WestJet Christmas Miracle: real-time giving

This was just a tear jerking experience. I was in such awe that this could be pulled out to make persons Christmas a special one especially when having to travel during the season.
Hope you had a great Christmas and a Happy New Year and Enjoy the video.


OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Signs of Love Making- 2014

Ladies ladies plz dnt forget SIGNS OF LOVEMAKING novembr 22nd DIAMOND ICE NIGHTCLUB tktz $40.00 $60.00 @da door ......... A male.exotic show like no other dont miss it NYC HOLLYWOOD.... JAMAICAN SENSATION AND APOLLO CURVE one stage one night LADIES ONLY EVENT .....LOTS OF PRIZEZ TO B WON AND LOTS OF TRICKS TO LEARN .........can u tell me 25 ways to use a strawberry becuz thy sure can ..... fr tkts n more info

LADIES the day is now here for SIGNS OF LOVE MAkING .....DIAMOND ICE NIGHTCLUB doors open at 8 showtime 10 .those ladies who hve not bought tkts yet ill be in twn call and come collect plz .... befre 5 tkts sales stop at 5:00pm $60 at the door

So these are the messages I have been receiving for the past few weeks. And then tonight was the big night where NYC HOLLYWOOD, JAMAICAN SENSATION AND APOLLO CURVE grind their way into everyone's heart. 

NYC Hollywood was the best of the three though. (Just my opinion.) 

SO I have been going to these shows for a while now. (probably since I was 18) and THIS would be my 6th show. One in St. Thomas, one in Leeds England and four here in Antigua. And I have concluded... women do not get enough play. I swear these women were basically drooling over these guys (of course i kept my composure) 

I got the tix through a buy 5 get $25 off special. But then most of my partners in crime bailed on me due to unforeseeable issues.  But I got a few of the tix sold of and got left with this one:

 So  on Facebook I first saw this and then I was bombarded with more eye candy  before the show:

Then they just kept coming and coming and coming. And the views were spectacular. Starting with NYC Hollywood who was like damn!!! Great body, great performance and just downright fine in person.

Then there was Jamaican Sensation, he was ok his act was pretty good but I wasnt feeling him. 

Finally there is Apollo Curve. When he first came out I almost died. Cute, locks, body were on point!!! Did I mention Locks!!! Then he started his act and it was ... meh. I got bored a bit. As my friend and I were discussing we were more focused on the smell of his soap (part of his act) than of his actual performance. 

 But a round of applause goes out to all of these guys for showing us their bodies, moves and penises . Yes, I did say Penises cause I can now say I have seen 3 extra penises and they were pretty impressive.

Oh and all 3 of them had with them these heavy ass chains:

And they all performed with them as well.

The only down fall of the event was the location. Very small and alot of ppl were standing because there were only 2 rows of seats, which made it difficult to maneuver easily.  And then the women, they were gyrating on each other when they should have been watching the show. I know you enjoying the music but I wanna enjoy the view but if you rubbin your ass on me it is quite distracting.

Well I shall head on to bed since I have work in the morning.

P.S. most of the pics above were from the messages I got from the promoter on IM.

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Wheelchair Freestyle - Wheelz - Gnarly!

This video reminds me that to get good and get better at something you need to fall a few times. You will never be great at anything if you never fall and aim for higher. That is one thing i need to learn. Falling is good, once I get back up and keep on trying. 

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Reconditioning Through Work

Dear readers,

I have noticed that while growing up you are conditioned to react a certain way to specific situations. Whether these conditions were conditioned through family or friends, this conditioning makes you who you are as an individual. I have some conditions which are very poisonous to my future career if I do not find some way to recondition myself.

I started working at another resort almost 6 months ago and I am unsure if I told you where but it is a really nice resort. I have worked in different departments so far but I am presently working in the Guest Services and although I have made some mistakes (incorrect reactions to situations) this department is the most comfortable since F&B (Food & Beverage). So a few of this mistakes make me look at how I can recondition myself to better the job, the resort and myself.

One mistake that I made was corrected by my coworkers and I was pulled up on it. My instant reaction was to be depressed because I try hard not to make any mistakes and I broke down in tears because I felt that I am incapable of doing the job. My sister informed me that mistakes are inevitable and they will happen often within the first few months because it is new to me. So I have reconditioned my thinking to understand that: Mistakes happen, learn from it.

From that same mistake I kept thinking about it and it was rotting away at how I felt. I was sad, I was worrying about how my coworkers will think of me as incompetent when I go back in, and I was fretting seeing my boss because I felt she thought I was incompetent. I was having nightmares of making the mistake and other mistakes, and I even had a dream that I was being fired. So I discussed this with my sister and she informed me that if I cant do anything about it why lament on it. What is done is done. I have therefore reconditioned my thinking to understand that : Let things go, if you cant do anything about it.  This is one that I need to work on still cause the reason I am doing this post  is because I cannot let my mistake go as yet.

Then my final mistake was basically a slap into reality. I have always been in the mind frame that you need to use your initiative when working. If you can deal with it then do it. Well maybe in some places that is how it should be but not where I work. In order to make as minimal amount of mistakes do not just assume you know. As they say Assume = making an ASS of U & ME. I have make an ass of myself too many times to feel comfortable because I didnt follow this rule religiously. I have reconditioned myself to understand that: it is not wrong to Ask Questions.  Asking questions makes sure that you are clear on everything and unnecessary mistakes are not made.

In order to wrap up I will identify these reconditioning as the MLA of Work. Mistakes happen, Let things go, and Ask Questions. So I shall see what happens when I apply these to my work ethics. If there are any more that I come across I will most definitely do a part 2.

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Car Chases

Dear readers,

On my way home from work I was randomly thinking even though there are different car teams in Antigua (i.e. Team Honda, Team Toyota etc) and everyone is sporting up their cars. However there has never been a car chase.

In my 26 (in  a few days) years living living in Antigua I have never heard of a car chase. Yes the island is 108 sq miles and all but are you telling me that no one ever felt they wanted to run from the cops. Or maybe it is the fact that the police are not seeing when ppl doing shit and never actually get the opportunity.

