizations. Ok, not entirely. PETA is against Cruelty to Animals which is what those big corporations are doing like caging thousands of chickens or cattle in order to be slaughtered in the most inhuman way as possible. But then if you check out the channel for PETA (http://www.youtube.com/user/officialpeta?blend=1&ob=4) you can understand that people are just treating animals cruelly. Here is a video about people killing animals for their fur. How I see it, if it was in the older days when everyone were nomads and they killed an animal and used its meat for food, its bones and skin for weapons and clothing. But this way is just for profits and is very cruel.



Now, PETV, that makes no Mofo senses, there is no cruelty to vegetables because they are grown (like animals) and then reaped (meaning they are killed right there) so there is no cruelty stage. The PETA are not against the eating of meat they are against how they accomplish getting the meat for consumer consumption. My word, if you go to the youtube site with the cruelty to vegetables video and see the amount of people that saying they agree, it just proves the amount of stupid people out there, and yes i say STUPID PEOPLE because there are alot of them!!

OXXO

Daytime Television

Dear Readers,

I know you are probably thinking, stop posting shit like this and post the erotic story. But I just havent decided which memory to use as yet! I was just watching an episode from Rickie Lake that makes you believe that once you love yourself you should not care what the hell other people think about you. In that episode 5 drag queens are presented, but they are not criticized because of what they do. They are criticized because of how they look. These individuals are 300lbs and over, going up to 500lb.

I am a woman (yes i have accepted the fact that i am a woman, no longer a girl) that isnt small in size but I am sure under 250 lb. However I dont see myself as how i want to be, therefore i will aim for what I want to look like. However these gals are big they are beautiful and they love who they are. They have faced ridicule and have built up defensed (verbal and mental) against those who oppose what they look like and what they do.

This is another reason you gotta love daytime television as well, you see what is going on world wide and can make up your mind either to be for or against it. As a big girl I am for what they look like, as a lover of drags (eg. Rupaul) i love what they do, and as a lover of people who love who they are, I respect them even more. Hell if it wasnt for Ricky Lake I wouldnt knw that ppl were against these gals. Just like if it wasnt for Jerry Springer I wouldnt knw that there was so much ignorant ghetto, trashy, retarded ppl in the world!!! But yea below are the Youtube videos of the episode!! Enjoy

OXXO

Mayeshah

Movies

Dear Readers,

I was going through my sister's blog and saw this and was like this looks interesting.So i did it and was kinda shocked at the results compared to hers. And to make it worst I am going to look up those other movies that i didnt watch and watch them so if I did this again like in next month I would have added like 50% more movies under my belt. This is on my facebook so if u read it already you dont have to read it now!!

OXXO

Mayeshah

If you've seen over 85 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 244 films on this list. Copy this list, go to your own facebook account, paste this as a note. Then, put x's next to the films you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun.

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show (Watched it in my early teens, wasn't really impressed)
(x) Grease (Cool songs)
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
(x) Pirates of the Carribbean 3: At World's End (I'm ashamed to say I didn't know this existed)
( ) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch(the one with ben stiller? yeah)
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane
Total:8

(x) The Princess Bride
(x) Anchorman
( ) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
(x) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
(x) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far:16

(x) Scream
( ) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
( ) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
(x) American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 22

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3 (can't watch it till I see Harry Potter 2)
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil 1
(x) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
( ) The Village (Started to watch it, but got bored)
(X) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far:30

(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
( ) Signs
(x) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(x) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
(x) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
( ) Robots
Total so far:36

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents (I didn't find it funny)
(x) Meet the Fockers
(x) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
( ) KING KONG
Total so far: 43

(x) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal (Adorable)
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
(x) Passport to Paris
( ) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
(x) Halloween
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2 (too scared to watch the second one)
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber
Total so far: 52

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
(x) The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 57

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
(x) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
(x) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
(x) Coach Carter
(x) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 65

(x) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
(x) Lucky Number Slevin
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Ocean's Thirteen
(x) Bourne Identity (I liked the lead character)
(x) Bourne Supremecy
(x) Bourne Ultimatum
( ) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total so far: 77

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
( ) ET
(x) Children of the Corn
( ) My Bosses Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
Total so far:93

( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks)
(x) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3
Total so far:103

(x) X-Men
( ) X-2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
(x) Cruel Intentions
(x) Cruel Intentions 2
(x) The Hot ChicK
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
(x) Shrek 3
Total so far: 115

(x) Swimfan
( )Miracle on 34th street
( ) Old School
(x) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
(x) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old Virgin
total so far:119

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
( ) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
( ) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
( ) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far:122

( ) Baseketball
( ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
( ) Elf
( ) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Three
Total so Far: 122

( ) The Jacket
(x) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer (Still want to watch it)
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
( ) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(x) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard
Total so far: 126

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
( ) Hulk (I forced myself to watch it and was still disappointed)
( ) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
( ) 28 days later
( ) 28 weeks later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
( ) Waterworld (I'm very embarrased to admit it)
Total so far: 128

(x) Kill Bill vol 1 (This is my favourite movie)
(x) Kill Bill vol 2 (Liked it, but liked the vol. 1 more)
(x) Mortal Kombat (It wasn't bad for when it was made)
( ) Wolf Creek
( ) Kingdom of Heaven
( ) the Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Army of Darkness
Total so far: 131

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
( ) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones (got bored after the first Prequel)
( ) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
( ) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
( ) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
( ) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 132

(x) The Matrix (introduced a new way of thinking)
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
(x) Animatrix
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
(x) Team America: World Police
( ) Red Dragon
( ) Silence of the Lambs (Mad!!
( ) Hannibal
Total: 137


HOLY CRAP!!! And that doesnt include all the other movies i have watched like the recent ones. 137 out of 244. that is more than HALF shit!!!

