Saturday, June 20, 2009

Conspiracy Theories 268: 1st edition

Dear Readers,

I am trying to spread this dudes wisdom worldwide right now. The author of this article is Arlan "Weasel" Henry. I know that with facebook not everyone can access other peoples notes so I copied and pasted it here for you to read. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!!!

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-WeASeY-

Anyways, here's a brief introductory...

Have you ever had a Eureaka moment???

It's 4 am and you were just going about your business, semi-occupied, coming down off the high of multiple beers and mosquito bites as your clothes just loose the cold effect from the soaking you got at devil's bridge and you've just dropped off the last person before it's your turn to go home after hunting crabs and wilks all night...

...then out of the blue, you see a man walking around by himself and wonder to yourself, "A he a da raper man???"

Which then leads to a further train of thought... "How the fuck awe cyaan catch the raperman yet???"

Which led to conversation, with the other sleepy geniuses in the vehicle who decided it was better to have a discussion than to fall asleep behind the wheel. Trust me, these all nighters fuck with your perception because I saw a car parked up in front of the yard of this girl I was seeing, and didn't want to look but i did anyways and coulda sworn i saw her coming out the car. (It wasn't her)

This discussion led to this note... so without further adue:

Conspiracy Theories 268: The 'Rapa-Man'!

So here are some of the things we know:


* This has been going on for damn well nearly 2 years or more with a body count(victim count) of over 30,40 somewhere about (maybe more... fuck it... I'm too lazy to dig in and research)


* The Perp(s) is/are obviously meticulous and carry out their plan perfectly.

1. They obviously stake out their victim (either that or they were just extremely lucky).


Break and enter cleanly, probably putting everyone to sleep by spraying 'ether' into the house (which is a popular theory).

2. They come prepared ie; Condom already on, weapon drawn (usually a pistol), facemask, camouflage clothing, maybe lube.


3. They rape the victim(s) without much hint of resistance from the victim. Some of the reports indicate that the rape is usually accompanied by a beating, the worst that I can recall from memory was a case in Jennings where the victim was pistol whipped and lost a few teeth, busted head and what not along with the other emotional trauma.


4. They leave, escape clean, normally leaving behind a block by the window (Probably a final 'fuck you' to investigators). There was an instance where the police actually gave chase... AND LOST THE PERP!!!


5. We read about it in the papers.


6. These acts normally happen around foreday morning (between midnight and moments before the sky starts turning blue)


7. Although all of the acts have been srpead out across the country, the perp(s) has/have been terrorizing between Belmont, Golden Grove, and Jennings/Bolans all en route Via All Saints Road, American Road/Bendals Road, Whenner Road and Kentish Road.



* After reading about the rape in the papers, everyone is on alert. A wave of paranoia hits us all, and all for a good reason too. Women are getting raped and assualted right in the comfort of their own homes and the perp(s) is/are escaping scott-free and disappearing without a trace, leaving them an open window to strike again.


* The legend of the 'Rapa-man' begins. MASS HYSTERIA followed by an increase in ratings for the media companies (namely the papers,like the Observer and the Sun!) and after TWO YEARS we are still CLUELESS!



So what now...

Now we are left with many questions. Firstly:


1.
Is this the work of ONE MAN or A GROUP EFFORT???


It's hard to believe that ONE MAN would have the time and energy to plan out these attacks and then execute them with such precision that he gets away scott-free each time. Do you really know how much planning that would take. To stake out the vic. Know when she's home, when she's alone, when no man is in the house, etc... That'd be like a FULL-TIME JOB. Someone would have to notice him right?

A GROUP working in unison is a more plausible theory. Multiple perps, alternating the roles, some attacking, some doing recon, same MO (Modus Operandum... Yes... I may be watching a lil bit too much CSI).

Or were we dealing with a bunch of opportunists? Copycats who decided, "Why not go and Rape two woman since dem cyaan catch arwe?"

All they had to do was read the newspapers to get the details about the perps profile and follow suit.


2.
Why is it that we still have NO SUSPECTS???


I mean, YES. We have to give him/them props for not getting caught and not leaving any traceable eveidence behind... BUT Let's look at other cases.

When we were having constant shootouts and people were dying left right and center, our PM made an address stating that they were just gangsters killing out themselves. Fine. Not many arrests were made but the man on the streets knows who did the shootings. Take a walk round the 'ghetto' and everybody knows but I guess they were doing society a favor right. Point is... PEOPLE KNOW!

When the tourists were killed up at Coco's, how long did it take before the perps were found, arrested, charged and sentenced??? NOT THAT FUCKING LONG!!!

When the captain was shot to death in English Harbour, how long did it take for the same??? NOT FUCKING LONG!!!

I could approach this from a racial standpoint, "Oh... Only when suddin happen to white people arwe get serious!"

Well that would seem so but the perps were caught because they all made flaws.

They left a trail and they bragged to appease their egos. FINE! They were sloppy, they spoke to someone. PEOPLE KNEW!!


SO HOW COME NOBODY KNOW BOUT THIS DYAAM 'RAPA-MAN'???

Doesn't he brag about his doings? Don't they Brag??? Yuh really mean to tell me NOBODY KNOW NUTTIN... AFTER TWO FRIGGIN YEARS????


3.
How come we don't know the victims?


Ok... this may sound like a very very very DUMB/ CHUPIT/ DUNCE question. Fine. It may well be.