I have witnessed one car chase in my entire life. There was one in Rhode Island in my first year, and the car passed my dorm and right behind him were the police. Then a few hours later I heard that there was a car chase that was in the area and I was like "OMG I Was THERE!!!"

Well, I just got home from work as I stated before and I have already been pissed off for the night due to a few fam issues. OH WELL!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Youtube Classic Movie - Porgy and Bess

Hi readers,

Growing up I have heard my mom rave about this movie PORGY AND BESS and I have been so eager to watch it but then I heard recently that the last copy was burnt or something of the sort. I then decided it just wasnt meant for me to watch it. 

Last night when looking for a movie with my darling Sydney Poitier I found Raisin in the Sun (1961) which I am still to read the book lol. Then I looked over on the side and saw what? The movie that my mom has been raving about. Of course I had to watch it. LIKE DUHHH!!! So I put A Raisin In The Sun to wait and watched Porgy and Bess. It was a great movie and the songs were great. The actors voices were just breathtaking. Check it out below:



And just as a lil bonus here is A Raisin In The Sun:



OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Real Men Guide for Perfect Suit

Good morning readers,

I had came across this link from one of my friends and I have heard and seen situations where men do not wear the right size suit. For some men they need a tailor to get that PERFECT SUIT, while others can just walk into a store and fit all suits perfectly.

Check out the link below:

http://www.badasslol.com/post/5034#.Ul5gXFDrwpg

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Classic and Indie movies - STREET DANCE 2 & MY BOYFRIEND IS BACK

Alright, so I have been really busy lately and other than that I have finally found some time to myself to watch a few movies. 

Since my movie partners are either not bothering with me or really busy themselves I am presently resorting to watching movies through... du du du duuuuuuu.... YOUTUBE. 

Now who would have thunk it to put up movies on Youtube?? I noticed this when I was in University and I wanted to watch a movie. I found indie movies, classics, and even a few which their copyright has expired recently. When I came back home a few times I looked up movies with Lucille Ball (love this lady. She was great in "I Love Lucy" and she was even better in her movies) and Sydney Poitier (because of this guy I am convinced that one of my kids will be named Sydney, whether boy or girl and I will have one named after Lucille in some form or another) and I was so happy to watch all that I could find on Youtube. 

So today I was finished watching all of my subscriptions and wanted to watch something. I decided to look at what movies were on Youtube. I went to Movies full 2012 and one that jumped out at me was STREET DANCE 2. I watched it laughed a bit, danced a bit and it made me think about how I let my fears get in the way of my life. So check out below for the full movie (or until they notice and decide to take it down)

Then I came home and saw that there wasnt much to watch so I went to see if there was any 2013 movies. I then saw ...*drumroll* ... MY BOYFRIEND IS BACK. I do remember it being a crazy movie but it made me laugh out loud a few times. Check that out below.

I have now decided to do a little something( I dont know if I said this before but I am gonna try and watch move Youtube movies): I will watch a Classic (tonight was MY BOYFRIEND IS BACK) and an Independent (which this movie has to be cause it looks like a knock off of Step Up) and post them up for you to see. 

Now here is a bit of the Step Up MOVIES:







OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

TomSka Channel Trailer

Hello all,

I think I had found this guy when I was wandering around youtube one day. But today he put up a Trailer for his Channel. SOOOO I have decided to share it so that other ppl (like me) can enjoy the awesomeness that he has posted already. 



OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Draft Posts COMPLETED; SJC

Dear readers,

So now my drafts list is clear (YAY) I can move on to other pressing matters. 

I have been away from my computer due to the mad amount of activities I have been up to. Yesterday (Wednesday) I had treated my sister and mom to a Day Pass at the St. James's Club. "oh Michele has soo much money" ... no I do not on a regular day my bill would have been $904.50 but lucky for me I work for the Elite Company so i get a discount and only spent half of that. 

Which worked out great!!!! 

I used to work there and did not know jack shit about that place. So I took this time to wander around the place like a fool. I took a few pictures but my sis took more. (hoping with crossed fingers that she puts them up whether it is on FB or Blogger) However as soon as I get mine up on the pc I will do an official SJC post :D 

SO from here on out you will ssee some interesting posts or just crazy ish that comes to mind. Muhahahahaha. 

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Draft Post - HUMANITY

Dear Readers,

I shall be talking about 2 things today, maybe 3 if i am haunted enough. I went to a play last night and was grateful I went. I am also looking through some youtube videos, and I shall not try to describe what they are about but they are good understandings about HUMANITY.

The play I went to walk was When We Are Married. It made me think about marriage in a different light. There are 3 couples who were married on the same day, in the same church, by the same minister and they are celebrating their 25th anniversary. Marie and Joe are married, Herbert and Clara are married and Albert and Annie are married. Marie and Joe are a happy couple and work alongside each other very well and have niece who they invited over for the celebration. Clara is a dominant wife and controls Herbert from what he says to what he does. Albert is a commissioner and is very domineering and treats Annie in the same way.

They were having dinner and this young chap comes to the door and the maid Ruby (a 15 y/o girl) brings him into the living area. Ruby knows that the chap likes Marie and Joe's niece and informed the niece they were he was there. The neice comes in and they scurry of into the night only for the chap to come back because Joe, Herbert and Albert has heard that the chap has been fraternizing with an unidentified girl. The chap is the churches organist and had come upon the minister that married the 3 couples 25years ago. The chap continues to inform the 3 gentlemen (who were giving him a hard time about this rumor) that the minister had sent him a letter informing him that while he was working at the church in which he married the 3 couples he was not an authorized minister. So the 3 couples are not married in truth.

The 3 men begin to freak out because they are very well respected men in the community and had begged the chap to keep it a secret while they try to figure out what to do. They go to the club to discuss this info while the women are in a different room. The chap finds another of the maids out in the corridor listening to the discussion. The women come back into the living area and begin to wonder where the men have went and ask Ruby where they had gone and Ruby asks maid2 and comes back telling them that they went to the club. The ladies are upset and wondering why in heaven they would go to the club on their anniversary. Then the men come inside and then goes into the dining room to continue their discussion. Maid2 comes into the living area informing Marie that she is leaving and Marie tells maid2 that she is no longer required to come back (because maid 2 love back chat too much). So before maid 2 left she informed the ladies what she has heard.


