Monday, March 30, 2009

Dear Readers

Do you know what is funnier than the commercial here:




The fact that this guy ... got arrested. For what you might want to know. For beating up a hooker, lol!! Not any normal hooker but a CANNIBAL HOOKER!!! Check it out:

ShamWow Guy Beats Up Cannibal Hooker

Vince Shlomi, best known as television's ShamWow! guy, was arrested in Miami last month. For beating up a prostitute. Who allegedly tried to bite his tongue out. Did you know that? Now you do.

The Smoking Gun got hold of the police report
and Mr. Shlomi's mug shot, and as you can see, he didn't escape unscathed. But neither did she. The facts of the case, briefly, according to the police report:

  • Shlomi meets Sasha Harris in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel.
  • She propositions him for "straight sex." He pays her a thousand bucks in cash.
  • He kisses her.
  • She "bit his tongue and would not let go."
  • He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go.
  • He runs down to the hotel lobby.
  • They both get arrested.
Sham. Wow.



OMG, What is this world coming to!! Jesus take the wheel!!

OXXO

Mayeshah


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