Due to the delicate nature of these crimes, anonymity of the victim is a priority. Of course the women aren't gonna want their business out on the street. "Hey a me get rape off last week!" Nah! None of them are gonna want that kinda publicity so these parts of the stories aren't usually heard.

But lets get REAL for a moment. THIS IS ANTIGUA!!! EVERYBODY KNOWS EVERYBODY'S BUSINESS!!!

We know who cyaan go in for Carnival queen because she:


1. Teef;

2. Whore;

3. Homosexual;

4. Has an STD (Which is the new style nowadays with these youngsters that we have round the place)



We know who's gay, who likes school girls, who's marriage isn't working, who owes the bank for their house, who sells drugs, who is an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT.

We know everything basically about each other and when we don't know we make it our business to find out, for example:

Scenario:
There's a pretty young girl in the office. Very attractive but very simple and humble. But we're Antiguan and we know nothing about her and we won't be satisfied until we run our own investigation. We wanna know who's she's fucking, who she's with currently, who was in her past, if she ever throw way pickney, is she bad... etc. We just have to know! The longer we go without knowing her business the crazier it drives us until we have to formulate a conclusion in our heads because we cannot dea lwit hthe loose ends. This usually leads to rumours and misconceptions and the eventual rotting of this person's character/reputation.

So how come the Antiguan in us hasn't figured out who all the victims are??? Aren't we curious? Don't we wanna tie up those Loose ends???

How many victims of this 'rapa-man' do we know??? How many of them can be pointed out whenever they push a shopping cart in Epicurean??? I only know of one victim and I wouldn't recognize her if I saw her, I only know of her vehicle( if she still owns it).

Yet still there was a period where every other day there was a rape (Slight exaggeration) but yet still we don't know these women.

Well I do understand that its none of our business really. We should empathize with a faceless and nameless victim and leave her to recover privately... BUT THIS COUNTRY IS TOO SMALL... AND ANTIGUANS ARE TOO PREDICTABLE AND SET IN OUR WAYS TO NOT KNOW, OR MAKE IT OUR BUSINESS TO FIND OUT WHO THESE VICTIMS ARE, EITHER FOR MALICIOUS PURPOSES OR JUST TO SATISFY THAT NEED TO KNOW THAT WE ALL HAVE!

Which leads to my next question...


4.
IS EVERY RAPE CASE RELATED... OR DO THE TABLOIDS ENGINEER THE STORIES THAT WAY... OR DO WE ALL JUST JUMP TO THE SAME CONCLUSION, that it was the work of a SERIAL RAPIST???


What's really the case???

Are we all victims of Mass Hysteria??? Is that why we all assume that there is a single serial "Rapa-man'? I mean, this is a plausible conclusion to come to if the perp(s) use(s) the same M.O. I can live with that!

What about if the perps are just copycatting the order of the day??? "Hey mek me wear camouflage and rape this gyal down the road. Dem nah go know a me... dem go believe a da super raper man!"

Then again, who's gonna go and break into someone's house to rape them and wear...


....A Yellow FUBU Jacket??? And show their face???

It's common sense I guess. so how can we tell if it's the same guy or many opportunists??? What can we do about it???



5.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH OUR WOMEN???


Lets face it. With a gun to your face not many of us would find the courage to act out, but after hearing all these reports of women getting raped, I've heard many women beating their chests saying, "Mek He come... me ready fuh he!"

Or the age old, "He go run up inna da wrong house one a dem times!"

HOW COME HE NEVER RUN UP IN THE WRONG HOUSE ALL NOW???

Are they really that good to know when the women forgot to put their knife or cutlass under the pillow??

Yuh really mean fuh tell me that fuh all da big chat antiguans have... especially antiguan women... "OH ME WOULDA CUT OFF HE SEED!!" dis and dat... Nobody even gi hi a run for he money. I don't recall ever hearing or reading any reports that he fired shots at anyone while inside. Only Pistol whipped a few vitims.


Yuh Really mean fuh tell me in them WIFE vs. LIFE situations, that EVERYBODY chose WIFE???

NOT ONE WOMAN COULDA EVER FUCK HE UP... CUT OFF HE SEED FOR REAL??? FORCED HIM TO USE THE PISTOL HE CARRIED???

I find that hard to believe!




What can we do about it though? Other than cower in fear and turn to the papers for more reports???

We can't depend on the Police for sure. They are underpaid, underfunded and have no forensics kits much less a forensics team. Even if they had a forensics team (Do they??) There is no proper Database. Fingerprints, semen, DNA.... All useless if there's no suspect and no database to match the evidence against.

They did increase nightly patrols and what not but come on??? We can spot a police vehicle from way up the road. Any schoolkid can. The Police weren't tryna find a rapist, they were just making there presence known.

Fish normally flee when they sense a shark in the water. The Police were acting like sharks... Trying to intimidate the perp(s), who always kept slipping through their fingers as if they weren't there.


This also led to other rumours that the perp(s) was/were actually (a) police officer(s). Who else would know how to evade the nightly patrols? Who else would know how to remove most traces of evidence from the crime scene?

Is there even a serial rapist??? Or are we just being guided by the media??? Why is it that the truth is eluding us after TWO YEARS???

Is this all a big conspiracy???


Who knows???



Think about it...


Tune in next week for the 2nd Edition!

-WeASeY-

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There will be others to follow when he brings them out. Unless he cuss me off for putting this one up.

OXXO

Mayeshah



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