This Video is Stayceyann Chin and she brings out some good points about what people expect. Where it can either be one or another while there is soo many middle grounds that it could be.


This Video is about how humanity does things out of fear,greed, or any other feeling that would coerce you to do something that could be good or evil. Enjoy


I feel kinda guilty but I just figured this post it to read in my state of mind right now. So I hope it makes sense to you. lol. 

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Draft Post - Ed, Edd and Eddy Theory!!!

This is mad depressing.

Ed, Edd, And Eddy Are Dead
There’s a theory that interprets Ed, Edd and Eddy’s entire cast of kids as all being dead and living in a purgatory of an eternal childhood cycle (originally an eternal summer, but then they started going to school), thus the complete lack of any adult agents in the purgatory. There are a number of explanations for their deaths, ranging from an explosion due to a gas-leak in the neighborhood to apocalyptic ones such as nuclear explosion or the spread of a deadly disease that killed most of middle-America. Another theory suggests that the kids in the Cul-de-Sac are dead children from the neighborhood, each from different times (Johnny and Rolf from the 40’s, Kevin from the 90’s, Naz from the 60’s, Jimmy from the 00’s, and so on).

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Draft posts - Dangerous

OMG SERIOUSLY OMG!!!



And a lil something to make you smile!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Draft Post - Trip to STT

Dear Readers,

I am back from St. Thomas, :( it was a great weekend. We went to STT (St Thomas)on the Friday morning and we went and met a few of my bro's clients and coworkers. Then that we relaxed by him at his studio apt since we were going to be out late. We went to the Grand Haven to see someone or something. This trip was a while back but I now know remember that before and after going out it was confirmed what happened in STT says in STT. There were a few pics but those are still to much info of what happened.

So maybe next time? LOL

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Draft Post - Blogger Addiction

Dear Readers,

am addicted to blogger. I thought I was addicted to facebook and youtube but I am addicted (again). I would never close the window unless it is frozen and then I would open it back and all kinda stuff. I used to do like 4-5 posts in one day, each day. LOL 

Well this one is short. 

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Draft Post - Happyness!

Hey yall!!! My finals are over, my trimester is over and I am done with the psychotic work that has been giving me hell for the WHOLE TRI!!! well my sis Kimolisa had put up a blog about Happyness (I think the real spelling is Happiness).

I have been posed by this question alot and I have come up with a list that makes me HAPPY!!!
Now I am going to divide this into 2 categories. 1) Happy memories (like the thoughts that would be needed to make a patronus (Harry Potter if you dont know what Patronus is )) 2) Things that make me happy. (some of them might look like the ones on my sis's list but I cant help it if we have things that are alike)

Happy memories.

• Me and my mom eating breakfast in a department store in NYC when my sis and bro went somewhere else to eat. 
• My mom and dad watching Cartoons (Fantasia 2000) with me  in their room early one Sunday morning.
• Going to Scotland for 5 days. Awesome Awesome memories. Everytime I hear a Scottish Accent I think of that trip. 

Things that make me Happy.

• Performing Arts. Mostly Theater Plays. It makes me feel like I am part of the person's life yet watching from the outside. I also love the use of the set. I have seen sets which are completely set up with all kinda props, while other sets which only used lights to depict a location (rooms, forests, streets).
• Hanging with a few friends or one friend at a time. It is such an intimate setting and you get to talk about everything.
• Family makes me happy. Even though sometimes I want to get as far as I can from them. I love them to pieces and I cant help be happy around them. 
• Confidence in myself makes me happy. I have a very low self esteem and very little confidence in myself. So When I have on a great outfit, my hair is on point, my makeup is on point I feel a slight jolt of confidence which makes me happy.
• Great Conversations. I cant help but love a great conversation, whether it is with someone I know or someone I just met. And when I say conversation I mean both people getting to speak their points and learn from each other. 
• Beach days with friends and/or family. Anything can happen whether you are just having great fun with the people or just taking in the nature by yourself.
• Movies or shows. I choose both because I enjoy watching a great movie with someone and do have fantasies of snuggling with a loved one (dude) and enjoying a great movie that we can evaluate and analyze afterwards. Then with shows in Uni I watched entire seasons with friends and even just recently I hung out with a guy friend and watched a show. 
• A fabulous cocktail. No I am not an alcoholic but sometimes you just need a drink to unwind.
• I would say making other people happy makes me happy. I do vibe off of other people's vibes. So if you are sad and I make you smile or laugh that makes me uber happy :).

So that is some of the things which make me happy. I would love to hear what makes you happy.

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

P.S. The parts which are not italic is the original.and sorry I missed yesterday. 

Draft Post - Fievel: Goes West

I am soo far over the hill that I am at the bottom of the other side.
One man's sunset is another man's sunrise.

These are some quotes that I heard in the movie Fievel: Goes West. If you never heard of it dont worry I never heard of it until earlier this week. It is a cute movie and I will put the first part of the movie up here so If you want to watch the whole thing you can just keep going through the parts. (1-8)
Part 1:


It was no Anastasia nor Aristocats. But it was a cute movie. In my Food Management class some of the ppl asked what was everyone's favorite cartoon and alot of people said Fievel. So I looked it up and I have seen the lil mouse before but I never saw the movie.
If you dont know Fievel this is him:



OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Draft Post - Missy Elliott

I dunno if I am the only one who thinks this but I really think that Missy Elliott looked way better as a big girl. She was prettier. Now she is really good looking but her lips are huge compared to the rest of her face. Check out these two videos and tell me what you think (or at least think about it since yall dont like to comment Lol)





But I am gonna give you a treat here:


OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Draft Post - XXX 1

OMG What is this about?? Ok So I shall just randomly talk here. 

I was at work working in the restaurant when the Chef told the cooks and waitresses that whenever they hit a coworker on the ass (yes the ass) to wash their hands. I found this very funny. But then the other day I had hit a girl on her tush and remembered what the Chef said. 