Stories

Dear Readers,

I had gotten a request for erotic stories and today I was thinking about it. Then my mind drifted to something 2 of my friends did in the first year of high school. They used to make up stories with all kind of imaginary people and places and just keep it running for weeks and months. I am not sure if I would do it like that but I would use experiences in my life and OVER-EXAGGERATE alot just so that I would know what was exaggerated on and you to enjoy the story. IT WILL COME EVENTUALLY!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah

Human Beings

Dear Readers,

I was by one of my friends last night and we were drinking and eating Nachos and just Talking!!! It was one of the most nostalgic feelings I have had in a long long time!! Just chilling with a friend, sharing experiences, friends experiences, ideas, family stories, even men and relationships. Just every thing under the sun, and then a topic came up that made me think. Why do humans have to label people stuff like sluts, hoes, dutty foot and so on.
If a girl sleeps around with all kinda guys (and girls)she is labeled a slut or a hoe. Yes, we know that Humans have sex for Pleasure, but so do Dolphins and they dont call each other sluts and hoes!!!(well i dont think they do). But it is just so sad that humans have to degrade each other just to feel good about themselves. If it is wrong then they will pay their consequence later in life (or afterlife). But it doesnt give people reason to call each other such stuff. As I told a friend "Haters will hate" and all you can say is "Hi hater, bye hater, you see me, hi hater" and "Hate on me Hater,now or later, cause i am going to do me".

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

I dont matter

Dear Readers,

I was just watching the video below and it makes me think that I really dont matter, just like the ants on the ground dont matter. It reminded me of the movie with Jet Li (i think) "The One" where there are billions of milky ways in the Universe and each Milky Way contains the same people. However in the movie they try to kill the other identicals in the other Milky Ways. But Can you imagine there is another person in the universe that looks exactly like you but is doing other stuff or have different beliefs. However that would be really hard to believe since the composition of both of my parents made me and in another Milky Way the individuals who would be my parents might not meet or may not even have been born. GOOD LORD. That is Mad Crazy!!! Ok This was just a random thought so :D

OXXO,

Mayeshah

Deja Vu

Dear Readers,

I have a mental situation (yes that makes me sound like i am uber crazy) where I would listen to music or watch a movie and would feel like I am in that life style. Ex. I would be listening to Jill Scott and I would feel like I am one of those chicks in ATL or something. I know that is uber crazy but that is how I roll and I have noticed I am almost running out of situations. Like I have had my deja vu situation on Sunday of being in a park while they are playing football (soccer for American readers) and people with their dogs just milling around. It was like something out of an Olsen twins movie or a backpackers movie. Now I have a strange feeling that if I have an ATL deja vu I will have to watch more movies or listen to different Genres of music. But that was such a good feeling and if I was by myself I would have sat down and enjoyed the feeling but I didnt have all that free time on MY hands. SOOOO I enjoyed the lil feeling and moved on! Yea I just had to say that because it just crossed my mind. So the next time I get that feeling which might be soon because I decided to make my first LONE trek into the city and I felt like one of those girls who would be in a movie when they are in Manhatten, like the Devil Wears Prada. But yea, next time I will see if I can take a pic of the area and pair it with its corresponding movie or song.

OXXO,

Mayeshah

The past .... few days!!

Dear Reader,

During the past few days I have been bombarded with a whole ton of different emotions, from anger to disappointment to sadness to excitement. I went to Wales recently with the American Exchange girls, through the Dontbeatourist group. It was great. We had seen an authentic Castle, climbed a mountain, climbed more hills to reach to the tallest waterfalls in Leeds (if not England), seen TONS OF SHEEP (also seeing and learning about 11 out of 70 different breeds of sheep), as well as went to the town with the longest name ever (Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch try and pronounce that baby.) It was a great trip however I don't have a lot of pics which is a bummer, But I will get some as soon as I stop being lazy and steal some (hehehe).

I have also met one of the most Gorgeous women in the world. Not only is she Gorgeous on the outside (really pretty) but she has the best personality in the world. She is just great and I went out to a birthday celebration at a club called the Birdcage. It was Girls Night Out 2. That was the most women I saw in one place in a long time. The only disappointing part of the show was there were only 4 guys, 2 body builders and 2 strippers but it was GREAT never the less. Met new people and everyone was just so lovely!!

So that is basically what i have been up to lately. Hopefully there will be more conquests around England and around Leeds with great people :D

OXXO,

Mayeshah