Wednesday, March 3, 2010

HAHAHAH!!!!











Once

upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful
daughter,


the
PRINCESS.


But
there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would
melt.


No
matter what;


metal,


wood,


stone,


anything
she touched would melt.


Because
of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry
her.


The
king despaired. What could he do to help his
daughter?


He
consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the
king,


"If
your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her
hands,


she
will be cured."


The
king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.





The
next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his
daughter an
object that would not melt would marry her and
inherit the king's wealth.

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP
THE CHALLENGE.


The first
brought a sword of the finest steel.



But
alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.


The
prince went away sadly.




The
second prince brought diamonds.



He
thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would
not melt.
But alas,
once the princess touched them, they
melted.


He too
was sent away disappointed.



:-[



The
third prince approached. He told the princess,
"Put your
hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."

The princess
did as she was told, though she turned
red.



She
felt something hard. She held it in her
hand.


And it did
not melt!!!


The
king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was
overjoyed.


And
the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily
ever after.



Question:
What was in the prince's pants?

(Scroll
down for the answer)


V


V



M&M's
of course.


They
melt in your mouth, not in your hand.


What
were you thinking, you pervert??


OXXO

Mayeshah!!!
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