I then wondered why do we women hit other women's bottoms. I dont see white women or Asian women doing it. I never noticed Spanish women do it but my theory right now is "Because Black women's rear ends are big and softer they just are hit-able. 



But seriously, it is now a topic that makes me wonder. I would like to know if you ever had a situation where you hit another woman's bum (or for you guys, even if it is in sports, have you ever hit a guys's bum) do you actually do it or do you refrain?  

OXXO
Mayeshah!!!

Draft Post (no idea what the title was)

Hey, yall



I have no idea what this was all about.

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Draft Post - PROBLEM

Ok i have a problem



Yes that is it!!!




OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Judith

Dear Readers,

I must say this now before I offend anyone who may be reading this and is fully invested in the Christian religion. I am not Christian. I do not follow any of the doctrines of any Religion however I do believe there is a God (a creator), therefore making me Agnostic. However, I was raised in a Christian Society so this song was quite hard hitting to me because I kind of think the same way.

I would apologize for the lyrics of this song and so on but it is just how I think.



JUDITH - A PERFECT CIRCLE
You're such an inspiration for the ways
That I'll never ever choose to be
Oh, so many ways for me to show you
How your savior has abandoned you

Fuck your God
Your Lord and your Christ
He did this
Took all you had and
Left you this way
Still you pray, never stray, never
Never taste of the fruit
Never thought to question why

It's not like you killed someone
It's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side
Praise the one who left you broken down and paralyzed
He did it all for you
He did it all for you

Oh, so many many ways for me to show you
How your dogma has abandoned you

Pray to your Christ, to your god
Never taste of the fruit
Never stray, never break, never
Choke on a lie
Even though he's the one who
Who did this to you
You never thought to question why

Not like you killed someone
It's not like you drove a spiteful spear into his side
Talk to Jesus Christ as if he knows the reasons why
He did it all for you
He did it all for you
He did it all for you

What I do love about the Video is it is simple and you dont focus on the video too much, instead you can hear the song. Then with the song, first the lyrics hit home with me; second the vocals at the end. I love singing along to songs and when it reached the end and they do that looonnnggg vocalizing (I dont know if that is what that is called) I never was able to do it. So I practiced. 

I actually thought I had posted this already but realized I didnt. Maybe I had put it on Facebook but since this is where I want to share I will :) 

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Draft Post - Surfin Bird

wow!!!




OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Draft Post - Do the Harlem Shake

DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!!!!  This was a post that I never started just the heading so now I shall place some awesome Harlem Shake Videos below, I hope you like it! I was gonna do these when they were mad hype but my lack of a pc made it really hard. 

This one tickled my fancy:


Then this one was a compilation:


Some from the ppl I subscribe to:








OXXO

Mayeshah

Relationship Games

Dear Readers,

I am a sucker for black film on YouTube. It makes me happy to see black people working together to create some really good work. 

So there is a guy I follow on YouTube and he has these 4 episodes of a show called "Relationship Games". It was mad deep. Just a man who made a decision and has to live with the consequences of them. 

I hope when you click the link and watch part 1,2,3 and 4 you enjoy every ounce of it. This guy is really good and what he does and more respect for him. If you notice on his videos FCHW that means "Faith, Consistency and Hard Work".  These are the main values that he follows which empowers him to do what he does and do it well. Faith may not be a value that I hold dear to my heart but I see how for some people it motivates them and keeps them on the right path. Faith could be faith in God, faith in yourself, or even faith in the universe. I think I have more faith in the universe than anything else; but I wanna at least add one more of those to my core values and stop allowing the universe to run my life.

Then Consistency is something that everyone needs to to remember is important. My sister had done a speech on this where she mentions the NIKE logo and the quote "JUST DO IT". She then goes on to say don't "JUST DO IT", "JUST DO IT and KEEP DOING IT". No matter how much you fail just dust it off and get back at it until you reach where you want to be. 

Then there is Hard Work, which it seems alot of persons today don't understand the concept of. I enjoy working and seeing my hard work being noticed but I do not just work for other people. I work for myself and my mental sanity. Hard Work is just the journey to get to my required destination. As they say it is not the destination which is important but the JOURNEY  getting there. 

Well it is after 1a.m. and I have to walk up in a few hours to get to work. SO I just remember RELATIONSHIP GAMES and FCHW. Plus please listen in to the poem at the end of Relationship Games part 4.Great Poem to go along with the message the show is expressing. 

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Draft Post

So Now that I have put these up let me try and use them lol. 

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Draft Post - My trip to NC

Hey yall,

I went to North Carolina for Thanksgiving to visit my friend, D. Before I even went I was wondering if it was a good idea that I went. I am normally the type of person who after I leave them I tend to lose contact with them. I know, I know it is bad but as I learnt in class "Absence makes the heart grow dimmer". It is not my fault. So I spent my 22 hrs on the bus on the way down meeting some really interesting characters on the way. Such as Ashley and her husband who were expecting a baby next year Feb; Lala, a latina who was just sooo cute and small and adorable; ohh I cant forget Zach who was an aspiring musician who serenaded us with his guitar. Then there was the dude Bobby who just started talkin to me and buyin me breakfast.

But yea forget the ride, back to NC by D. When I reached I was open to every and anything. So we went walking around and she showed me the campus and we went to get food. Then when we went back to her room we met her roommates. She took us to the mall with 2 of her friends. It was(seriously this was one of the best trips I ever made and I never finished the damn post?? So I shall Continue from what I can remember muhahahahah!!!!) 

So this was in November 2009. It was a big mall and her friends found it funny how we talked because we both were talking in our Native dialects. We noticed then that the ppl from NC dont understand us when we talk.

Unfortunately, my memory is all fussy but I remember we went to the gym, we went on the train, we also watched a bunch of movies where I fell in love with the movie "My Life In Ruins". So I bought the DVD. 

Now I really dont remember much and the more I try and remember, all the information is blanking out. I even looked ofr pics and cant find them :( 

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Draft Posts - Chelsea Settles

Ok I always say that I am a big girl but it is obvious that I am not as big as I think. I gained 50 lbs during Uni and I lost half of that since I cam back home and my goal (when I am ready and have the money to) is to go back down to my starting weight.

