I came across this website called Public School which would have a compilation of different artistic stuff on there. Well not all artistic some kinda makes you wonder what goes through peoples minds!! Like it had a pic that makes you wonder if people actually eat that stuff then I went into the main website: This is why you're fat! A little dosage of what is on there is below!! {now dont go lookin for how this stuff is made}
Mork’s Dork From Ork
A half pound duck and pork patty, cheddar cheese, seven pieces of maple bacon, sauteed onions and zillion island sauce on a kaiser roll.
This sandwich has in cotton Candy!
The Potluck Burger
A burger with sliced hot dogs, potato salad, mac and cheese, tomato, ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise.
I am officially getting sick and tired of dum facking mothersuckers. Today a lady walked into my mom store (yes lady) and she had her hair plait back in cornrows. She looked like she was no older than 16 and lived in the country. Then a guy came into the store and totally disrespected her by cussin her and sayin all kinda shit about her. Then he went outside to stand up. My coworker had turn to the lady sayin that she shouldnt have any man treatin her like that then asked her how old she is. She answered saying 30. My other coworker asked her how much kids she got and she answered saying 10. This lady I must admit she look rundown but she looks like a country bumpkin. Then my first coworker tellin her no matter how old or young she is, she should never have anyone talking to her like that. Then the guy came inside again (like a dum facking mothersucker that he is) so i see him "dancing" and I ask him whre he was from. He answered saying he born in England and then lived in America and now here (waving his hand in disgust). So i asked him if he dont like it here. He said no. MY first response was to be polite and tell him to go back. But any longer he was in the store the closer i was going to tell him GET THE FACK OUT OF MY FACKING COUNTRY BECAUSE IT IS BETTER THAN BOTH PLACES THAT HE CLAIMING.
Now tell me one thing why black ppl have to go on like that. From that situation the lady have no self esteem, the guy is a Pussy ass nigga. But that is what I have noticed about lots of women today, they have no self esteem and then hook up with all this punk ass niggas and just turn out to be ... sad!! So what do you think of this situation? Leave a comment and explain what you think!!
I have been in the background watching what others post so this is some of the people that I follow on blogger. These are some videos from them (since you know I love youtube or any video that I can find).
I just had to put this up because I found it highly disturbing. How can you allow your child to talk to you and act this way about what ever actions you have done to them. I have a feeling you might have seen this already, but if not it is wicked crazy!
Ok, you might think ok he got a few issues but at least he not gonna take it out on anyone. However, after thinking that I saw this one.
WTF you might be thinking. Kinda Creepy. Total Creeper. Then ... to top it off. He would do that to a stranger but what he would do to his family has topped it off for me.
Now try and teach your kids that life is too short to get crazy like this. If not I will have to shoot your kid in the head and call it self defense ;)
So I was going through some of the Trailers of movies that are coming out and noticed there are TWO, not one but TWO movies that were done by Tim Burton that I NEEEDDD to see. Alice in Wonderland.
Come on you gotta admit the Cheshire Cat looked hot!! OMG. Then there is the second movie which is ... 9. not Nine or nine or nIne but 9.
They just have this dark air about them that I have always found sexy. It is just hot!
So I decided to look and see if it was just me or if he is a Genius and ... guess what ... he is a GENIUS!!
I shall tell you some of the movies that not only are cool but I actually know and have watched or would watch. A few he has produced are Batman Forever, this is a classic. Come on, "Who's afraid of the Big Black Bat" Hellooooo. Sexy line. Wicked darkness. Then James and the Giant Peach, it was a good movie for reals.
Then there are movies such as Pee Wee's Big Adventure. I cant bring myself to watch it again because they have a scene where he is riding with a dead trucker. Talk about a cool way of putting something freakishly scary into the movie. Then Beetlejuice.Great ass movie. That movies is the shit I love it especially when they started singing "O Day Banana Boat Song":
Batman always had the best cars and everything check out this car Edward Scissorhands was great because it was a true indication of how you would feel if you know that you were different from everyone. Especially if others thing you are evil. Then of Course Batman had to return with the sexy and agile Catwoman
Then, in my opinion, the greatest of all Tim Burton Movies - The Nightmare before Christmas. What I love and get from it is that once you know what you are best at stick to it because anything else might not be your forte.