Now on Chelsea Settles, I know it hits a nerve every time someone mentions her weight or someone looks at her and she believes they are looking at her size. You could tell that because of where she used to live she hasn't built that Backbone which big girls normally get as they move on with their lives. In the beginning she pissed me off but I started to feel much respect for her doing a bunch of other stuff she wanted to do.

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Draft Post - FB Update (with no update)

Hi hi I was going through one of my fb updates and came across this:

Shit ... this had no following up information. WHHHHHYYYY BRAIN??? WHHHHYYYY!!!?????? Well it is too late to remember whatever I want to talk about so now I shall just put a link to something funny. 







So this is the only updates I have right now. 

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Draft Post - How to be a restaurant host or hostess

Oh I remember this one it was when I was got my first paying job. I was hired as a Hostess at the Blue Waters Hotel and I didnt know jack shit about Hostessing. So I looked it up. So if ever you want to be a Hostess or even just to know what Host/ess positions entail here are some links and articles which will give some great insight. 

How to be a restaurant host or hostess

By blunite62609, eHow Member

User-Submitted Article

Ah, the joy of the food service industry. The annoying customers, the whiny waitstaff, the hovering manager...the crap that hosts & hostesses deal with on a daily basis should make them eligible for an award or something. This will hopefully help you to get through your hosting job alive.

Difficulty: Moderate

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Confidence
• Personality (you are dealing with the public...an angry host = angry customers)
• A decent memory (which server was sat last? you must be able to remember certain details)
• Ability to deal with problems that may suddenly arrive (ie : large parties, slow busboys, etc)

1. 1
   You must be personable and inviting. It is your job to welcome/say goodbye to customers. You are the first and last person they will see, and you must leave them with a good impression. When a customer walks in, greet them cheerily with something along the lines of "Hello! Good afternoon and welcome to ___________. How many in your party?" Seat them as soon as possible (waiting makes them angry).
   
2. 2
   Know your table rotation. The tables in the restaurant are numbered, and each server has his/her designated "section" of tables. It is your job to "rotate" through each server.
   
   Rules of Table Rotations:
   1. You should not seat the same server twice in a row. I can almost guarantee that another server will get on your case about this...not good.
   
   2. If you give one server a 5,6,7+ top table then be sure to compensate the other servers by giving them several 2,3,4 top tables. **1 top tables do not count because they don't bring in a lot of tips for the waitstaff...do not count them in your table count.
   
   3. If possible, keep track of how many table each server has received. This will help to minimize the number of seating mistakes.
   
   4. Avoid asking customers where they would like to sit...they almost always choose a table that screws up the rotation.
   
3. 3
   Dealing with co-workers:
   
   1. Your manager- I have 3 different managers. 2 of them are understanding and flexible, and one is a complete a** My best advice is to avoid stirring up trouble with any of your managers. If they ask you to sweep the floor, then sweep the floor. If the ask you to bus, then bus. End of story.
   
   2. The waitstaff- Bottom line...waiters and waitresses are petty and whiny. They will complain about the number of tables they get and they will constantly compare themselves to the other waiters. I suggest trying to befriend as many waiters as possible to avoid seating complaints. If they get on your case, listen to what they're griping about and try to be understanding to them...they deal with the same annoying customers as you. Say something non-confrontational like "You do your job and I'll do mine. I'll get you more tables if I can..." If they really get on your case, talk to your manager.
   
   3. Busboys- Busboys are slow...they never clean the tables well...they always leave crumbs. My best advice is to keep a wet rag at the host stand so that you can wipe off any excess crumbs left by them before seating a party.
   

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Tips & Warnings

• You should expect to be hit on. People often come into restaurants (especially ones with bars) to pick up dates. If you do get hit on, smile, laugh and brush it off with a professional questions like "Is there anything I can help you with?"
• Be ready for anything. Plan beforehand where you can seat large parties/noisy children/etc
• Keep your host stand supplied with: children's menus, crayons, toothpicks, mints, etc
• If you have any questions feel free to ask a server, another host, a busboy, or your manager...someone is bound to know the answer!
• 9/10 times customers will want a booth...seat them there for maximum happiness :]]
• Do not gossip about your co-workers! I made the mistake of doing this and caught hell from my manager

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How People Disappear

Now this is an interesting topic right here. What would stop me from just going missing? Just changing my name and go to a different country with limited (to no) internet access. Just drop off the grid. Well I wouldn't do that because of my strong family ties and I would not want to cause any hurt to my family.

But then I would love to know what people think of me if I died. The thought of my obituary coming on Observer Radio (the local radio station) and just wait to see what happens on my facebook, twitter, and even here on my blogger. We have turned out to become such a Social Society that everything is posted on these social network. In the video it was interesting to see the actual thing which caused Marcus Garvey to pass on.

I remember of a situation in Antigua where this young lady went missing. Up to this day no one knows where her body is nor what happened to her. It was reported that she went out with a guy and they ended up at the beach late at night. A police had patrolled the beach late that night and found the car there vacant. For some reason they had popped the trunk and found the guy with a bullet hole in the head and NO signs of the young lady. There has been so many rumors about that night such as she was kidnapped, or she was killed and buried out at see (that placing weights on the body and dropping the person out at sea) or even she is in another country living a different life. Could have been a situation where a drug bust was witnessed or even things went sour and she fled. But I am not one to follow to rumors or even state them as fact. They are all speculations and opinions that may not even be true.

Well, enjoy this video and please do not disappear.



OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Draft Post - Top Gear

I am a big fan of Top Gear (a british show about cars) and one of the hosts, James joins Rally Driver Ken Block on a airfield Rallying!!! The part I loved most was near the end and just look at James' face when they are getting "air". It has some sweet slowmo's hope you find it as artistically beautiful as i did!!!



OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Draft Post - Spec-tang-ular

Dear Readers,

I know most of you have seen the Spectacular video with that Pretty Ricky member dancing up in his red Draws like it is free hump night at the Gay Club. But I was going through one of the girls I follow on blogger and found this video:



This was mad funny I had to watch it through my fingers. I couldnt stop laughin. omg. And I love how he said "this is for the two guys from Brokeback Mountain (which I havent seen yet) and maybe Prince" LOL!!!

OH and then that nucca has the audacity to bring out a PART 2. SERIOUSLY what is on his mind:


Find more videos like this on Pretty Ricky's Official Community


This was just as bad as the first one but he is ... and I repeat he is wearing black boxers, and I can assume that this nucca is gettin a hard on from humpin the poor chair. Seriously...ohhh and dont forget it is FOR THE LADIES!! AS IF!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah

Mortal Kombat: Legacy II

Dear readers,

So I am going through my daily subscriptions on YouTube and came across Reckless Tortuga doing a Online Gamer Episode called Mortal Kombat.



So I watched it and as usual it was awesome and i noticed an annotation at the bottom right corner called Watch Mortal Kombat: Legacy II. I don't normally click annotations but damn that was my best decision in a long time.

Now I have to say that I am a fan of Mortal Kombat. Like I love Scorpion because he is just bad ass (GET OVER HERE!!)  and he is also the first name that I remembered. I remember Lu Khan (sp would be an issue) and he did great in this. Johnny Cage was really a true Character. Now I must say that this is awesome because it does give you an insight into each person's abilities as well as their back stories. Eg. Why Scorpion is such a strong fighter (revenge) and why & how he does that hand thing (a clan move, it appears). This is most definitely a great series and luckily for you and me the entire season is done so you can watch it all starting with Episode 1:

 So now that I am posting up this guess what I see?? Mortal Kombat Legacy I so see it below:

Enjoy them as much as I do!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Draft post - 100 Best Movie Lines in 200 seconds

Hey Readers,

I was going through my subs on youtube and my MovieBuzz Guy Introduced me to this and I say this is sooo cooolll!!!



Hope you like:D:D:D:D

OXXO

Mayeshah

Draft Posts - DJ Earworm rocks

To be able to mix all these songs you have to be a true dj!!! 2009 all the way!!!



OXXO

Mayeshah

Draft Post - Nuki

Dear Readers,


YOU GOTTA LOVE EUROPEANS AND THEIR VIDEOS AND MUSIC!!! Check this out!!



OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Draft Post - 25 Random Shindigs

1. I was tagged to 8 "my 25 random ......." and was contemplating doing 8 of these (but decided that you wouldnt give a damn after the first one lol)

2. I just started a blog on BLOGGER so if you were not satisfied by this you could read that crazy stuff LEAVE COMMENTS (http://mayeshah.blogspot.com/)

3. The right side of my body is SPECIAL!!!!!!!! LOL!!!! but seriously it is!!! I have a broken finger on my right hand, a beauty mark on my right arm, a beauty mark on the entrance of my right nostril, a red spot in my right eye, a birth mark on the inner part of my thigh ( Not too close to the cooch but close enough! (thats for you Gr)) and i have knee problems on my RIGHT KNEE!!! tell me that might right side isnt SPECIAL!!!

4. I swear i have mental problems that is associated with the different places or different periods of my life. I go through phases where after one phase I dont remember much and my personality changes. (eg. in USA i am more quiet and to myself. in the UK I am my normal cocky lil self and enjoy hanging with ppl again. strange!?! I know!!)

5. I am pissed right now that i only reach the fifth one and have 20 more to go. SHIT!! Thus proving I have a slight A.D.D. problem!! and ... oh crap... oh yea... bad memory!!! and........ I am very nostalgic. (wait i will move that one down to 6).

6. I am very nostalgic. I suffer from some TERRIBLE NOSTALGIA!!! (eg. I would be in a conversation that is sooooo sweet and then some f***er would mess it up and then that conversation could never be revived and I would get sad).

7. I am afraid of those lil snake thingy's in Antigua that looks like an earthworm and moves like a snake!!! One time my sister, brother and I were in the house by ourselves and we were watchin this show called "I should have died" and after the show I am walking down the hallway and i see the thing at the foot of the hall way and i screamed ran back to the room and curled into the fetal position (scaring the shit out of my sister and brother) But i am getting over it!

8. I have no skills :( except for ... being friendly. I hope that is good enough

9. I never had a boyfriend that lasted more than 24 hrs.

10. WTF just 10!!!!!!!!!! DAGNABBIT!!! hmm I am the last child out of 3!!as if you care or dont already know!!!

11. I am one of those weightloss advertisement junkies. If i am watchin tv in the early morning and i pass a weightloss paid program or exercise paid program I cant help but watch. If i see an advertisment on the side of the facebook screen i will click it (i am still kicking my a** about that)

12. (My closest friends know this so you can skip to number 13)PPL love my personality and who I am but I still dont know why!!! (thus the blog #2) I doubt myself a whole lot and I thnk bad about myself.

13. I am a packrat!! untill i do my spring cleaning and everything goes in the trash!!

14. I am an emotional masochist. Thus the reason I try to do stuff to cause physical pain (starting and stopping from the gym and so on)

15. I ran out of things so... I have really nice skin!! my face rarely breaks out if at all (although i suffer from that hormone problem where i have a beard :( but that will be gone sooon)

16. I am an average student (which means i not stupid but i know all kinda random stuff that isnt necessary to life)

17. My parents own 4 businesses between both of them and I am planning on adding a hotel or a chain of hotels to the lot!!!!

18. I hate hypocrites, that is one of my pet peeves such as seeing ppl taking pictures of them selves TONGUING OFF EACH OTHER (if i see your tongue that is nasty) Back to hypocrites, if i notice i am showing hypocrite tendencies i tend to punish myself.

19. My sister is my bestest of bestest friends. No-one could ever pass her position of best friend!!! I LOVE HER SOOO MUCH!!!

20. .........................JUST 5 MORE AFTER THIS!!! ooooooooohh ohhhh ... I was born at Adeline Clinic and the first place i went after i was born was my mommy's store. And my mommy used to put me in a basket and up to this day I am known as the Basket baby!!!!! :D WAYYYYY RANDOM!!!