Cant forget Mars Attacks (hell I didnt even know that was a Tim Burton film) It was crazy funny and something that stays in your mind as a good film.
Then Remakes of Sleepy Hollow (no I didnt watch it but I heard it was really good) and Planet of the Apes. They were both known to be really good good movies. In the past ... 4 years ... yea... 4 years he has brought out Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Corpse Bride, Sweeney Todd. ALL VERY VERY GOOD.
One thing I will always love about Tim Burton's Movies is his ability to bring darkness into all his movies weather they are very happy to very morbid. Like in the new movies Alice in Wonderland has the sexy lookin Cheshire Cat which I would die if I dont see on big screen. Then in 9 just the fact that the machines are soo scary is fun. Plus Johnny Depp has the great ability to pull of the rolls given to him!!
My friend has gotten me back into accessorizing and something I would love to rock more is a tie. So I have gotten curious on what is the correct way to tie a tie. So last night I looked it up and found a website that showed 4 ways to tie a tie
Now tell me that isnt mind boggling. WOW That is alot of ways to tie one single tie. Well for those of you who might be curious on how to tie a tie and is obsessed on tying ties I hope this helps you.
I have been partyin it up and missed out a few days so to show what I saw on my American (actually Jamaican) friend's blog.
Songs like this actually make you think of the days when songs had double meanings ( i cant remember what it was called, intaundra or something like that). Because to a child they would be wondering what black snake, and how do they moan. HMMMM But As an adult and been through the high school stage of your life you would know what the BLACK SNAKE is. I love the song ( or it could be i was in a dancing mood since I just watched HSM (High School Musical) 3. Why I watched it I dont know but it wasnt bad. Then right after I played the song and felt like I wanted to dance but I just did a few moves before I remembered that I have a Thorn in my foot (dont ask long story).
So I hope you enjoy it since I just rambled for who knows how long it takes you to read this. ;)
I have a love for a song. But it is not like any love for any song. This is a love that makes me want to smile and laugh one time I am listening to it and then cry the next time I listen to it. It is such a great song. The first place I heard it was on My Girl 2, when Vada was watching the clips of her mother. When I heard that song I fell in love. Here it is:
Then a few years later I decided to do some research and I found out that hey Nat King Cole sang it. EVEN BETTER. I love his songs. My favorite would of course be Smile:
I have been assuming that I am going crazy, or something. I had a dream yesterday morning and It scared the shit out of me. It was like I was watching a horror movie through a 3D glasses. Since it was yesterday morning I cant say that I remember the whole thing and the finite details, but I will give you an idea of what I saw.
There is a guy that reminded me of the character, Michael Westen, in Burn Notice. He went into a diner (one of those diners that are opened 24 hrs and serve breakkie anytime of the day). From the diner you could see Manhattan and Brooklyn and there was a gully between them. He started talking to the waiter/waitress, who gave him an envelop. When he opened it, it mentioned something like "it is going up." He automatically thought that it was a bomb in the diner. So he ran towards the entrance and as soon as he reached outside there was an explosion a few miles away. When he looked up he saw the whole of Manhattan and Brooklyn burst into loud and fiery explosion. He ran inside just before the debris that was projected hit the glass door.