21. If i were to be any mythical creature it would be a Vampire!! They just have a finesse that no other mythical creature has!! However A Centaur wouldnt be bad once i dont smell like horse!!! LOL

22. I HAVE NO FAVOURITE NUMBER, COLOUR (even though blue, black and yellow are up on the list of colours) TEAM, LETS JUST SAY I HAVE NO FAVOURITE ANYTHING!!!

23. The reason the Centaur is the next in line from Vampires is because my zodiac sign is Sagittarius and that is a Centaur Archer. That shall be part of my first tattoo in combination with my Chinese zodiac : Flaming Rabbit!!! (if you have any ideas hit me up (other than u Gr u cant draw so u no help))


25. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I REACH 25.... OK I LIE I REACH 24 ..... SO IGNORE THIS

24. I AM GOING TO POST THIS ON MY BLOG.. Ok that is not number 24........ I wear size 11 shoes, and i dont remember anymore sizes since I blew up over some time !!!and i am 5'10"

25. FINAL-EFFING-LY!!!!
MY ROLE MODEL IS GEORGE BUSH..
BECAUSE HE IS A TRIGGER HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING REDNECK!!!
(LOLLLLLOLLLLOL!!! YOU HAD TO BE THERE!!! RIGHT NEVA!!!)

OK STOP FUCK ROUND!! I AM A BOOTLEG CARIBBEAN!!! BORN RAISE AND MOST LIKELY DEAD IN ANTIGUA. BUT CANT SPEAK A LICK OF DIALECT WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE ....... WHO KNOWS WHAT!!! UNTIL I REACHED THE STATES I COULD HAVE GIVEN A DAMN ABOUT THE CARIBBEAN!!!! BUT THANKS TO MY BABES POUNKS I GETTIN THERE!! AND I CANT LEAVE OUT MY OTHER FRIENDS WHO IS STILL WORKING ALONG SIDE ME TO BRING ME INTO THE LIGHT!!!!!


FINALLY DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Draft Post - Airblog!!!

Dear readers,

The reason this is not in Italics is cause I want you to know that when I opened this draft post .... there was nothing in here. But I do remember the day I planned on doing an airblog. I was in a plan (going somewhere) and I had my laptop, so of course I was about to type out a blog in the AIR!!!

Thus making it an AIRBLOG!!! I dont know what happened to the actual contents but ... this is now it.

SO stay tuned for the next 24 posts over the next 12 days.

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Draft Posts!!!

Dear Readers, (cause I noticed that is how my older post starts)

I decided to come on my computer at 12:41 am to email something to myself and activate a website I signed up for (will do a post on that if it is successful). I then checked out the tabs that were open (because I never shut down my computer, I just put it to hibernate). I noticed a few of you have read my blog entries (thank you for actually giving a shit) and was looking at my statistics. I then noticed that I have .... 25 drafts. How in hell's name did I get 25 blog entries sent to DRAFT. 

So For the next few days you are going to get 2 completed copies of my draft posts every day. 

Some of them were from when I was still in Uni. (i think). So I shall finish them up and post them up so you can see my mental regurgitation of ... my interests, my thoughts, and me. 

So now I am going to post one (so that it will be an even 2 everyday) and this will be the first of my 2 blogs daily. 

So you will see a post early in the morning (probably 8am and then another in the evening around 6:30pm. So if you are at all interested you will know how many I have everyday. 

Now to bed I go. (P.S. I love typing in Times New Roman with Italics so get used to it)

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Plans

So, I had injured my back a few months back and my doctors informed me that I need to start taking care of myself. Eating better, drinking more water and exercising (everything that I am doing wrong). They also informed me that I cant just do any form of exercise. I need to start swimming. However I. Cant. Swim.
I live on a freaking island and cant swim. What if a tsunami hits (not like ppl who can swim will survive) but if I am in a position where I can swim to safety and cant swim wtf am I to do? DIE???

So I was talking with the Bar Supervisor at work and he was telling me of this swimming class over by my first work place. So the first thing that came to mind was .... who can I get to drag with me (since I am needy and need company for everything) then the second thing that came to mind was .... how the hell am I gonna get my black ass over there.

So as soon as I work out at least one of those questions I will get started on my quest to becoming a better me. I am even on this new diet kick (diet means my entire food choices change not just in order to loose weight) So we have cut out Carbs out of our diet. NO bread, rice, pasta, flour products. NONE!!! So we will see how that does.

I am also planning on doing my speech 2 for Toastmasters on Thursday. So this will be interesting. I am kinda planning it like a conversation with just the topic headings on a note card. Wish me luck on that .

I also have a plan for a business venture. But that will be under wraps until it gets underway. So yea.

I have a bunch of weddings and parties to attend, which is awesome. Both weddings are for ladies I went to school with. One is next month while the other is January (which I am taking part in as a bridesmaid) AMEN TO NO BRIDEZILLA's. Another one of my friends has caught "The Baby". So we are planning a get-together for her being all awesome for having a bundle of joy. Then there are two bachelorette parties which will be crazy awesome.

Then my final plan is to be more assertive in my life, work place and (so called, none existent) love life. So I am reading a book which is kinda like an Assertive Training Course. So we will see how that works out. HMMM.

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Friend cycle

So occasionally I would think of all kinda random ish. And sometimes my ish is quite sensible. Every time I look at Facebook and YouTube and instagram, what do I see? Ppl hanging out with their friends. I never noticed how much ppl went out with friends until I took a good long look.

Yea Family is important but you need to get away from them at times and just be ... you. That is why each person is different. Each person has a group of friends that make them who they are. Right now my list of friends have dwindled down to .... a small few. My original set of friends have turned into Acquaintances. People I used to beg and plead to hang out with when I was younger. Now that I am (grown) I don't have those urges anymore and I think that is why I am becoming quite distant from people in general. If it wasn't for my Job I would have become a hermit.

I now have the issue where I would be invited out by someone and make up a random excuse for not going. So I need to get over this. :( Or else. I would become a recluse (if that is how you spell it, not in the mood for spell check been up since 2:30am)

It is also said that as you get older you will have your original group of friends from high school and then you would have your friends from present day. Some of the original might move on with their lives and become BFFs to someone else and slip off your radar. This has slapped me hard in the face a few times because I kinda thought that we gonna be best friends for decades (which never happen). I think a friendship span is like 7 years and then after that you either have to find something else that your friendship is based on or find new friends.

I guess right now my closest friends are people at work (Verandah Resort and Spa) and persons who are part of the Antigua Toastmasters Club (check out that plug).Then since the Expressions Poetry in the Pub starts back up, as well as the Best of Books Poetry club, I will meet up with them again. These persons although you may see them on the fly and say a polite hi, when you meet them at these gatherings y'all are long lost besties who share as much as possible in between Poems.

So I am in dire need to get out of my comfort zone and go places. But of course my need to be with ppl overrides this need. I need a ride at least I can pick up ppl at the side of the road!!! Right now the only person that I go out with is my sister and if not I feel quite awkward (which in actual truth I dont go at all) I love chilling with my sister but she is a comfort zone that I need to stray a lil from.

Well I gonna drop my sis home and hopefully get home in time to get some good good sleep.

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Pack List for Travelling

I wanna try using this the next time I travel. I always tend to forget something that I need.


Who ever did this I must thank you!!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Dante's Inferno...

So I am watching this game show on GSN and the question was:

In Dante's Inferno, what is the deepest level of hell reserved for: Traiters, Politicians, or Lawyers.

Can you believe this guy put Lawyers. COME ON

Check out this site:

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html

OXXO

Mayeshah

Finally New PC

Hey all, I have finally gotten me a new Laptop. It is an Aceer Aspire E1- 431-2863

I know that is a lot of information. but I dont care. So now I have no reason for not posting more regularly. I am still getting used to it and my internet is being a major douchebag. This pc is internet based and my internet is like "hahahah bitch you cant get online". So I am still trying not to take it back and say screw it.

So right now I have alot of things due. Minutes for my Secretarial position of the Antigua ToastMasters Club. Also I have alot of youtube to be catching up on. So that will take me a while. Plus updating my facebook, pinterest. tumblr, and linkdin.

So when I come across anything quite interesting that I wanna talk about I will most definitely be all up in here.

OXXO

Mayeshah!!

Self!

I have been soo out of it lately. I have no computer to be doing my blogging/surfing/secretarial duties/ speeches. Work is ..... yea that would have to be another entry. The only things that keep me in this world is Family, friends and a mentor who even though I feel guilty for using him as a Psychologist, he is always there to listen to me.

I have been reading a friends blog and have noticed that this mental state I have been living in is not a state that I live in on my own. I have been reading her blogs and shall share entries with you in the future (hopefully I get a pc to blog more often).

I also came across a youtube video which had hit home with me. I even left a comment on the video. Something I rarely ever do.

Well I will go into this topic more when I get the chance but I am on someone else's time right now. This was just a taste of what is to come soon.
So TTFN

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

Update (Hopefully the final one in a while)

I feel so guilty but life has been up down and around town since last time I posted here on my faithful little blog.

I have been quite busy with work and when not busy trying to become more social ( main word trying: NCIS is still my weakness ) I am presently working at Verandah Resort and Spa. It is such a great property. The staff are easy to work with and the guest are so lovely and easy to talk to. More information would be given after I either get a good day to post up or I get a new pc!!

OXXO

Mayeshah!!!

The Mind

The mind is a very powerful vessel in the body. It can allow you to do anything you wants to do and then it can stop you from doing anything you want to do. Unfortunately I have the latter of the two. I get very emotional when in certain situations and may be seen as stupid for reacting to it.

I have meant to do a post recently however all kind of excuses that my mind can muster up happened. A few events have occurred which has encouraged this post to be born. My telling people something and they either shoot it down or suggest I do something which is crippling for me. After this I get a great emotional flood and have to fight off tears. I know that the persons are right for what they say but I just cant bring myself to follow through. I then hammer myself with more self hatred than I normally do.I curse myself for not bringing myself to follow the person(s) advice, I curse myself for not having anything to say because I don't understand what is really doing on in my mind, I curse myself for wanted to cry but not doing it because I will appear stupid and weak.

I know that I put myself in position but I don't try to do it. It is just something that happens. I am encouraged to start something that I enjoy and  fear interrupts first, then self doubt, then excuses, then I start to beat myself up because I am being so negative and that is where the tears come.

I disclosed some information to someone and their response had made me so uncomfortable that I began to cry (it was dark so the person was not aware of this). This pain just arises in my chest and then all these negative thought occur and it causes more physical pain than necessary. Persons say once you master the powers of your mind you can do miracles, but when you are always put down and in fear of that negativity it is hard.

I always say that I don't care what others think but it is a devil induced LIE! I am soo concerned on other persons thoughts I chose my career around it. Persons have even told me this Career is hard, and I said I can handle the hard work. What they didn't tell me was that the hard part was the fact that you had to be confident about what you do and know; and don't care what others think.

It is also said that the hardest critique is yourself. And it hurts even worst now because I am always criticizing myself and not doing anything about it because I feel like I am about to have a panic attack  when taking action.  Like my eyes jump, my chest hurt, tears come to my eyes and I just feel like dying.

However, I don't tell anyone this because I fear that I will be seen as just being mellow dramatic. That feeling is the worst, not being able to tell anyone. People just don't understand. They try and give you pointers and tips, not knowing that the issue is much worst and deeper.That whatever is going on is just a symptom of the real issue.

I have thought of meditation but the few times I have tried it even more negative thoughts come to mind. And they are the cause of all of my issues and fears. I have been put down in relations to all sort of situations that now I am too afraid to suggest anything. I would then put my health (mental and physical) at risk and when I tell anyone I am scolded and given advice on how to cure a symptom instead of the problem.

Well it seems like this is life and I either have to sit down and ride it out or try and change it. It is just am I strong enough to?

I know this would either be read and just seen as a silly rant or not read at all. But is what is going on in MY MIND. I have finished crying now and am left with a headache. I shall leave now to go and sleep and hope that I don't show signs of this tomorrow.

I was going to say more but the pain going on in my psyche is so outrageous that I shall save it for later.

OXXO

Mayeshah