Then the next scene had freaked me out where there were a man and a woman in a room without furniture, they were sitting on a wooden floor and they were talking. It was night and they were obtaining light from the moon The man had his back towards the window.(remember this is a dream) The guy had leaned slightly to the right and just as he moved there was a shot that came through the window. When he was hit he slumped forward and fell on his side. Then it was like the scene backtracked and went into slow motion. So you could see the bullet coming inside through the window. It was like a regular bullet however the top of it had a red light and the closer it got to him it had opened up. It peirced into his back and then there was a movement under his skin. Then from the opening from the bullet wound a robotic spider looking machine came out and clamped onto his face. Then strangely there was a bed in the room. So the girl ran to the bed but there was another shot fired. It had missed her but the machine had transformed and was starting to come towards her. She then began hitting it with a pilllow and sheets but it kept coming after her. So she finally hit it so hard that it laid under the sheet for a while. She ran out of the room down the hallway towards the door but stopped when she saw her mother by the computer which is near the door. So she stopped and her mother was asking her what was the problem (not looking away from the computer). The girl said there is a thing after her. She then looked up the hall and saw the machine rushing down the hall way towards her. Then she had hit it and she began jumping up and down trying to keep it from getting on her. She then fell to the ground and curled into the fetal position and then she whispered to her mother that the guy (by name) is dead. Then the next scene was from outside the house looking into the window that the bullet entered. The body was gone.
Dear Readers, It is sooo interesting learning new things about myself. Like the fact that I have mastered my way to hide my Green Monster. I am a very Jealous person and I get jealous over bullcrap. Then to not look like a fool or some kind of stupid jealous bitch, I would find something else to do or something to look at or zone out in order to not focus on the situation that I am jealous about. But recently I have not been able to control it. I am thinking about myself more and more and feeling more guilty every time. I would then just feel a heavy weight in my chest and I feel like I cant breath for a while.
Like if me and my friends are walking together and a guy calls one of my friends I feel really weird. I was talking to my neighbor and her cousin is on Island for Carnival. When my neighbor described her cousin I automatically felt jealous. Then she mentioned that at Jam Corner all the guys were trying to get her attention. I would have died and felt like I was worth shit. I know I have a low self esteem, I try to make myself feel better. But I have grown to just ... put myself down before any form of jealousy comes into play. Hell it came to the point that it was easier to put myself down that to even bother with anything else. I do it with my closest of friends and some of the farthest of acquaintances.
Today I couldnt fight this pain. I couldnt put the wall up infront of this big Green Monster that I have been battling with for all of my life. I also learn that I dont have a seductive sober bone in my body. When I am slightly tipsy (like 2-3 beers or 3-4 glasses of wine) I could be a seductress (I think even though I doubt it) But I was watching people and I dont think I could ever be the touchy feely huggy old me any more. I was MAD jealous about that today. I have never been able to allow myself to get comfortably close to a guy to say that I am being seductive. As well as the fact that I have no hobbies or skills (hell I dont play sports, instruments or do any art)... this is just like the topping on the cake. Gosh I am so worthless. Ok I must not say that but the truth hurts.
I guess That is all I gotta air out. However, I please dont want anyone to stop doing what they do just because of my inability to control my stupidity.
I just saw this movie trailer and It is a MUST WATCH. OMG OMGOMG It has in Gerard Butler. The guy from P.S. I love you and 300. Yes that SEXXY BEAST and he looks fine as ever. OMG. The name of it is The Ugly Truth. Here is the trailer.
There has been a lot of things going on. Alot of deaths in the celebrity circle. Like it is around 6-7 celebrity deaths that happened this year. But most recently Billy Mays ... yes ... you know this guy. Check out the video:
Yes that Billy Mays, well check this out :
Then for the whole day I was thinking about this poem because there are alot of people who are giving me stress and "drama". I shall not go into details about my drama but I will give you the poem. Enjoy:
It is sooo interesting learning new things about myself. Like the fact that I have mastered my way to hide my Green Monster. I am a very Jealous person and I get jealous over bullcrap. Then to not look like a fool or some kind of stupid jealous bitch, I would find something else to do or something to look at or zone out in order to not focus on the situation that I am jealous about. But recently I have not been able to control it. I am thinking about myself more and more and feeling more guilty every time. I would then just feel a heavy weight in my chest and I feel like I cant breath for a while.
